I originally wanted to make a story about Papyrus and his quest of retrieving the ultimate spaghetti recipe, but GET DUNKED ON! Sans for president!
A Cute little Oneshot. This story takes place in the Pacifist story, not the True Pacifist. The king is dead, killed by Flowey the flower and the human returned to the surface, still awaiting his friends to do the same.
It was a beautiful morning in the land of monsters.. if it was actually morning, nobody in there could see sunlight so they never knew what time it was and it wasn't very beautiful either actually.. come to think of it; where did the snow here in Snowdin come from, Sans the skeleton wondered.
Sans was currently lazing at his job of watching who came trough, the usual when he grabbed a notebook from under his table, or as he prefers calling it, cushion.
"Heh, my old joke notebook I wrote with the human and Papyrus. ''A skeleton walks up to his good human friend and asks; ''have you seen my updog?'' the human then in turn replies with; ''What is updog?'' The skeleton then says ''Not much! What's up with you!?'' Absolutely hilarious! I remember saying this to the human.. that was one of my best ones back then!"
Yeah, Sans misses the human.. but he had to be strong for his brother Papyrus, and he knows they WIL make it to the surface eventually! He snickered reading more jokes.
"Wow, I never knew I wrote this many jokes here..." Sans mumbled. Eventually he drifted to sleep dropping the joke book on his office.
A couple hours later, Papyrus came to check on Sans, "You really are far to lazy for your own good, seriously, who naps during the night AND the day?" he smiled looking at the notebook. "We'll see the human again soon, I know it.. you miss the human too, right Sans?" He put a blanked over Sans' sleeping body. "I'll make spaghetti for dinner tonight!"
END.