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Rules of Miroku
Phase 1: Follow Them Rules, Boy!
Author's Note:
Does everyone remember this stuff from the very end of book 8? Well, here's the whole list! Enjoy and tell me what you think!
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Rule #1: Let the woman calm down first.
Rule #2: Just because it's true doesn't mean you should say it.
Rule #3: When you take her out, always say that she looks great. Stick to it. She might deny it, but if you agree with her… Ouch.
Rule #4: If she looks grouchy, ask her if she wants to go shopping.
Rule #5: Women can't oppose cute things.
Rule #6: Always pay for the lady, unless you don't want to see her again.
Rule #7: Comfort her when she's crying. It'll be worth it.
Rule #8: Her big, buff father is meant to scare you.
Rule #9: Just because you're perverted doesn't mean she is.
Rule #10: Women are kick and slap harder than you think.
Rule #11: You are never 'too tired'.
Rule #12: It's never her fault, unless you really want a black eye.
Rule #13: Women are smarter than you think.
Rule #14: Don't lie to her. She'll find out.
Rule #15: Maybe she's lying to you, maybe she's not.
Rule #16: If she is, prepare to be dumped.
Rule #17: PMS is a scary, scary disease.
Rule #18: If she wants to go shopping, bring lots of cash.
Rule #19: The best pick-up lines are the cheesiest.
Rule #20: Never, ever get a fat lady angry.
Rule #21: You better hope it's over when the fat lady sings.
Rule #22: If she asks you if she 'looks fat in this dress', 'no' is the best answer.
Rule #23: Her mother makes a big impression on her daughter.
Rule #24: If your ex-girlfriend shows up, don't kiss her. Actually, pretend not to even know her.
Rule #25: If you read this and are male, you are in dire need of some serious love-life help. Call 1-800-NEED-A-CHILD-BEARER.
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Yup! That's that! If you have anything more to add, review and tell me what! I'll gladly stand up to criticism.