Yuki: HI. I'm here with my friend Kyoko...

Kyoko: Hey peoples I also have account called Neji4ever

Yuki:...and we are writing a talk show. Here's the cast:

Yugi

Yami

Naruto

Sasuke

Neji

Kaiba

and a guest (Yami: who's evil!!!) appearance.

YUKI AND KYOKO: ENJOY PEOPLES! (WE'RE HIGH ON SUGAR WE THOUGHT OF THIS IN ALGEBRA RECENTLY ( COLLEGE COURSE)) AND WE'RE 13!!

Yami: We have two topics today. The first topic is... Richard Simmons!!! (Dun Dun Dunnnnnn)\

Naruto: That fucking bastard!!!!

Yugi:Why the hell are talking about Richard Simmons? (Dun Dun Dunnnnnn)

Sasuke: What the hell is up the 'Dun Dun Dunnnnnn' sound effect?

Kaiba: I checked the speakers before we came on the air.

Neji: WE'RE ON THE AIR?!?!?!?!?! #everyone nods# SHIT!!!!

Yuki: Guys we're bringing in our first guest #Kyoko walks in with Richard Simmons# (Dun Dun Dunnnnnn)

R.S: Hello everybody! How ya doing?

Eveyone (but Yami): Good.

R.S: #recieves glare from Yami# Yami! We meet again, you fucking bastard!

Yami: #evilly# The feeling's mutual, Richard Simmons (Dun Dun Dunnnnnn). Damn your evil theme music.

R.S: I see you haven't gotten over your defeat at DDR-XTREME.

Yami: #stands up from his seat# YOU KNOW YOU CHEATED, YOU #CENSORED#

R.S: Fine let's show everyone this #coughdoctoredcough# clip of our game of DDR-X.

Yami: No #pulls out his own video tape# I'll show them the real one right now.

Flashback clip

Yami meets Richard Simmons (Dun Dun Dunnnnnn) at the arcade.

"You're Yami Mutou right?" says the aerobics dude.

"Yes, I am." says said sexy Pharaoh. (Kyoko: I agree he's sexy but he's all yours Yuki. Yuki: #squeals# Thanx for being so understanding!)

"Then I challenge you to DDR-X," says the older dude. Yami agrees and the dance duel begins!

While they are dancing, Mr. Simmons drops a giant box of his Nutragrain bars in front of Yami. Said duelist cannot resist the smell of the snack bars so he jumps off the dance pad to get the snacks which give him a ton of bad scores for jumping off the pad.

Yami eats away at the snack bars, losing so much weight as he does so.

Mr. Richard wins and points to Yami on the ground, devouring the snack bars and having lost the game due to his addiction to the snacks. (Yuki: Yugi & I got him off of the addiction of Nutragrain bars.)

"Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I have the defeated the King of Games! He is a complete loser! Just like his little boyfriend and girlfriend and everyone else on the stupid talk show."

End flashback clip

Yami: And that's what happened. #everyone nods (knowing of the past addiction)#

Everyone: You bastard!!!!! How dare you insult us!!!!!

Yugi and Yuki: You cheated and Yami will kill you for that.

R.S: #evil laugh inserted here# But Yami will once again fall victim to the Nutragrain Bars. And become an anorexic!!!! (gasp in background) #throws a box of Nutragrain Bars in front of the Pharaoh#

Yami: #yawn#

R.S: WTF?!?!?!? How are you resisting the Nutragrain bars?!?!?!?!

Yami: Yugi and Yuki got me off my addiction SMARTASS!!!! #sees Neji, Sasuke, Kyoko, and Naruto with chakras building#

Naruto and Co.: May we?!?!

Yami: OK but don't kill him. That will be for the rest of us.

#ACTIONS HAVE BEEN CENSORED IN TERMS OF THE FCC# Cast: Fuck the FCC

Kyoko: And we're back. Our other topic is math!

Naruto: Who gives a fuck!

Sasuke: Naruto, math is important smart one. I bet you don't even know what 1 + 1 is.

Naruto: Sure I do. It's... uh.

Yuki and Kyoko: We learn everything about 1 or 2 years ahead. # show off their Standardized Tests Scores and smirk#

Kaiba: Screw math, I have money to pay people to do it for me.

Yami, Yugi and Neji: We just threaten people to do it for us.

Yugi: #Notices stares# What?! You don't think I can threaten people?!?! # Millenium Puzzle glows and unleashes the Silent Swordsman Lvl. 5 # (evilly) Who thinks I can't threaten?!?!?!

Yuki: I think somebody needs a timeout. # grabs Yugi by the ear and gets him out of the studio#

Neji: OK I think we're done for today. #to audience# See you next time!

Announcer: For a limited time, you can get a boxed set of Yami, Neji, Kaiba, Sasuke, Yugi, and Naruto chibis at the extremely low price of $19.95.

OFF AIR

Kaiba: I told you we don't need an announcer. We can advertise by ourselves. SECURITY!!!! #burly guys come in and take him to a deserted alley behind the studio#

Sasuke: Let's go watch them beat up that guy!

Yami and Neji: YAY!!!