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Pie.
A very beautiful and very pregnant red head vey familiar to all in this grand house
is cooking. She has been in the sweltering kitchen sence three this morning.
Odd? No, not if you've ever been around a hungry pregnant woman. Cyclops, were he not away on a mission,
Would be lucky to still possess his right arm. The aromas of slowly baking apples, delved in brown
suger and cinnimon fill the air, ever so gracefully reaching into every crevace of
the mansion, awaiking the sleeping inhabitants into life.
"Whooo Wee!" A loud and distinctly Louisiannan cry rings out. "I guarruntee! I be sure dreamin, non?"
Then he promptly recieves a smack from Beast for improper english.
"Oww! Sorry, Bete! " THe cajun lamented. " Wha, I ment to say was, Gee, dat smells delicious?"
"That is better, young Remy." Beast replied as he bounded towards the kitchen. "Sucker."
"Hey! Non! Dat be not fair!" The dooped Cajun yelled as he gave chase. " De prize, Mon Ami, is Mine!"
"Not if Ah can help it, swamp rat!" The resident southern belle wailed as she flew past them both.
"Stars and Garters!" Beast lamented. "We've got to catch her before she beats us!"
"By the wrath of the wind, she shall not!" a voice completly unexpected boomed.
"Storm!" The two men yelled. "Remember your clothes!"
"What!" She yelled in embarrassment before she turned back to regain composure.
"Dat was in'resting." Gambit managed to say through running and the "Growning" problem imagenation can cause.
"It appears that apple pie would do you a great service." Beast chided.
"F'r de las time, Dat movie wadn't about me!" Gambit said. "Besides.. probably still too hot." Gambit mumbled to himself.
"Ah heared that, Ya lousy swamp rat!" Rogue threw back before she was power slammed by Wolverine.
"Have a nice day." Wolverine said as the remaining persuants crashed into eachother.
" He needs to quit watching wrestling" Rogue croaked out.
"He's going to make it!" Beast yelled out in pure agony! "Noooo!"
"Ha! Ya loosers!" Wolverine bragged as he strutted into the kitchen to claim victory.
"Jeannie." Logan said as he tipped his hat and dug in to the pie.
"What on Earth do you think your doing!!!!" Jean Sqealed as she put Logan in a T.K bubble and wacked
his butt with a spoon. "Your pie is in the oven! Bad Wolvie! Bad!"
"Ow! Owowowowowowowow ow!" Wolverine whined. "I quit! Jeannie! Stop!" He changed tactics.
"I'm sorry Mommy!"
This was the wrong thing to do because Jubilee, who came in and started eating, completely unnoticed
Started to choke on the pie after hearing Big, Bad Wolvie say anything about "mommy."
So Jean relesed Wolverine and administered the Himlich manuver on Jubes.
The other X-Men got upset with Wolvie, because in their eyes, He started a fight with a pregnant
woman. But they couldn't hurt him because he yelled "Mommy." Thus Wrestling saved Wolverine's life once again.
Anyways.. Jubilee's problem with Pie was obsolved and the rest of the X-Men were happy because they got pie.
Oh yea, and the fact that Cyclops came home early to keep Jean in line, but it didn't work, because
she kept outsmarting him. Not like it's that hard to do anyway.
The moral of the story is, Don't mess with pregnant people, and you keep your left nut. No promise on the right or anything
for that matter.
Pie.
A very beautiful and very pregnant red head vey familiar to all in this grand house
is cooking. She has been in the sweltering kitchen sence three this morning.
Odd? No, not if you've ever been around a hungry pregnant woman. Cyclops, were he not away on a mission,
Would be lucky to still possess his right arm. The aromas of slowly baking apples, delved in brown
suger and cinnimon fill the air, ever so gracefully reaching into every crevace of
the mansion, awaiking the sleeping inhabitants into life.
"Whooo Wee!" A loud and distinctly Louisiannan cry rings out. "I guarruntee! I be sure dreamin, non?"
Then he promptly recieves a smack from Beast for improper english.
"Oww! Sorry, Bete! " THe cajun lamented. " Wha, I ment to say was, Gee, dat smells delicious?"
"That is better, young Remy." Beast replied as he bounded towards the kitchen. "Sucker."
"Hey! Non! Dat be not fair!" The dooped Cajun yelled as he gave chase. " De prize, Mon Ami, is Mine!"
"Not if Ah can help it, swamp rat!" The resident southern belle wailed as she flew past them both.
"Stars and Garters!" Beast lamented. "We've got to catch her before she beats us!"
"By the wrath of the wind, she shall not!" a voice completly unexpected boomed.
"Storm!" The two men yelled. "Remember your clothes!"
"What!" She yelled in embarrassment before she turned back to regain composure.
"Dat was in'resting." Gambit managed to say through running and the "Growning" problem imagenation can cause.
"It appears that apple pie would do you a great service." Beast chided.
"F'r de las time, Dat movie wadn't about me!" Gambit said. "Besides.. probably still too hot." Gambit mumbled to himself.
"Ah heared that, Ya lousy swamp rat!" Rogue threw back before she was power slammed by Wolverine.
"Have a nice day." Wolverine said as the remaining persuants crashed into eachother.
" He needs to quit watching wrestling" Rogue croaked out.
"He's going to make it!" Beast yelled out in pure agony! "Noooo!"
"Ha! Ya loosers!" Wolverine bragged as he strutted into the kitchen to claim victory.
"Jeannie." Logan said as he tipped his hat and dug in to the pie.
"What on Earth do you think your doing!!!!" Jean Sqealed as she put Logan in a T.K bubble and wacked
his butt with a spoon. "Your pie is in the oven! Bad Wolvie! Bad!"
"Ow! Owowowowowowowow ow!" Wolverine whined. "I quit! Jeannie! Stop!" He changed tactics.
"I'm sorry Mommy!"
This was the wrong thing to do because Jubilee, who came in and started eating, completely unnoticed
Started to choke on the pie after hearing Big, Bad Wolvie say anything about "mommy."
So Jean relesed Wolverine and administered the Himlich manuver on Jubes.
The other X-Men got upset with Wolvie, because in their eyes, He started a fight with a pregnant
woman. But they couldn't hurt him because he yelled "Mommy." Thus Wrestling saved Wolverine's life once again.
Anyways.. Jubilee's problem with Pie was obsolved and the rest of the X-Men were happy because they got pie.
Oh yea, and the fact that Cyclops came home early to keep Jean in line, but it didn't work, because
she kept outsmarting him. Not like it's that hard to do anyway.
The moral of the story is, Don't mess with pregnant people, and you keep your left nut. No promise on the right or anything
for that matter.