Welcome to a Mr. Neptune fic! R & R, or suffer...from...something that I cannot
think of yet, but pretty bad...yeah. Flames will be greatly laughed at. HA,
just like that.
Disclaimer: I do not own the SSBM World or characters. I'm just screwing with them.
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(Master Hand sits alone on top of Final Destination)
Master Hand: Garrrrrrraghle! *waves around with white magical dust!*
(Suddenly, all the Super Smash Bros Melee (SSBM) appear out of nowhere. They are obviously confused)
Master Hand: Welcome!
Fox: Why the heck are we here?
Mario: It's a me. Mario!
Luigi: It's a me. Luigi!
Dr. Mario: It's a me. Dr. Mario!
Bowser: You idiots! Everyone already knows who you are!!
Roy: I'm so pretty!
Marth: So am I!
Ganondorf: (Ignoring the others) Why are we here!? I was just about to beat Link!
Link: You wish, Mr. Bulge
Ganondorf: What do you mean by that!!??
Young Link: What do you think? Your eyes bulge out all the time! And that's not the only thing that bulges out...
Peach: (Realizing what Y.Link meant) Gross...
Zelda: (Also realizing) Ewww.... bad images!
Samus: Zoip!
Falco: (talking to Samus) When will you take that stupid thing off yer head, so we can hear what your saying?
Samus: Zoip!
Falco: Argh, never mind!
Yoshi: Waaasho
Young Link: Shut up, Yoshi
Master Hand: Enough! Silence puppets!
Kirby: Hey, did you really need to call us that?
(Mewtwo smacks Kirby over the head to shut him up)
Master Hand: Now, I have an announcement to make!
Popo: Did you save money on your car insurance?
Nana: Or did you lower you're cholesterol?
(For those who don't know, which probably are few of you, Nana and Popo are the Ice Climbers.)
Master Hand: Fools! (ignores them) Now, as I was saying, I have an announcement to make!
Falco: Get on with it!
(Pikachu shocks the crap out of everyone. They immediately shut up)
Master Hand: Now, I am about to enlist you in a game...a special game
Link: Probably for your amusement, no doubt...
Master Hand: Exactly. Good job Link! Now, I am going to give you each a key. Each with your special number on it.
Captain Falcon: Oh, joy...
Master Hand: Garrrrrrrrrrgle! (waves around even more white dust)
Zelda: Is the screaming really necessary?
(Ignoring Zelda, everyone was granted with a magical key...)
DK: (grunting) Huh?
(Everyone's number is!!! (drums roll)
Mario-1
Luigi-2
Link-3
Samus-4
Fox-5
Bowser-6
Kirby-7
Popo-8
Nana-9
Ness-10
Zelda-11
Roy- 12
Ganondorf- 13
Pichu- 14
Falco- 15
Young Link- 16
Dr. Mario- 17
Jigglypuff- 18
Yoshi- 19
Marth- 20
Captain Falcon- 21
Peach- 22
Donkey Kong- 23
Pikachu- 24
Mewtwo- 25
Mr. Game & Watch- 26
(That is all the numbers remember them well)
Mr. G & W: Whats the point?
Master Hand: I have hidden a great treasure in one of lands...
Mewtwo: Care to tell us what it is?
Master Hand: What? I'm not going to tell you. *starts to laugh* Now, the keys you have are the 'key' to opening the treasure chest!
Bowser: Boring, who cares?
Mario: Why would we a want ta find this a treasure?
Master Hand: Lets just say it will make you the most powerful fighter in this game. Maybe even stronger than me...
(Everyones eyes bulge, (Ganondorf's more than usual))
Pichu: Pi-chu Pi-chu Pi
Master Hand: I have hidden it within the different realms of SSBM. You may make groups or go separate, doesn't matter, but what does matter is that this race starts...NOW!
Mr. G & W: (slightly giggling) It's a race! It's a Race!
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(and thus began the SSBM Rat Race!!!!!)
Read, Review, you know, all the things we crave with our fics. Chapter two, coming next week!
Disclaimer: I do not own the SSBM World or characters. I'm just screwing with them.
UuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuU
(Master Hand sits alone on top of Final Destination)
Master Hand: Garrrrrrraghle! *waves around with white magical dust!*
(Suddenly, all the Super Smash Bros Melee (SSBM) appear out of nowhere. They are obviously confused)
Master Hand: Welcome!
Fox: Why the heck are we here?
Mario: It's a me. Mario!
Luigi: It's a me. Luigi!
Dr. Mario: It's a me. Dr. Mario!
Bowser: You idiots! Everyone already knows who you are!!
Roy: I'm so pretty!
Marth: So am I!
Ganondorf: (Ignoring the others) Why are we here!? I was just about to beat Link!
Link: You wish, Mr. Bulge
Ganondorf: What do you mean by that!!??
Young Link: What do you think? Your eyes bulge out all the time! And that's not the only thing that bulges out...
Peach: (Realizing what Y.Link meant) Gross...
Zelda: (Also realizing) Ewww.... bad images!
Samus: Zoip!
Falco: (talking to Samus) When will you take that stupid thing off yer head, so we can hear what your saying?
Samus: Zoip!
Falco: Argh, never mind!
Yoshi: Waaasho
Young Link: Shut up, Yoshi
Master Hand: Enough! Silence puppets!
Kirby: Hey, did you really need to call us that?
(Mewtwo smacks Kirby over the head to shut him up)
Master Hand: Now, I have an announcement to make!
Popo: Did you save money on your car insurance?
Nana: Or did you lower you're cholesterol?
(For those who don't know, which probably are few of you, Nana and Popo are the Ice Climbers.)
Master Hand: Fools! (ignores them) Now, as I was saying, I have an announcement to make!
Falco: Get on with it!
(Pikachu shocks the crap out of everyone. They immediately shut up)
Master Hand: Now, I am about to enlist you in a game...a special game
Link: Probably for your amusement, no doubt...
Master Hand: Exactly. Good job Link! Now, I am going to give you each a key. Each with your special number on it.
Captain Falcon: Oh, joy...
Master Hand: Garrrrrrrrrrgle! (waves around even more white dust)
Zelda: Is the screaming really necessary?
(Ignoring Zelda, everyone was granted with a magical key...)
DK: (grunting) Huh?
(Everyone's number is!!! (drums roll)
Mario-1
Luigi-2
Link-3
Samus-4
Fox-5
Bowser-6
Kirby-7
Popo-8
Nana-9
Ness-10
Zelda-11
Roy- 12
Ganondorf- 13
Pichu- 14
Falco- 15
Young Link- 16
Dr. Mario- 17
Jigglypuff- 18
Yoshi- 19
Marth- 20
Captain Falcon- 21
Peach- 22
Donkey Kong- 23
Pikachu- 24
Mewtwo- 25
Mr. Game & Watch- 26
(That is all the numbers remember them well)
Mr. G & W: Whats the point?
Master Hand: I have hidden a great treasure in one of lands...
Mewtwo: Care to tell us what it is?
Master Hand: What? I'm not going to tell you. *starts to laugh* Now, the keys you have are the 'key' to opening the treasure chest!
Bowser: Boring, who cares?
Mario: Why would we a want ta find this a treasure?
Master Hand: Lets just say it will make you the most powerful fighter in this game. Maybe even stronger than me...
(Everyones eyes bulge, (Ganondorf's more than usual))
Pichu: Pi-chu Pi-chu Pi
Master Hand: I have hidden it within the different realms of SSBM. You may make groups or go separate, doesn't matter, but what does matter is that this race starts...NOW!
Mr. G & W: (slightly giggling) It's a race! It's a Race!
UuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuU
(and thus began the SSBM Rat Race!!!!!)
Read, Review, you know, all the things we crave with our fics. Chapter two, coming next week!