Chapter 1: The Girl With The Goku Uniform!

(Opening A/N: This is going to be an addition to my Black Lagoon archive and be the the start of my Kill La Kill archive. What if Satsuki Kiryuin has placed a bounty on the head of Ryuko Matoi for a crime she didn't commit. Armed with some guns, her scissor blade, and Senketsu...she decides to to reinvent herself as a bloodlusting mercenary. This story will be rated M for blood and gore, graphic violence, adult language, nudity, use of drugs and alcohol, and strong sexual content. Disclaimer: I do not own either Black Lagoon or Kill La Kill for they are properly owned by Rei Hiroe and Trigger, anyway let's get to the mayhem...)

[Roanapur, Thailand]

Ryuko had to turn her back on Honnouji Academy since the student council leader Satsuki Kiryuin had placed a huge bounty on her head, so she had to find a place to reinvent herself as a mercenary. She had her scissor blade strapped to her back along with an M-16 carbine assault rifle along with a pair of M1911 Colt .45s. And as always, shehad Senketsu as not only the piece of clothing she wore, but also was the only thing that kept her sane.

"Are you sure about doing this Ryuko? I mean there has to be another way." Senketsu said, but Ryuko had nowhere else to go.

"What other choice do I have, Senketsu? Besides, I'm a wanted fugitive back in Honnouji. So I'm going to live in the darkness, and I do know somebody here." Ryuko replied, first things first...she needed to find Lagoon Company.

Ryuko just remembered that she had a picture of Revy, she pulls it out and takes a long look. On the photo, there was writing in English, "Come visit sometime, lover." And Ryuko started to blush.

Senketsu was kinda curious why Ryuko was having the hots for Revy. It was because Revy knew how to turn on this scissor blade wielding vixen. But unbeknownst to the girl, there was a group of mercenaries looking to rape Ryuko, but her body was reserved for one person, and that was Two Hands.

"What do we have here, one schoolgirl who's run away from home? Now's she's come to this little shithole to be gang banged." One mercenary said, and Ryuko pulls out her scissor blade.

"All right, which one of you wants to die first? But before you die, I only got one question, Where can I find Revy?" Ryuko asked, but Senketsu was unsure about Ryuko trying to find this Revy person, let alone if she exists. "If you guys won't tell me where she is, then I guess I'll have to fucking beat it out of you!" She also added, and it was time for our heroine to unleash a major can of whup-ass!

Luckily, Revy shows up to see Ryuko kick some teeth in. Time for Senketsu to become Kamui Senketsu. Senketsu changes form and some of the mercs wanted to rape Ryuko even more, since some of Ryuko's skin was showing. Revy then began to laugh. Just then, with a series of swipes...the mercenaries were cut down as their lost body parts along with the blood from the cuts inflicted poured all over the ground. Senketsu changes back to normal and Ryuko goes up to Revy and gives her a nice long kiss.

"What's that all about?" Revy asked, but Ryuko didn't care about anything except for being with Revy.

"Well, first I missed you, and second, I'm in some deep fucking shit. Do you guys think you can help me out?" Ryuko asked, and Revy nodded.

"Lemme guess, someone put a bounty on you and you've come here to see if you can lay low until the heat dies down? Well, I got some bad news for you. It seems that some of the bosses except for Big Sis is looking to capitalize on you." Revy said, and it turns out that Revy isn't the only person that calls Balalaika Sis.

"As long as sis doesn't turn me in, then I'll be fine. Besides, I'm still loyal to her along with Hotel Moscow." Ryuko replied, but what about Satsuki?

[Honnouji Academy]

Satsuki was waiting for word from the informant who was tailing Ryuko, just as the moment passed...the informant appeared and kneeled down.

"Lady Satsuki, word has been recieved, Ryuko Matoi has been spotted in Thailand, she's in a city called Roanapur." The informant said, and this put a smile on Satsuki's face.

"We're going to gather our forces, and when the time is right, we'll burn that city of Roanapur to the ground." Satsuki said, just then the elite four made their appearance.

"What is your command lady Satsuki?" The four generals said unison.

"Go to Roanapur, and bring me back the corpses of three people. A woman who calls herself Revy, the Russian crime syndicate leader Balalaika, and Ryuko Matoi." Satsuki ordered, and the order was clear.

A helicopter then picks up the four members as they head to the pits of the inferno.

[To Be Continued...]

(A/N: Well, this is just the start of this new projects, and I'm looking for some fellow writers out there that might want to have an in for this...then feel free to let me know. The more the merrier! And also please feel free to leave a review, faves and follows are still optional and I will hope to get some inspiration to do more chapters, so, until the next update...this is the master of chaos, the commander of the Leigon of Corpses, BloodyDemon666 signing off!)