Two things I've realized: one, when I write a story, it's mostly the point of view of someone, and there's hardly that much dialogue. Two, I think, of all Noah/Anyone stories, my favorite for this week is Nawn. (Last week, it was NoCo.) And, I know, I know, I'm pairing Noah up with everyone, which is a disturbing behavior. I'll try doing other stories for a change. Oh, and I totally have a life, okay? :(
So, yeah, the result is a dialogue-only Nawn oneshot. Enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN TDI/A/WT/ROTI
"Noah?"
"Yes?"
"Can we go out to the park?"
"Dawn, it's almost midnight. Besides, we were there this morning. Remember? Your new 'friend,' the pigeon, pooped on my book."
"Ah, I remember. An endearing creature, he was."
"You sound like Yoda. Why do you want to go out anyway?"
"Because the nature needs my help! I can sense their terror!"
"Forget I asked, Captain Planet."
"..."
"..."
"Noah?"
"What is it, Dawn?"
"Would you allow me to nurse the squirrel to health in our basement?"
"What squirrel?
"The one that you nearly ran over last week!"
"Are you freaking kidding me?"
"...No, not really."
"Let him stay with his squirrelly family. They're probably wiping their teary eyes on their tails in despair because they haven't seen him due to an insane blond girl holding him captive."
"I guess you're right."
"..."
"..."
"Noah?"
"WHAT."
"Your aura tells me that you're uneasy."
"Gee, Dawn, I wonder why?"
"You know what, I'm going to sleep."
"..."
"..."
"Hey, Dawn?"
"Yes, Noah?"
"Want to play video games?"
"No, thank you. I am feeling rather tired."
"..."
"Dawn? Hey, Dawn!"
"Ughh...what, Noah?"
"I can't sleep."
"..."
"Dawn?"
"Mmmph?"
"You're right, we should just go to the park. I'm currently unable to sleep. At all."
"You go to the park. I'm sleeping. The poor squirrel is in our backyard, laying on a pillow. You'll be doing him good to return him to his family."
"But..."
"Night, Noah."
"You know what, never mind."
"Okay. Let's go to the park tomorrow."
"..."
"..."
"Dawn?"
"Noah. Please. I. Am. Trying. To. Sleep."
"Wanna make out?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Please forget that I ever uttered those words."
"I certainly intend to. Good night, Noah."
"Good night, Dawn."
"..."
"..."
"Ugh...let's just go to the park. Come on, you get dressed, and I'll get the little squirrel."
"WHAT?"
I hope they don't drive each other completely nuts. By the way, this is officially the shortest story I have ever written. Yay me. Please review! :)