Don't Mess with Dean When He's Sweaty

by cornev

E/O CHALLENGE – Word is ‘brand’. Cas makes a mistake. Then Sam makes a bigger one. Pure fluff, no real plot. Happy Birthday Yohko Bennington! One and a half bad words, no spoilers.

Word: brand

Wordcount: Exactly 100 (coz them's the rules)

Challenge: Humorous, non-angsty prank/joke involving Castiel (I added shirtless Winchesters as a special birthday treat!)

Dedication: This is for Yohko Bennington – Happy Birthday!

Plot: Cas makes a mistake. Sam makes a bigger one.

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Sweaty, shirtless Winchesters tore apart their fifteenth haybale following a lead from Cas. "You sure it's here?" Dean asked, annoyed Castiel wasn't helping in the search.

"Yes," Castiel deadpanned, pointing to a nearby bull with a spherical symbol branded on its rump. "I see the signs."

"That's not a demon symbol, Cas!" exclaimed Dean. "That's just the ranch brand!"

Cas looked perplexed.

"It means that's the farmer's stud," Dean explained.

The angel still looked confused. Sam stepped in, grinning and pointing to the burned handprint on Dean's arm. "Just like this means he's your bitc…oomph!"

Damn, Dean sure could punch.

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