I do not own twilight Stephanie Meyer does. Apparentlly the right to Twilight stories is not being sold :((

" Edward? " Bella asked. 'Yes Love?'
" Do you like enchiladas? "
' No I don't eat human food remember?'
" What if it was a mountain lion enchilada?"
'No ... I mean maybe..besides im a vampire remember I only drink animal blood.'
" AHHHHHHHHH! VAMPIRE! " (* Runs away to look for a stake and Buffy's number *)
' Ok Alice how many cans of soda did you give her ? '
'"None'"
' Then what did you give her?'
'"Um something called Red...bull I asked Bella if she wanted some and she said yes because its healthy'" (* smiles trying to look smart but ends up looking stupid *)
' ALICCEEEE! ' (*Runs to look for Bella*)

~Meanwhile with Bella~ (* Talking to herself*) " How could've I not have seen this earlier?" "I mean he doesn't food so i thought he had Anorexia , but then he looks so perfect and I thought he had plastic sergury done, and then he showed me that he could sparkle so I thought he was a fairy" " But it all comes together he doesnt eat food because he's a vampire, he's perfect becuase he's had work done before he changed and he sparkles because he's gay" "Ahhh now I know he's a perfectionist Gay Vampire"
' Bella? Love are you here? Please don't call Buffy she's not on good terms with us.'
" Ahhhh vampire please don't drink my blood!"
' Bella I'm not gonna drink your blood I only drink animal blood.'
" Oh ..ok then sooo Edward or is it Eddie?"
' It's Edward love you know I don't like the nickname Eddie'
" Ok if you say so EDWARD how come you didn't tell me you were a gay vampire? I mean I should've seen the signs , but you could've told me i was gonna be your cover-up before you came out the closet"
' Gay.. what.. im not ga-'
(*Interupts his stuttering*) " Of course you are Edward I know all about your plan to use me as a cover-up until you can tell Jake your true feelings"
' Jake.,.., that dog! ...Bella you know I only love you and Im not gay!'
"Jeesh Edward you see this proves a point your so sensitive how about this I'll tell everyone about your secret so they won't be so harsh on you."
' No Bella .., Im not gay where would you get such an idea'
(* Bella runs to tell the town about Edward's coming out of the closet while Edward stays in the forest in a fetal position becuase he's still in shock *)

Okay so what'd you guys think Good,Bad should just stop where i am? I hope you guys love it Please review! I'll update when i get some Reviews... :) srry for any mistakes on spelling or grammer.

~~Skittles~~