Dork Diaries: Tales from a Not-So-Masterful Mirage
Friday October 2nd
In my room 11:51
First of all, I must a apologize for MacKenzie ending the last story, I told her not to, and she did it anyways, secondly, I can't tell if my life is real, or just one big insane dream, because you would not believe what has happened this week, it all started on Monday (Go figure)...
Monday September 28th
At my locker 7:38
I was playing Pokemon Go on my phone (Fucking Rattata, Pidgey, and those damned Party Wieners everywhere!), when I got a text from my friend Jessica:
Jessica: Hey Nikki
Nikki: Hey Jess, what's up?
Jessica: R u at school today?
Nikki: Yeah, y?
Jessica: Principal Winston wante in his office if u were here.
Nikki: Do u know y he wants 2 c me?
Jessica: I think he wants u 2 show more people around the school.
Nikki: Ok, OMW, and BTW, couldn't you have told me this in person?
Jessica: Srry, just did my nails, won't be dry for 12 minutes.
Nikki: Oh, well have a g8 day :D!
Jessica: U 2!
I've got to show more people around the school, first a Dragonite runs away, now this, just my fucking luck :(! I walked over to the office, and went inside Principal Winston's office, however he was the only one in there.
"Principal Winston, where are the people I have to show around the school?" I asked. "Yeah, about that Miss Maxwell, it seems as if our school has been picked as a filming location for a TV show known as Dandelion in Love, and so the members of a group from a place know as Fortuna Office are going to be here for a while, however, most of them won't be here until later in the day." He informed me. "Alright, one, why'd you pick me to show the people around, second, who are they?" "Well you did a great job with Haruhi and her friends, I figured you'd do the same for these people." "Now I'm not trying to sound rude, but can't you show them around?" "I want to, but I'm very busy, the school mascot Larry the Lizard passed away last night, so now I have to run to PetSmart and buy a new Anole for the school." "Sorry for the loss, anyways, where are the people?" "The person went to get something out of her car, she should be back any minute..." That's when a woman carrying about 3 cases of beer walked into the office. She appeared to be in her late 20s, had black hair, brown eyes, and wore a blue and white button shirt and red glasses.
"Sorry I took so long Boris, these were stuck in my van!" She said. "Um, is this the person I was suppose to show around?" I asked. "Yes, this is Ms Maiko, she's the president of Fortuna Entertainment, Maiko, this is Nikki Maxwell, one of my top students, I've asked her to show you around the school." "Very nice to meet you Ms Maiko." "Same for you Nikki, and you can just call me Maiko if you wish." "Ok, I guess I've got to show you around the school today, but I can't right now, I've got to get to homeroom!" "Oh don't worry about that Miss Maxwell, I've already informed all your teachers you won't be in for morning classes, so really, you don't have any classes until after lunch." "Ok, sounds fair, so let's go get started on the tour." "Hold on, let me have one more beer, then I'll go!" "Maiko, I've told you already, alcohol is prohibited on school grounds!" "And I told you I can't work unless I'm buzzed, so I need to have 2 or 3, then we can work!" "Fine, but if I see any kids with beer, you'll be in trouble!" "What kind of trouble, will I get a punishment?" "Damnit! Don't tell me you're also a sex craver like Jewel!" "I'm just joking, I promise you, I've got no sexual interest in you right now!" "That's good to hear, anyways, I've got to go to my meeting in 2 minutes, so I must be leaving." "Ok, we'll be going too." "Nikki, make sure Maiko doesn't overdue it on the beers or give some to any of the students!" "You can count on me sir!" "Alright, I trust you, see you later." Principal Winston the left the office, while me and Maiko did the same.
"I guess I can't have any more beers?" She asked me. "Huh? Oh no, drink as many as you want, I'm not stopping you!" I told her. "I can tell we're going to be great friends, but just out of curiosity, have you ever had alcohol before?" "I admit, I had about 9 beers in one night before." "We're so going to be friends!" "Yeah, you seem really cool, I have 3 questions for you though, one, what is Fortuna Entertainment, two, is anyone else from there coming, three, I'm just curious as well, but do you have a boyfriend or husband?" "To answer your three questions; Fortuna Entertainment is like a business group, we've got singers, actors, models, you name it, we have it, as for your last 2 questions, most of the people are going, I think Touma is the only one not going, since he got a job working part time at a DTV Show, oh and Ayaha, she fractured her ribcage while trying to show off to this cute guy, and is in the hospital, and no, I'm currently still single." "Bullshit! A sexy woman in her 20s like you should have guys lined up around the building just to see you!" "20?! Do you take sexual interest in me or something?" "Wh-what?! What made you think that?" "Don't tell anyone this, but I'm actually 33." "No fucking way, you're too young looking to be 33, what's your secret?" "I've been drinking at least 3 bottles of beer a day, and masturbating twice a day, but to be honest, you're the first person outside of Fortuna to think I'm young." "Really?" "I'm serious." "I bet one of my friends would think you're young, hold up, let me go get my man, I'll be right back!" I ran down the hall to find Brandon, it was only around 7:45, he normally gets to school at this time, and sure enough, he was at his locker.
"Hey babe, have you heard the news?" I asked him. "You mean the fact that starting today, our school is being used as a film location for Dandelion in Love, a famous TV show in Japan?" "Yeah, but also, Principal Winston asked me to show the owner of Fortuna Office around the school, plus I can skip all of my morning classes!" "Lucky, I'd do anything to be allowed to skip my morning classes!" "Anyways, I wanted you to meet her!" "Meet who?" I didn't answer his question, but instead dragged him back to where Maiko was waiting.
"Sorry I took a while Maiko, but this is my boyfriend Brandon." "Nice to meet you, I've got to say, you're lucky to have a girl like Nikki as your girlfriend!" Brandon didn't reply, as he was too busy staring in awe at Maiko's body, which sort of ticked me off. "Brandon, don't stare at her body, you don't know how old she is!" I hit him in the back of the head. "Ouch, well she can't be that old, maybe about 24, there's only a 7 year difference!" "Um, is your boyfriend hitting on me?" "What, are you not 24?" "I'm 33." "Seriously?! Excuse my language, but how can a girl with a sexy body like you be 33?!" "I would tell you, but I know you'll make Nikki do the trick." "You've got a point, anyways, I've got to get ready for the day, see you at lunch Nikki!" Brandon then headed off, leaving me and Maiko alone again.
"Anyways, shall I start the tour of the school now?" I asked. "Only if I can keep drinking!" "You got it, now come on, I'll show you the whole school so you know where everything is!" Now I would tell you about the tour, but it would extend this story by like 2k words, so I'll save you the time and skip you straight to when we had lunch, because I like you guys a lot (Don't take that the wrong way, I meant I like you as a friend, besides, I'm in a relationship.)
Cafeteria 12:00
I had just finished giving Maiko the tour of our school, and just in time for lunch too! So we walked into the cafeteria, but before I could show here where I sit and introduce her to my other friends, her phone went off (The ringtone was some Japanese song, don't know the name).
"Sorry Nikki, Itsuki's calling me, I've got to take this." She told me, while walking back outside. I thought to myself
'Itsuki? Is that Maiko's boyfriend? Nah, she told me she's single, so then who can that be?' After a minute, she came back into the cafeteria. "So, just got done talking to your boyfriend?" I teased. "Huh? Itsuki is not my boyfriend, he's just one of my tops guys at Fortuna Office, he said he just arrived with Tsubasa and Kiria in Westchester, and they'll be here in 3 minutes." "One, who are Tsubasa and Kiria, and second, what was your ringtone, it sounded pretty catchy!" "They're both semi famous singers in Japan, and my ringtone was Reincarnation, which was Kiria's top song for almost 3 years!" "Cool, a celebrity coming to our school!" "You know, you could help us out on the movie set, then we can hang out more, I can tell everyone at Fortuna is going to like you!" "That'd be awesome, I'm best at artwork and singing, I have the lead role in my band, Actually I'm Not Really Sure Yet, not to mention my man is good at photography!" "No way, you're THAT Nikki Maxwell!" "Yep." "I speak for everyone at Fortuna Office, when I say we love your song, I know this might sound weird, but can I have your autograph?" "Sure, haven't given any autographs since I went to that ski resort, I'll just grab a pen and paper, I'll be right back." "No need to, I actually have a copy of Kiria's Reincarnation CD, you think you can sign that?" "I guess so, it's a little odd you want me to sign another artists CD, but it's fine." "And I don't mean to sound like a burden, but could you write "Always let your inner dork shine through"?" "No problem, I'll do it!" Maiko gave me the CD and a pen, and I signed it, before giving it back to her.
"Thanks Nikki, Itsuki is going to be so jealous when I tell him I got your autograph!" "Speaking of that guy, hasn't it been 3 minutes, they should be here by now." "You're right, let's go to the office, I told Itsuki and the others I'd meet them in there!" Before I could reply, Maiko dragged me off to the front office, which when we got there, 3 people were waiting. There was only one guy (Who I assumed was Itsuki), he appeared to be around 18, has blue hair, silver eyes, and wore a dark blue hoodie with argyle patterns on a single side. There were also 2 girls with him; the first one appeared around the same age as Itsuki, she had Aqua blue hair and eyes, and wore a pink button shirt and white skirt, the other girl appeared to be a few years older, had green hair and eyes, and wore a green sweater, red skirt, and torn black socks.
"Hey guys, this is my new friend, Nikki Maxwell, the lead singer of Dorks Rule and Dork On!" She told them. "No way, you're THE Nikki Maxwell?! It's so cool to meet you in person, I'm..." "Let me guess, Itsuki?" "I suppose Ms Maiko told you about me already?" "Yeah, she also told me that Tsubasa and Kiria were coming as well, and I take it these 2 are them?" "Yep, the one with aqua hair is Tsubasa, and the one with green hair is Kiria." "Nice to meet you all, and by the way, Maiko showed me..." "Hold on, how come you get to call her Maiko?!" "Because she's my friend Itsuki." "Oh, so are we all of a sudden not friends?" "No, I never said we weren't friends, maybe we aren't friends with benefits, but still, it is proper for an employee to refer their boss to mr or ms." "Ok, sorry for interrupting you Nikki." "It's cool, as I was saying, Maiko showed me Reincarnation, and I've got to say, that's one great song, even though I couldn't understand a word Kiria was singing, I still loved it!" "Thanks Nikki, I like your song as well, it reminds me of my former dorky past that has been replaced with my new cooler self." "So I guess you're the only singer of the group?" "Offensive much, I'm a singer too you know!" "You sing Tsubasa?" "Yeah, let her listen to my hit song Ms Maiko!" "Ok, why not." She got her phone out again and played another Japanese song, it wasn't as catchy as Reincarnation, but I still liked it.
"That was my hit song, it's called Fly: You're my Wind, what'd you think of it?" Tsubasa asked as soon as the song ended. "I'll be honest, I liked the song, it was pretty catchy, I might have to buy that for my IPod!" "I hate to interrupt this convo, but did you guys bring the filming equipment for the show?" Maiko asked. "Oh right, I forgot to tell you on the phone, but Ellie is bringing the stuff tomorrow." "So is everyone else coming tomorrow too?" "No, just Ellie, Mamori, and Yashiro, Barry had to pre order some action figure for Dia Witch and won't be here until Wednesday." "Damn, so there's nothing to do today, no wait, I just had an idea! Nikki, you think I can borrow your boyfriend for a bit?" "What for?" "I'll be honest, I want to fuck him." "W-what?! Can't you just fuck Itsuki instead?!" "I would, but all the girls at Fortuna would be after my head!" "They've all got a crush on him?" "Even Mamori, and she's 7 years younger than him." "First off, who's that, second, she's 11?" "Mamori is the host of a show called "Microwaving with Mamorin", not to mention a minor singer, and yes, she is 11 and goes to 5th grade, but I convinced Boris to let her stay in the 8th grade classes until we're done filming, along with Itsuki and Tsubasa." "No way, I'm in 8th grade!" "You think when she comes tomorrow, you can show her the ropes too?" "Sure thing, but anyways, to answer your question from before, you can have sex with my man, but only if I get something in return." "What are you talking about?" "Normally, when Brandon has sex with another girl, and he lets me know beforehand, I get to fuck one of his friends to make up for it." "I get it, in that case, Tsubasa is all yours!" "W-W-WHAT?!" "You heard me right, you're going to have sex with Nikki!" "But she's a girl, and I don't think she's a lesbian!" "I'm actually bi, so I'm ok with boys and girls." "Ok, but I'M not bi, and I refuse to do that!" "Fine, I guess I'll just post that video of you masturbating to Itsuki's picture on PornHub." "The video of what?!" "Yeah, she has a picture of you, that she masturbates to, I have video proof, let me show you..." "NO! Fine, I'll have sex with Nikki!" "That's the spirit Tsubasa, now if you need me, I'll be looking for Brandon, but just curious, where's a good place where we can fuck in private?" "I'd say the janitors closet, sometimes me and my friends go in there to fuck, plus I heard they cleaned it up a bit, so it's a lot more cleaner and there's more room now!" "Good idea, I'll go get Brandon now, see you later, and make sure Tsubasa doesn't chicken out of the sex!" Maiko left the room. "Ok, well I guess I'm going to have sex with a girl I just met, let's go to the Sex Ed classroom, only Jewel is there, and she wouldn't mind if we used her room!" "Alright, let's go." However, before we could leave, we were stopped by Kiria.
"Hold on, you think you can make that a threesome?" She asked. "HUH?! Kiria? You want to have lesbian sex with me?! I have no clue whether I should be embarrassed or flattered!" Tsubasa began to panic. "Does she always panic, or is this the first time?" "Nah, she does it quite often, when the two of us worked on a duo song, she literally fainted standing up!" "Why would she do that?" "She's a really huge fan of my work, so I guess singing a duo song with me is like heaven for her!" "Oh, so I guess the fact she's going to see you naked made her panic, but just curious, are you a lesbian that you decided to join in right away?" "No, I'm bi like you, I like boys and girls, but I mainly crush on Itsuki, however if it doesn't work out, I can always move onto Yashiro." "Who?" "He's a famous singer and actor in Japan, you'll get to see him tomorrow, but just a heads up, he acts a little odd, and he refers to everyone by their last name, so he's going to call you Maxwell, which I just realized is a coffee brand." "For fucks sake, you had to make that joke?" "Sorry, didn't know you were sensitive about that." "It's fine, anyways, let's grab Tsubasa and get to the Sex Ed room before class starts!" The two of us left the room after that, dragging the still shocked Tsubasa, anyways, I'm getting a bit bored telling the story, so I'll let my man take over next, see ya :)!
Hey guys, sorry this chapter is short. Also, I won't be able to update this story for a few months. Now I know what you're saying, "But why?", the reason is because I sent a request for the Tokyo Mirage catagory a few weeks ago, and it was just approved today, but they suggested I publish the story so the Tokyo Mirage category can be discovered, so I put in the first 2 chapters. This story will not be updated until I finish my Haruhi Suzumiya crossover, and publish Hot Hookup, so it can take anywhere between 1-3 months, depending on how many reviews you send me on the current crossover (I need 2).