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NOTE: This story is about a dance that a lot of main ASOUE characters go to.
Thirty-six people were gathered outside of town hall. There was going to be a dance that day, and all of these people had signed up to come. A man appeared at the door,
"Hello. My name is Lemony Snicket. I have taken it upon myself to host a dance in town hall. There was room for 18 boys and 18 girls to sign up. To make sure that you don't sneak in, you can come in when I call your name."
The people looked excited. (A/N: I am including this list of names so you know who is attending. Please don't get impatient!)
"Okay, so first the girls: Isadora Quagmire, Violet Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire, Josephine Anwhistle, Esme Squalor, Carmelita Spats, Dr. Orwell, Mrs. Bass, Fiona Widdershins, Mrs. Pue from V.F.D.'s Council of Elders, A Volunteer Fighting Disease who wishes to be called 'Sister', Madame Lulu, Beatrice Baudelaire, Kit Snicket, Claire Kennedy who is a waitress at Café Salmonella, Elle who's face is covered in white powder, Alex who is indeed a woman although it is difficult to tell, and Daily Punctilio Reporter Jane Crawford. Alright then, now the boys: Jerome Squalor, Captain Widdershins, Jacques Snicket, Ike Anwhistle, Dr. Montgomery Montgomery, Phil, Mr. Nero, Mr. Poe, Sir, Quigley Quagmire, Mr. Remora, Gustav Sebald, Count Olaf, Fernald Widdershins, Hector, The Incredibly Deadly Viper who came with Dr. Montgomery, Duncan Quagmire, and Klaus Baudelaire."
By now everybody was inside.
"Okay," Lemony Snicket said, "I know you're all eager, a word which here means very excited, to begin the dance." Everybody cheered, "But there is one small catch. You don't get to pick who is your date! I have randomly selected dates for you!"
Next chapter I list the pairings. That is, if I write the next chapter. This chapter has to get 3 reviews first! So review if you want more!