*A/N: One little thing, I want to say something to a few of you who have
read the story, I am doing a little thing sort of (SORT OF) similar to
Kittioto's Authoress story, but not really, so please, Kitt, you have a
great idea for the story so I came up with a little sequel of my own! And
it is SUPPOSED to be funny! So laugh at some parts, though I know you will
because my sister laughed at quite a few parts here too! ENJOY!*
Bribe for Piccolo!
Once upon a time, well, really, it wasn't any real time, since time stands still in stories…sort of, so let's see…Once upon a…uhh…no time a beautiful young lady named Nikki (Nikki I LOVE PICCOLO) walked into a dark room. She, without a doubt, had no sense of what was going on. Nikki had no idea what she was doing there either. She walked farther and farther into the little room until a little light flickered on in the corner. Nikki yelped and spun around. To her disbelief there stood Kittioto, an author who was as obsessed with Piccolo as she was. Nikki laughed heartily, relieved it was Kitt and not some stalker…YIKES!
"Hey Kitt! Whatcha doin' here?" Nikki asked. Kitt shrugged
"Nothing really, what are YOU doing here?" She asked. Nikki thought a minute.
"Good question." They both turned to hear a light creaking of floorboards outside of the room. They held their breath.
"Did you bring a friend or something?" Nikki whispered fearfully. Kitt shook her head slowly.
"I was going to ask you the exact same question." She whispered back. The creaking stopped and the footsteps ceased outside the door. Nikki shut her eyes and put her hands over her face and ducked down. Kittioto held her breath and closed her eyes. The door creaked open and the light flooded in. Nikki peeked out from under her hands and in complete awe she found herself staring right at the figure of…Piccolo?!!!! Nikki took her hands off of her face and jumped up faster than her body would let her and she tumbled over and smacked her face into the ground.
"YOW!" She cried out, sitting up and rubbing her nose. Kittioto finally opened her eyes. She peered at Piccolo who had a huge sweat drop on his forehead and his eyes quizzical.
"EEK! PICCOLO!" Kittioto cried out, but then clamped her mouth shut and wrapped her hands over her mouth. Nikki stood back up, staring at Piccolo. She ran over to him, smiling huge with eyes as round as almonds.
"ARE YOU REALLY PICCOLO???" Nikki asked with kawaii anime stars in her eyes. Piccolo glared down at her, his eyes wide and confused.
"Who else would I be!" He snapped. Nikki threw her hands up and jumped up and down.
"PICCOLO! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S YOU! KITTIOTO! LOOKLOOKLOOKLOOKLOOOOOK! IT'S PICCOLO!" She went to hug him but his stare was like a cold block of ice blocking her from doing anything. Nikki stepped back and smiled, a halo forming over her head. Kittioto finally made her way over to Piccolo, her eyes wide and curious. Her mouth was wide with awe, she was hunched over in awe and her hands were dangling. She raised a hand and poked Piccolo's arm. Piccolo lashed out and grabbed her hand.
"Stop that!" He roared. But she didn't seem to take any notice in his anger because she brought up her other arm and poked him again.
"You feel so real…" She gawked. Piccolo stepped away.
"What are you guys doing!" He snapped. Nikki shrugged.
"Were…uhh…were…uhhhhh…." Nikki barely got out before she forgot what she was saying when she saw what Piccolo looked like. His stance was so sexy! Piccolo backed away and snarled, raising his lip.
"Stop looking at me like that!" He snapped at Nikki. Nikki brought her hand up and poked Piccolo too.
"Hey! Your right! He does feel real!" Nikki agreed with Kittioto. Kitt laughed.
"Would I say it if it wasn't true?" They both laughed heartily with each other, and then started poking Piccolo again. Just before he could react another person walked in, unaware of what was going on in that room. It was Dryad?!
"Hey! Dryad? What are you doing here?!" Nikki exclaimed. Dryad shrugged.
"I wanted to meet this so called 'Piccolo' you've all been talking about…." Dryad said. Nikki laughed.
"How did you know he was going to be here?! You don't even know what DBZ is!" Dryad gave her a confused look.
"DBZ? What's a DBZ?" She asked. Nikki let out an "I-give-up" sigh.
"I rest my case." Nikki said. Dryad came up and looked at Piccolo
"Hey…not too bad looking, is he?" Kittioto grabbed Dryad and started to shake her.
"Are you crazy woman?!!!! HE'S THE NICEST LOOKING THING SINCE BRAD PITT!" Kittioto said in a high-pitched voice while shaking Dryad so hard Nikki thought her head was going to pop off. Nikki pried Kittioto off of Dryad.
"Ok, ok, shame shame, enough of that!" Nikki scolded. Kittioto blushed slightly of embarrassment, but then realized that Piccolo was gone!
"OH NO! PICCOLO LEFT!" She cried. Nikki whirled around and looked around. No Piccolo!
"You're right! Ok girls, after him!" She yelled. They all ran out of the room and made a mad dash down the only end of the hallway, if they had gone any other way they would have ran into a wall, trust me, I know. Dryad took another way and raced out of the house, throwing her hands around and making a mad dash in zigzags out of the yard. (Dryad, don't take any offense in this, you are not like that, I am just making it up as I go) Nikki and Kittioto stopped.
"Where is she going?" Kittioto asked. Nikki shrugged. They looked at each other and shrugged again. Nikki put her hands on her hips.
"Now, if I…or, I mean, 'we' were Piccolo, where would we hide…." Nikki and Kitt thought for a moment, with their hands under their chins in a thoughtful way. Until finally at the same time they looked up at each other, mischievous smiles ceasing their entire faces.
"The most UN-obvious place you would find a Namek…" Nikki said. Kittioto nodded.
"The kitchen!" They said in unison and then ran off to the kitchen. Low and behold there stood, cowering slightly in the corner, was Piccolo. Nikki ran up and tapped him on the shoulder. He flinched a little and then turned his head.
"Argh! Won't you two just leave me alone!" He growled. Kittioto bounced over to Piccolo and smiled big.
"Can I get you anything Piccolo-san? Water? Juice?" She asked in a "sophisticated waiter" voice. Piccolo growled and stood up to face them.
"You can get me a way out of here!" Kittioto's smile widened.
"A way out of here…follow me please…" She said and threw Nikki a glance. Nikki immediately understood and slowly followed quietly behind Piccolo. As soon as they got to the door Kittioto opened it slightly, and then as Piccolo started out they grabbed onto him, latching themselves hard onto his legs. He looked down at them in horror.
"GET OFF OF ME NOW!" He cried. Kittioto shook her head profusely.
"No way Piccolo, if we were to just let you go, you'd never come back!" She said. Piccolo sweat dropped.
"That was the point…" He growled. Nikki pulled at Piccolo's gi to get his attention. Piccolo moved his eyes to Nikki.
"WHAT!" He yelled. Nikki smiled.
"Piccolo, have you ever considered washing your clothes? I could wash them for you…." Nikki glanced at Kittioto who grinned widely. She knew that if Nikki washed Piccolo's clothes he would be a naked Namek!
"No…now get off of me!" He yelled. Nikki and Kittioto frowned.
"Aww, come on Piccolo! You stink though!" Kittioto said. Piccolo frowned his eyes and snarled.
"I do not stink! Now get off!" He cried. Kittioto glanced at Nikki and nodded. It was all in the 'great minds think alike' theory going on, not telekinesis. Kittioto grabbed Piccolo's pants and Nikki grabbed his gi and ripped them off. Piccolo cried out and went to grab back his clothes but Nikki and Kitt ran for their dear lives. Just as they were laughing and running a new author stepped in. Kittioto and Nikki stopped.
"Aki!" (Aki Hisui Queen of Nameks) Nikki cried out. Aki looked around.
"What are you guys doing with that gi?" She asked. Kittioto and Nikki looked behind them as a bare Piccolo was gaining.
"No time to explain, RUN!" Kittioto cried and they all started to race away again. Aki tried to keep up best she could.
"You guys stole Piccolo clothes!" She panted. Nikki laughed.
"Yeah, we wanted to see what he had underneath it all…the stupid American dubbed version of DBZ movies are so boring, they actually show a nakey Piccolo in one of the movies and they bleeped that out!" Nikki said panting the whole time.
"Stop talking unless you want to get caught!" Kittioto panted. They were all panting! Piccolo was screaming his head off as he ran and tried to hide his exposed body best he could with his cape.
"Oh, and Kitt…" Nikki panted. Kittioto looked over at Nikki.
"Huh?" She panted. Nikki snickered.
"PICCOLO'S MINE!" Nikki cackled and ran away from them.
"NIKKI! COME BACK!" Nikki heard Aki and Kittioto yell to her. She heard fast footsteps behind her. Nikki looked back, and to her surprise she saw Piccolo chasing ONLY HER! Kittioto and Aki had stopped and were watching Nikki, laughing.
"NO! NO! Don't chase me! GO AWAY!" Nikki screamed like a little girl.
"MOMMY!" She screamed as she zoomed around the house trying to avoid the angered (and naked) Piccolo. Nikki made the corner where Kittioto and Aki stood. Aki and Kitt waved their hands around.
"STOP! GO THAT WAY! STOP! NIKKI!" They screamed and started to run as Nikki made a mad dash away from Piccolo. They were all running now. Soon though, it didn't take long for Piccolo to catch up with them.
"OH NO! HE'S RIGHT ON MY HEELS!" Kittioto screamed as Piccolo started to kick her heels to trip her. (DAMN SAYJINS! Sorry, one last bash!) Nikki ran up and jumped on Piccolo. Piccolo automatically stopped. He started swiping around at his back to get Nikki off of him. Nikki held on tight as she could.
"OK! GIVE HIM HIS CLOTHES BACK BEFORE HE TRIES TO KILL ME!" Nikki screamed. Kittioto threw the gi at Piccolo and then ran, with Aki right behind her.
"IT'S EVERY GIRL FOR HERSELF!" Kittioto yelled back.
"YEAH!" Aki agreed. Nikki sweat dropped.
"HEY! COME BACK!" Nikki jumped off of Piccolo and began to run, but he grabbed the back of her collar.
"Not so fast!" He growled. Nikki coughed nervously. A huge sweat drop rolled down the back of her head as her lip twitched nervously. She heard the breathing of an angry Namek behind her. Uh oh…busted.
*HEY ALL YOU PICCOLO FANS OUT THERE! ARE YOU FEELING LUCKY TODAY? If yer a girl, that is, unless yer a guy and really REALLY want to be in this story as a "Briber for Piccolo" then this is the story for you! Just email me or leave that little message in your reviews that you want to be in my story and the second chapter is sure to come soon! SO BE ON THE LOOKOUT AND STAY SHARP, YOU MAY BE THE NEXT PICCOLO BRIBER! You may see yourself running for (or from!) Piccolo! Hehe. And I would like to give a big CONGRATS to Kittioto, Dryad, and Aki Hisui Queen of Nameks for becoming the first of the Bribers I have picked! CONGRATS! Dontcha feel special! LoL*
Bribe for Piccolo!
Once upon a time, well, really, it wasn't any real time, since time stands still in stories…sort of, so let's see…Once upon a…uhh…no time a beautiful young lady named Nikki (Nikki I LOVE PICCOLO) walked into a dark room. She, without a doubt, had no sense of what was going on. Nikki had no idea what she was doing there either. She walked farther and farther into the little room until a little light flickered on in the corner. Nikki yelped and spun around. To her disbelief there stood Kittioto, an author who was as obsessed with Piccolo as she was. Nikki laughed heartily, relieved it was Kitt and not some stalker…YIKES!
"Hey Kitt! Whatcha doin' here?" Nikki asked. Kitt shrugged
"Nothing really, what are YOU doing here?" She asked. Nikki thought a minute.
"Good question." They both turned to hear a light creaking of floorboards outside of the room. They held their breath.
"Did you bring a friend or something?" Nikki whispered fearfully. Kitt shook her head slowly.
"I was going to ask you the exact same question." She whispered back. The creaking stopped and the footsteps ceased outside the door. Nikki shut her eyes and put her hands over her face and ducked down. Kittioto held her breath and closed her eyes. The door creaked open and the light flooded in. Nikki peeked out from under her hands and in complete awe she found herself staring right at the figure of…Piccolo?!!!! Nikki took her hands off of her face and jumped up faster than her body would let her and she tumbled over and smacked her face into the ground.
"YOW!" She cried out, sitting up and rubbing her nose. Kittioto finally opened her eyes. She peered at Piccolo who had a huge sweat drop on his forehead and his eyes quizzical.
"EEK! PICCOLO!" Kittioto cried out, but then clamped her mouth shut and wrapped her hands over her mouth. Nikki stood back up, staring at Piccolo. She ran over to him, smiling huge with eyes as round as almonds.
"ARE YOU REALLY PICCOLO???" Nikki asked with kawaii anime stars in her eyes. Piccolo glared down at her, his eyes wide and confused.
"Who else would I be!" He snapped. Nikki threw her hands up and jumped up and down.
"PICCOLO! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S YOU! KITTIOTO! LOOKLOOKLOOKLOOKLOOOOOK! IT'S PICCOLO!" She went to hug him but his stare was like a cold block of ice blocking her from doing anything. Nikki stepped back and smiled, a halo forming over her head. Kittioto finally made her way over to Piccolo, her eyes wide and curious. Her mouth was wide with awe, she was hunched over in awe and her hands were dangling. She raised a hand and poked Piccolo's arm. Piccolo lashed out and grabbed her hand.
"Stop that!" He roared. But she didn't seem to take any notice in his anger because she brought up her other arm and poked him again.
"You feel so real…" She gawked. Piccolo stepped away.
"What are you guys doing!" He snapped. Nikki shrugged.
"Were…uhh…were…uhhhhh…." Nikki barely got out before she forgot what she was saying when she saw what Piccolo looked like. His stance was so sexy! Piccolo backed away and snarled, raising his lip.
"Stop looking at me like that!" He snapped at Nikki. Nikki brought her hand up and poked Piccolo too.
"Hey! Your right! He does feel real!" Nikki agreed with Kittioto. Kitt laughed.
"Would I say it if it wasn't true?" They both laughed heartily with each other, and then started poking Piccolo again. Just before he could react another person walked in, unaware of what was going on in that room. It was Dryad?!
"Hey! Dryad? What are you doing here?!" Nikki exclaimed. Dryad shrugged.
"I wanted to meet this so called 'Piccolo' you've all been talking about…." Dryad said. Nikki laughed.
"How did you know he was going to be here?! You don't even know what DBZ is!" Dryad gave her a confused look.
"DBZ? What's a DBZ?" She asked. Nikki let out an "I-give-up" sigh.
"I rest my case." Nikki said. Dryad came up and looked at Piccolo
"Hey…not too bad looking, is he?" Kittioto grabbed Dryad and started to shake her.
"Are you crazy woman?!!!! HE'S THE NICEST LOOKING THING SINCE BRAD PITT!" Kittioto said in a high-pitched voice while shaking Dryad so hard Nikki thought her head was going to pop off. Nikki pried Kittioto off of Dryad.
"Ok, ok, shame shame, enough of that!" Nikki scolded. Kittioto blushed slightly of embarrassment, but then realized that Piccolo was gone!
"OH NO! PICCOLO LEFT!" She cried. Nikki whirled around and looked around. No Piccolo!
"You're right! Ok girls, after him!" She yelled. They all ran out of the room and made a mad dash down the only end of the hallway, if they had gone any other way they would have ran into a wall, trust me, I know. Dryad took another way and raced out of the house, throwing her hands around and making a mad dash in zigzags out of the yard. (Dryad, don't take any offense in this, you are not like that, I am just making it up as I go) Nikki and Kittioto stopped.
"Where is she going?" Kittioto asked. Nikki shrugged. They looked at each other and shrugged again. Nikki put her hands on her hips.
"Now, if I…or, I mean, 'we' were Piccolo, where would we hide…." Nikki and Kitt thought for a moment, with their hands under their chins in a thoughtful way. Until finally at the same time they looked up at each other, mischievous smiles ceasing their entire faces.
"The most UN-obvious place you would find a Namek…" Nikki said. Kittioto nodded.
"The kitchen!" They said in unison and then ran off to the kitchen. Low and behold there stood, cowering slightly in the corner, was Piccolo. Nikki ran up and tapped him on the shoulder. He flinched a little and then turned his head.
"Argh! Won't you two just leave me alone!" He growled. Kittioto bounced over to Piccolo and smiled big.
"Can I get you anything Piccolo-san? Water? Juice?" She asked in a "sophisticated waiter" voice. Piccolo growled and stood up to face them.
"You can get me a way out of here!" Kittioto's smile widened.
"A way out of here…follow me please…" She said and threw Nikki a glance. Nikki immediately understood and slowly followed quietly behind Piccolo. As soon as they got to the door Kittioto opened it slightly, and then as Piccolo started out they grabbed onto him, latching themselves hard onto his legs. He looked down at them in horror.
"GET OFF OF ME NOW!" He cried. Kittioto shook her head profusely.
"No way Piccolo, if we were to just let you go, you'd never come back!" She said. Piccolo sweat dropped.
"That was the point…" He growled. Nikki pulled at Piccolo's gi to get his attention. Piccolo moved his eyes to Nikki.
"WHAT!" He yelled. Nikki smiled.
"Piccolo, have you ever considered washing your clothes? I could wash them for you…." Nikki glanced at Kittioto who grinned widely. She knew that if Nikki washed Piccolo's clothes he would be a naked Namek!
"No…now get off of me!" He yelled. Nikki and Kittioto frowned.
"Aww, come on Piccolo! You stink though!" Kittioto said. Piccolo frowned his eyes and snarled.
"I do not stink! Now get off!" He cried. Kittioto glanced at Nikki and nodded. It was all in the 'great minds think alike' theory going on, not telekinesis. Kittioto grabbed Piccolo's pants and Nikki grabbed his gi and ripped them off. Piccolo cried out and went to grab back his clothes but Nikki and Kitt ran for their dear lives. Just as they were laughing and running a new author stepped in. Kittioto and Nikki stopped.
"Aki!" (Aki Hisui Queen of Nameks) Nikki cried out. Aki looked around.
"What are you guys doing with that gi?" She asked. Kittioto and Nikki looked behind them as a bare Piccolo was gaining.
"No time to explain, RUN!" Kittioto cried and they all started to race away again. Aki tried to keep up best she could.
"You guys stole Piccolo clothes!" She panted. Nikki laughed.
"Yeah, we wanted to see what he had underneath it all…the stupid American dubbed version of DBZ movies are so boring, they actually show a nakey Piccolo in one of the movies and they bleeped that out!" Nikki said panting the whole time.
"Stop talking unless you want to get caught!" Kittioto panted. They were all panting! Piccolo was screaming his head off as he ran and tried to hide his exposed body best he could with his cape.
"Oh, and Kitt…" Nikki panted. Kittioto looked over at Nikki.
"Huh?" She panted. Nikki snickered.
"PICCOLO'S MINE!" Nikki cackled and ran away from them.
"NIKKI! COME BACK!" Nikki heard Aki and Kittioto yell to her. She heard fast footsteps behind her. Nikki looked back, and to her surprise she saw Piccolo chasing ONLY HER! Kittioto and Aki had stopped and were watching Nikki, laughing.
"NO! NO! Don't chase me! GO AWAY!" Nikki screamed like a little girl.
"MOMMY!" She screamed as she zoomed around the house trying to avoid the angered (and naked) Piccolo. Nikki made the corner where Kittioto and Aki stood. Aki and Kitt waved their hands around.
"STOP! GO THAT WAY! STOP! NIKKI!" They screamed and started to run as Nikki made a mad dash away from Piccolo. They were all running now. Soon though, it didn't take long for Piccolo to catch up with them.
"OH NO! HE'S RIGHT ON MY HEELS!" Kittioto screamed as Piccolo started to kick her heels to trip her. (DAMN SAYJINS! Sorry, one last bash!) Nikki ran up and jumped on Piccolo. Piccolo automatically stopped. He started swiping around at his back to get Nikki off of him. Nikki held on tight as she could.
"OK! GIVE HIM HIS CLOTHES BACK BEFORE HE TRIES TO KILL ME!" Nikki screamed. Kittioto threw the gi at Piccolo and then ran, with Aki right behind her.
"IT'S EVERY GIRL FOR HERSELF!" Kittioto yelled back.
"YEAH!" Aki agreed. Nikki sweat dropped.
"HEY! COME BACK!" Nikki jumped off of Piccolo and began to run, but he grabbed the back of her collar.
"Not so fast!" He growled. Nikki coughed nervously. A huge sweat drop rolled down the back of her head as her lip twitched nervously. She heard the breathing of an angry Namek behind her. Uh oh…busted.
*HEY ALL YOU PICCOLO FANS OUT THERE! ARE YOU FEELING LUCKY TODAY? If yer a girl, that is, unless yer a guy and really REALLY want to be in this story as a "Briber for Piccolo" then this is the story for you! Just email me or leave that little message in your reviews that you want to be in my story and the second chapter is sure to come soon! SO BE ON THE LOOKOUT AND STAY SHARP, YOU MAY BE THE NEXT PICCOLO BRIBER! You may see yourself running for (or from!) Piccolo! Hehe. And I would like to give a big CONGRATS to Kittioto, Dryad, and Aki Hisui Queen of Nameks for becoming the first of the Bribers I have picked! CONGRATS! Dontcha feel special! LoL*