You know now that I look back at it my life wasn't that bad. I mean sure it wasn't the best but it wasn't the worst either. Being dead isn't that bad. Well you don't need to understand. After all everyone's point of view is different. Well you should probably go. Afterall you have a whole life to live. No? Gonna stay and listen to me? Ha I would rather do something else than listen to me but sure I'll tell you something. Problem is what…
How about my life story? If I had to say it was pretty entertaining. AFTERALL I DID LIVE IT HA! Sorry that was loud…
Well might as well get comfy it's gonna take quite a bit to go through it all. It took me years to live it. My name is Fu and this is my life story.
It all started when I was being conceived. Two recluse young love birds. Ah as they did the deed they didn't know that I was gonna ruin their lives. It was a warm night the moon in full with all living things starting a new. It was spring, and the animals were going wild much like my parents were in the bedroom if you know what I mean ;)
Ha, I'm not gonna tell you the details because I don't even know them myself.
A Couple Of Months Later(Autumn)
"KONA! I THINK I AM GOING INTO LABOR!"
Shit, the baby is coming two months early
"YOU SURE? IT'S NOT JUST KICKING?"
Did I say something wrong? This is a long silence...Is she dead?
"you You YOu YOU IDIOT! DO YOU THINK I WOULD SAY I WAS IN LABOR IF I WASN'T IN LABOR!? AAGGGAHHHH"
So much anger, you would think a lady in so much pain wouldn't be able to get angry. I swear if voices could kill I would be more than 6 feet under. I feel like I am forgetting something… Miko is gonna kill me. I wasn't getting the bag or calling a cab to take her to a hospital. Oh Spirits If I Die On My Gravestone Don't Let Miko Put Anything Disrespectful!
As Kona was being a very forgetful spouse. Miko the wife was in pain and a little panicked because in her mind the reality of having a child was always pushed to the back of her mind but now it was becoming a reality. Very soon, like in a couple of hours. While the couple is in a panic, lets just remind ourselves that having a child can be pretty scary especially for the first time. Seeming that Kona was able to get the already packed bag and get a cab the couple was on their way to the hospital. It took Kona a little considering he couldn't find the bag at first and he had to find the money for the cab. Everything worked out fine in the end. Simply the couple was tired.
On that night a couple known as Miko and Kona had a child, a very health child.
That is were the adventure of my life starts.