Okay - basically, I was FED UP with people coming up with stories about the Sarah Jane Adventures which had completely weird and, frankly, STUPID pairings in them. So, I thought I 'd come up with this one, which conveys my opinion on these pairings. Confused? Just read and review! (yes, I know it is probably rubbish, but i was also bored.) :)
NOTE: I have actually come across stories with contained some or all of these pairings, and they are all stupid. Except stories which include the penultimate pairing in this fic.
Luke: Clyde, I love you.
Clyde: Luke, you're a boy. And so am I. So you can't love me. Okay?
Luke: Oh. Okay.
Clyde: Great.
Clyde: Maria, I love you.
Maria: Oh, Clyde. You and I both know that you don't.
Clyde: Oh, yeah. I don't, do I?
Maria: No.
Maria: Sarah Jane, I love you.
Sarah Jane: Maria, I'm too old for you, and we're both women. It won't work.
Maria: No, it won't will it?
Sarah Jane: I don't think so.
Sarah Jane: Clyde, I love you.
Clyde: As you said to Maria, you're too old for me.
Sarah Jane: Oh, I suppose. Never mind.
Clyde: It wouldn't have worked, anyway.
Combat 3000 girl: Luke, I love you!!
Luke: Yeah? Well I don't know who you are, and even if I did, I wouldn't love you back.
Combat 3000 girl: Oh, it's not fair!
Luke: But it isn't right! And anyway, I'm in love with someone else...
Maria: Luke, I love you!
Luke: Oh, Maria! I love you, too!
(they both kiss, everyone cheers, except the combat 3000 girl, who sulks and starts chatting up K-9)
Combat 3000 girl: K-9, I love you!
K-9: Data incompatible. I am a robot, I cannot love. Request you engage running mode, in the opposite direction to me, before I zap you with my laser.
Combat 3000 girl: (screams and runs away, never to be seen again)
(everyone cheers again, and Luke and Maria walk off into the sunset, hand in hand)
THE END
Well, there you have it. Hope you like it! I know it's pretty poor, but it was fun to write. Please read and review! (try not to be nasty, please!) xxx