Emmett: WHOA, bitch get out the way bitch get out the way
Rosalie: WTF Emmett you just called me a bitch and no I'm not getting outta nobody's way, biiiitch!
Edward: Heyhey, girlfrieeeends!
Jasper: Hey now, hey now, I may be an emo kid but I'm not yo gf!
Alice: Aww, you poor little emo kid. I'll cheer you up. *starts singing* I wanna sex you up, let me freak you out…
Carlisle: Come here, little kiddiess… want some caaandy?
Esme: Dammit, Big C! What'd I tell you bout messin wit da kiddies?!
Carlisle: Meh. Foiled yet again.
Bella: DUMBLEDORE!
Edward: WTF, girl! There be no Dumbydore in heeere!
Jacob: Heeeey, I'm here to crash this partayyy! I brought cookies!
Renesemee: Wewt!
James: WHOA, man! A flyin saucer!!!
Emmett: WHOA when did you get here?!
Victoria: GYAHH!
Laurent: Wtf? I'm too dignified for this, I wear frilly things. *Leaves*
Alice: NUUU! Don't eat the Prego sauce stuff! Yous will get all PREGO!
Bella: GYAHH I is prego again!!!!
Edward: *cries* You betrayed me… for …. The…. Sauce?
Bella: Edward, you don't understand…
Jacob: Here, Eddy! Have some cookies! They'll make you allll better.
Edward: Don't mind if I do! *eats*
Bella: Edward you have crumbs on your chin!!
James: BITCH, you took my cookies! *pins Edward against wall* I can smell them inside you.
Edward: Oh, how you do go on…!
Bella: What, so now you cheat on me for James?! THAT'S IT! I'M LEAVING!!! *Leaves with Prego sauce*
Renesmee: Damn. Now I'll never get to see my saucy brother.
Me: *iiiiincest!*
Saucy brother: Ehh, who cares!
Renesmee: No way, no way!! It's my saucy brother!
Me: Wait he was already born?!
Bella: Hell yes!
Edward: So, saucy brother, you're like, my… half-kid?
Saucy brother: Ehh, kinda!
Rosalie: Aight then.
Emmett: Edward, kiss me you fool!
Rosalie: WTF!
Jasper: *giggle*
Alice: Aww, Jazzy that giggle was so cute that I wanna sex you up again!
Jasper: OK let's go!
Renesmee: Hey, what are Uncle Jasper and Aunt Alice doing upstairs?? Is Alice ok?? She's screaming…
Saucy brother: Ehh, want to go check it out?
Renesmee: Wewt!
Edward: Okay, kiddies! Run along and corrupt yourselves now!
Bella: HA!… Wait what?
Edward: And I'm just… gay.
James: SCORE!
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The End. x]My first crackfic… you like?
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