Authors' Notes: Guess what? We don't own Fushigi Yuugi.
KOKKEI: dammit!
*ahem* Sorry... we still don't own them...
~Snow White no Miko and the Seven Seishi~
Once upon a time, there was a young Miko named Yui-chan. One day, while walking through the forest in search of a shinzaho to brighten up her pale-white skin, Yui (also known as Snow White no Miko), managed to trip over her own feet (much like another Miko we know of. Hmmm...) and tumble down a hill, bashing her head off a rock and ending up...yes, you guessed it...unconscious.
She awoke many hours later to find herself in a strange, low-ceilinged room, a cool compress against her throbbing forehead and the sound of hushed whispers echoing around her. Startled, Yui-chan sat up in the bed, glanced around the darkened room, frightened and confused...just as she was about to scramble from the bed, however, a shadow detached itself from the other side of the room, kneeled beside her. A warm hand pressed against her own.
"DAAAA!"
Yui grinned. "CHICHIRI!!"
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*sound of record player screech*
ZENSHOU: (bonks Kokkei on head) Baka! He's not in this one!
KOKKEI: (rubbing bump on head) Uh...gomen nasaii...
---
*ahem*
A warm hand pressed against her own.
"Yui-sama...calm yourself. You are safe now."
Yui gasped, struggling vainly to make out the speaker's features but failing in the darkness. "H...How do you know my name?"
A light flared, bringing a thin, sadistic smile into view. Above it, two harsh, icy-blue eyes gazed down at her, sent a slight chill running up her spine. "You are Snow White no Miko, Yui-sama, are you not?"
"H-Hai."
The blue-eyed man smiled again, tilting his head slightly forward. "Your coming has been foretold for many years, Yui-sama. I," he said in a louder voice, rising to his full height with a swish of a cape, "am Pissy, the leader of the seven dwarves."
"SEISHI!" came a shriek from the darkness.
He smiled accomodatingly. "Seishi," he corrected. He turned, faced the darkness. "Seishi. Come forward."
One by one, the other six stumbled forward, stood in a rough circle around Yui-chan's bed. She stared at them in awe, watching as Pissy introduced them. First, the blond-haired seishi gestured to the young woman standing just beside him, her slim hands already latched tightly onto his bicep. "This," said Pissy in a deep voice, "is Bitchy, my chi whore. Beside her is DemonMidget, our friendly neighborhood demon midget. Next to him are the twins, Kawaii and Psycho, along with Freaky, and our pet, Wolfie." The ugly-grey-hairy-thing let out an affectionate growl.
Pissy straightened, held out one arm grandly. "We are your seishi, Yui-sama. We are yours to command."
Yui frowned slightly, glancing at each of the seishi in turn. "Anou...get me a soda?"
Abruptly, there was a mad scramble as the seishi dashed for the door, thundered down the stairs towards the refrigerator...Pissy stood haughtily beside her, arms folded confidently over his chest.
KOKKEI: dammit!
*ahem* Sorry... we still don't own them...
~Snow White no Miko and the Seven Seishi~
Once upon a time, there was a young Miko named Yui-chan. One day, while walking through the forest in search of a shinzaho to brighten up her pale-white skin, Yui (also known as Snow White no Miko), managed to trip over her own feet (much like another Miko we know of. Hmmm...) and tumble down a hill, bashing her head off a rock and ending up...yes, you guessed it...unconscious.
She awoke many hours later to find herself in a strange, low-ceilinged room, a cool compress against her throbbing forehead and the sound of hushed whispers echoing around her. Startled, Yui-chan sat up in the bed, glanced around the darkened room, frightened and confused...just as she was about to scramble from the bed, however, a shadow detached itself from the other side of the room, kneeled beside her. A warm hand pressed against her own.
"DAAAA!"
Yui grinned. "CHICHIRI!!"
---
*sound of record player screech*
ZENSHOU: (bonks Kokkei on head) Baka! He's not in this one!
KOKKEI: (rubbing bump on head) Uh...gomen nasaii...
---
*ahem*
A warm hand pressed against her own.
"Yui-sama...calm yourself. You are safe now."
Yui gasped, struggling vainly to make out the speaker's features but failing in the darkness. "H...How do you know my name?"
A light flared, bringing a thin, sadistic smile into view. Above it, two harsh, icy-blue eyes gazed down at her, sent a slight chill running up her spine. "You are Snow White no Miko, Yui-sama, are you not?"
"H-Hai."
The blue-eyed man smiled again, tilting his head slightly forward. "Your coming has been foretold for many years, Yui-sama. I," he said in a louder voice, rising to his full height with a swish of a cape, "am Pissy, the leader of the seven dwarves."
"SEISHI!" came a shriek from the darkness.
He smiled accomodatingly. "Seishi," he corrected. He turned, faced the darkness. "Seishi. Come forward."
One by one, the other six stumbled forward, stood in a rough circle around Yui-chan's bed. She stared at them in awe, watching as Pissy introduced them. First, the blond-haired seishi gestured to the young woman standing just beside him, her slim hands already latched tightly onto his bicep. "This," said Pissy in a deep voice, "is Bitchy, my chi whore. Beside her is DemonMidget, our friendly neighborhood demon midget. Next to him are the twins, Kawaii and Psycho, along with Freaky, and our pet, Wolfie." The ugly-grey-hairy-thing let out an affectionate growl.
Pissy straightened, held out one arm grandly. "We are your seishi, Yui-sama. We are yours to command."
Yui frowned slightly, glancing at each of the seishi in turn. "Anou...get me a soda?"
Abruptly, there was a mad scramble as the seishi dashed for the door, thundered down the stairs towards the refrigerator...Pissy stood haughtily beside her, arms folded confidently over his chest.