Hi there. Right, this poem is not intende to infringe copyright. I don't own any characters, places etc, those belong to J.K Rowling. My friend and I composed this extremely random piece of work one fine, boring day. Hope you like it. It's not meant to be serious, though it does contain SPOILERS! Leave a review if you like it. If you don't, then read something else. :)

Harry Potter Poem

The Dursleys leave Privet Drive,

The Order of the Phoenix began to arrive.

Every one changes into Harry

Each with an owl for them to carry.

The Death Eaters surround them as they fly.

Obviously someone's going to die!

All that's left is Moody's eye.

Stolen by Umbridge to be her spy.

George's ear DISAPPEARS!

Snape cursed it off when they were near.

George is heard to say, loud and clear,

"I feel all saint-like; I'm hole-y, 'ear 'ear!"

The minister comes, they're scared until,

He gives them the contents of Dumbledore's will

Bill and Fleur are happily wed

But when the death eaters come they think they are dead!

The trio comes to Tottenham Court now

The death eaters follow them, they don't know how.

Harry recognises Dolohov's face

The trio hurry to Grimmauld Place!

They search for the locket, but none can be found,

So they ask Kreacher to look around.

According to 'Dung' it was given away.

So they travel to the Ministry to see where it lay.


So what did you think? There wre only a few chapters of book 7 there, but hey! )