Person-who-has-received-this-letter-via-owl,
For the rest of this letter I am going to give you reasons NOT to owl me back!
I will try to keep it short as not to bore you, our fine school teachers do enough of that for me. Anyway I wish for you not to write back so that I have an excuse not to write these rather silly letters, or is it pointless... oh well!
Ok here is where I start to give you reasons not to write back, are you ready?
1. You and I will both benifit by us not having to write to one another, and if the teachers ask why we will just say that the other person takes a while or send blank sheets of paper!
2. I heard that in England you are all big on the whole 'I'm pureblood' 'I'm muggleborn' thing. You see I am pureblood, but as an American I really don't give a rip! So if that's a turn off or whatever there's another reason! If not... well there's another sterotype down the drain.
3. I'm not exactly a 'good' person. No I do NOT support that Voldemort character (maybe another point for you?) but I am no goody goody like all you prissy little English types... again possibly another sterotype but whatever. I could be right! Also notice how I didn't put 'dear' next to your name. Don't know you enough to call you dear... sorry!
As you can plainly see I am not a great person to talk to but hey, if you need a good prank I'm always there... not that you should write back!!! Crap... I'm trying to convince you not to write and I wrote something good... in INK!!! Oh well.
Anyway I'm Samantha Wolffe, but everyone calls me either Wolf or Sam... don't try anything different if you do write!!! Bloody English Gits... *laughs*
Anyway... Peace!!!!
Samantha Wolffe

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Dear Hogwarts-whoever-you-are,
How's it going? I'm going to start with the boring basics so bare with it. My name is Anna Ramsli and I'm 16. On the outside, I'm your typical American witch, but on the inside? I'm your over-the-top, abnormal prankster! If you don't think that's dangerous, well, I'd have to where exactly you come from. Then again, you do live in England. Things are probably different there.
There's another thing about me. I ramble- a lot. It's not anything I can help really. I just jump from one topic to the next. Although my teachers haven't really noticed I don't think. They would say I have ambition and that I'm normal. They don't know anything.
I know I ramble, too. There's not much I could do about it. Mostly I ramble when I'm nervous or like right now, when I'm writing this quickly only so I can get it over and done with and I can go and read a book or something.
Anyway, I have two best friends and co-pranksters. They're Sam and Elodie and they're dangerous, too (insert mischievous smile here).
I have enemies, too, but they're to unimportant to be talked about.
So, there you have it. The boring need-to-know stuff about me. I must be going now because that book is waiting on the table for me to pick it up and read it. Not that it is magical and has feelings or whatever. It's just a figure of speech.
Always and Forever,
Anna Ramsli

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Hiya Peeps! (And by peeps, I mean Hogwarts students who are receiving my letter.)
My name is Elodie Knight. I'm a blond haired blue eyed prankster queen. (And no, that's not bragging, that's honesty.) Obviously I go to Salem Academy. I'm a straight O student, if you can believe it. My best friends are Samantha Wolffe and Anna Ramsli. We are all geniuses who embrace our bad sides. We specialize in revenge, and useless torturing of preppy people. However we have a newfound respect for the bookish. They have some really mean hexes… Like this muggle girl named Ryn. Some guy was picking on her and she hung him by his underwear from the chandelier. It was awesome. I made her teach me it and used it to pin Courtney Michaels to the ceiling in a broom closet. (But don't tell anyone that. No one's supposed to know.)
Anyway, I love animals and storms and creating spells. I have an unhealthy obsession with dragons (I have a small dragon tattoo on by lower back. That's another secret.) and my favorite element is air. I am a pieces (born in March, actually), and I tend to babble a bit (though not as much as Anna.) Speak of the devil…. Anna is up speaking in front of the class, and you can barely tell one word from the next. Sam is sending goo balls at the teacher when he's not looking (trust me… you don't wanna know.)
Uh oh. My turn. God Help Me ..… Please. Gotta go.
Sincerely (or not. You'll never know.)
Elodie