This is the LAST chapter. I only got two reviews for Lily's chapter, but they were only about asking for a chapter for Tracy. Come on! What did you think of Lily's?
I present to you the 10 ways to annoy (or scare)- drum roll, please!
*drum roll*
TRACY MCCONNELL!
A.K.A.: THE MOTHER!
1. Tell her that she is a terrible love whisperer, because her advice just ends with married couples getting a divorce. *cough* Barney and Robin! *cough*
2. Trick her into kissing Lily (who is blindfolded and thinks that it is Robin she is kissing) while blindfolded, having her thinking that it is Ted she is kissing.
3. Replace her yellow umbrella with a blue french horn. When she finds that her umbrella is missing, say, "I took it and gave you a blue french horn instead. They are much more romantic."
4. Get into a cat-fight with her over the fact that it took her 9 *%^$&# ! SEASONS TO FINALLY MEET TED!
5. Tell her the same stories over and over despite that she has heard them a billion times.
6. Tell her that her name is "The Mother," not "Tracy McConnell."
7. Tell her that "The Funk, The Whole Funk, and Nothing But the Funk" is a much cooler band name than "Superfreakonomics."
8. Tell her to choose between Ted, Louis, and Max.
9. Have Ted make "The Naked Man" move on her.
10. Trick her into drinking a potion that turns her into a monkey and try to have her play her ukuele.
Thank you for your wonderful reviews! I hope this was a good LAST chapter! *wipes away tear* I may write more HIMYM fanfics. I may. But I am busy right now with "Wisdom of the Lions."
R&R!