chapter 1
charlie walked in to the kitchen and poured himself a cup of joe and smiled to himself. then he tried to recover the memories of last night. it was like every other night , a bottle of scotch, a nice dinner followed by indescrimnate sex with a decent hooker. what was her name..? max.. maxiene yes that was it. she was beautiful.. tall and slender...very nice rack. charlie almost woundered how he got through the entire night without seeing alan. where was he anyway...? "hey charlie" rose exclaimed over the back deck. "Rose!" exclaimed charlie as he fell to the kitchen floor with a large thud. " i thought that come check on you after last night." "last night?" charlie replied in awe. " what happened last night rose?!" she stood there silent for a moment , then replied with an enormous grin on her face. " we slept together silly goose" for a moment charlie remained completly silent and then when he did speak it was in a sething tone but it was laced with laughter. " you are remarkable" he snorted. "what?" she asked in disbelif. " you refuse to execpt that i am over you" she stood next to him and shighed. " oh charlie .. its so cute that you think so".