One-Shot. See A/N at the end. :D Review please, flames are always welcome.

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X-Men: Evolution

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Logan strolled into the kitchen, wearing his white tee shirt and gray sweat pants that served as his pajamas. He had opened the refrigerator door halfway when he smelled something that wasn't usually there to accompany him on his one A.M. beer trips. Rather, he smelled someone that wasn't usually there. Iceman.

Logan closed the refrigerator door and turned to face his kitchen companion. "What are ya doin', Drake?"

"Uh… Hi Mr. Logan Wolverine, sir dude… Um, I was just, uh, getting some water. Yeah, water. That's why I'm here." Bobby responded, his hands full of ice cream tubs.

"So you're tellin' me that I'm supposed ta believe that you're just here for water, and that you're not sneaking ice cream back up to your room to eat at one in the morning?"

"Uh… Yes." Bobby said, giving Logan his best innocent smile.

At that moment, Bobby's roommate Sam walked into the room. "Bobby what's takin' so long? Didja get the…" Sam stopped mid-sentence when he saw Logan standing there, staring down Bobby and his ice cream. "Oh. Uh, hi, Mr. L…. Fancy seein' you 'round here… Heh, heh." Sam gave his best innocent laugh and smiled, hoping that Logan wouldn't completely grind his head into a pulp during tomorrow's danger room session.

"You too, huh Guthrie? Are the both of ya partners in crime now?"

"Uh… Yes, no wait! I mean, no, I think. No wait, I uh…" Sam stuttered. He never was good at lying.

Bobby piped up, asking, "Is this a trick question?" Logan growled. "Oh. I guess not."

"Bobby, shut up. Yer only makin' it worse." Sam advised.

"You're probably right. I'll stop talking now…"

Logan growled again. "So the both of ya decided to just sneak down here at one in the morning, steal away some ice cream and head back on up to your room?"

Bobby and Sam sighed. "Yes, sir…"

"Well then. I guess since yer admittin' to yer crime, I can't completely grind your heads into a pulp during tomorrow's danger room session…" Sam breathed a sigh of relief. "So I guess the only thing left to do with the both of ya is…" Bobby and Sam simultaneously inhaled sharply, awaiting the cruel and unusual punishment they were sure was going to ensue. "Show ya where Kurt keeps his secret stash of chocolate syrup."

Bobby and Sam stared at Logan, speechless. Sam finally managed a weak, "Wh-what?"

"Well, ya know that if yer gonna go ta all the trouble to sneak down here in the middle of the night ya might as well do it right. Ya can't have ice cream without chocolate syrup. It's just criminal."

The two ice cream criminals and their new partner in crime smiled as the poured the entirety of Kurt's chocolate syrup stash onto seven giant tubs of ice cream. They pulled out the spoons and each took a huge bite, ready for the stomach aches and brain freezes that were sure to follow.

So, in case you didn't get it, the punishment was the stomachaches and brain freezes from the ice cream… Yeah. Anyways, while I highly doubt Wolverine would be that nice about it, it's still nice to have some hope for the guy. (And as we all know, he's a big softie inside… :D) Oh yeah, and I do realize that Bobby would not get brain freeze. Get over it. ;)