Me Myself And I Poem

So much money so little time

The world is always within my grasp

I can almost touch it with my fingertips

As I jingle and jangle my way through life

As a single rich bachelor without a care within the world or so I thought

Woman always wrapped around my finger as I wine them and dine them

And then manage to squeeze a couple of one night and half night stands

And then the two of you came in and disrupt my peaceful lifestyle

Or whatever was left of it by turning it upside down

Oh well I can't stop it now I am too accustomed to it

It's just in my nature in my blood there's nothing you can do dear brother

So while you and your son hang around my bachelor pad dear brother

And drive me mad by boring me to death while your moans and groans

About everyday life fall on deaf ears because my advice is too laid back