I knocked on his door and internally moaned in bliss when he opened the door in just a towel still dripping wet from a shower.
"Rogue, what is it.?"
I stuttered trying not to look lower than his dripping wet washboard abs
"I...um help...I-I need you're abs, I mean h-help! Not abs!"
I blushed furiously and he grinned devilishly and chuckled
"Give'm a sec ta get dressed, unless y'wanna watch me."
He said With a wink and I blushes even redder
5 minutes later
He swaggered through the door of his room In a muscle shirt, jeans and his trademark trench coat.
"Alright Cheri, what y'needing dis Cajuns skills for."
"Two words swamp rat, jean and Scott."
"Dats three words."
"Shuddup"
He smirked and leaned against the wall and licked his lips eyeing me slowly.
"We're gonna prank'em. ah already took care of Scott, now we just need ta get back jean. Any ahdeas?"
His stoic features seemed to visibly brighten at the mention of pranking and quickly following the brightness was his also trademark grin and eyed me while licking his lips.
"Tell'y what Cherie, I'll make you a deal. I'll take care of Jeanie's prank if you go on a date with me tomorrow."
I watched his shit-eating grin widen And I felt my face heat up.
I quickly thought of an excuse,
"But that's the day my pranks trigger."
He sighed and got up from where we were both crouching and started to walk away
"Alright, I guess y'dont need ma skills den."
I grabbed his coat sleeve
"W-wait, I-l'll do it."
I blushed furiously as he turned around and cocked an eyebrow at me questioningly.
"You'll do what ma chere?
"A-ah'll go on a date with yah."
Once again that shit-eating grin spread over his face.
"When's are de Boy Scouts pranks triggering?"
I grinned evilly
"When he gets in his car for his date with jean, so around four."
"De femmes got a naughty streak in'er, I like it. Alright it's settled, I'll pick y'up at 3:30."
He winked again and stood up.
"Consider Jeanie pranked."
With that He swaggered away .
Day of Scott's pranks
3:20
I dressed in my normal long sleeved purple shirt and black jeans.
There is no way in hell I am dressing up for that no good swamp rats date with me!
A knock on the door popped my thought bubble.
I opened it to see rem- I mean gambit!
he looked me up and down with a smile.
"You look stunning Cher."
Wait, what?
"I always wear this swamp boy."
He lifted my hand to his lips
"And you always make it look stunning."
I blushed beet red and stammered as i led him down the hallway to the roundabout driveway
"W-whatever. come on, we're gonna miss it!"
"So tell me chere."
He smirked as We reached the driveway where Scott's beloved car was parked and we hid behind a bush.
"What did you do to Scott?"
I grinned evilly at him and chuckled
"I rewired his car, and added a surprise."
He stared at me for a second with an amused grin
"Nice one."
"Oh yeah, this is gonna be great!"
I said with a giggle, almost unable to contain my giddyness.
I clamped my hand over my mouth as Scott walked out the front doors hand in hand with his girlfriend and got in his stupid car.
Jean leaned over while he turned the key in the ignition to kiss him tenderly but abruptly ripped her lips from his as the speakers of the car blasted out
'HIYA BARBIE!
HI KEN!
DO YOU WANNA GO FOR A RIDE?
SURE KEN!
JUMP IN!
IM A BARBIE GIRL, IN THE BARBIE WORLD!
LIFE IN PLASTIC, IT'S FANTASTIC!
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, UNDRESS ME EVERYWHERE!
IMAGINATION, LIFE IS YOUR CREATION!
COME ON BARBIE, LETS GO PARTY!
"Shit."
He mumbled under his breath and pressed the off button and squeaked in surprise as the window wiping solution squirted out and barely missed his head.
"Scott, stop messing around!"
She reached down and pressed the volume decrease button and was greeted by freezing air conditioning air.
-behind the bush-
We were Both on the ground clutching our sides,
"Where did you get this horrible song?"
He squaked between giggles
I squeezed my eyes shut and went into another fit of laughter and squealed out the words
"Kitty!"
-Scott's car-
IM A BLOND BIMBO GIRL, IN A FANTASY WORLD!
DRESS ME UP, MAKE IT TIGHT,
IM YOUR DOLLY
YOUR MY DOLL, ROCK'N ROLL, FEEL THE GLAMOUR AND FAME!
KISS ME HERE, TOUCH ME THERE, HANKY-PANKY!
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY IM ALWAYS YOURS!
"Dammit, what the hell!"
In Scott's horrified desperation to silence the infernal blaring music, he had resorted to hitting the CD player
Resulting in the horn to start honking.
"SCOTT! Make it stop!"
Quickly he thought of an idea and turned the car off, finally ceasing the dreaded music, he visibly sighed in relief and turned the car back on to drive away but was greeted with
An even worse song
OH MY GOD! BECKY, LOOK AT HER BUTT! IT IS SO BIG! SHE LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE RAP GUYS GIRLFRIENDS
Scott visibly paled and hit the CD player desperately.
"Fine!"
He hit the brake while he changed out of park
(I don't have my license yet so I'm just guessing).
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!
"Noooo!"
Scott screamed as the brake resulted in the window wipers turning on.
BUT THAT BUTT YOU GOT MAKES ME SO HORNY!
A gigantic blush spread over Scott's face
I WANNA GET YOU HOME AND
UNGH DOUBLE UP UNGH UNGH!
"SCOTT? Why are you listening to this?"
"I CAN'T TURN IT OFF !"
Finally fed up with everything he slid his glasses down And blasted the CD player.
Sighing with relief they drove out of the parking lot.
Remy started to get up still giggling, but I stopped him and put a finger to mu lips and in the distance
I WANNA FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL followed by a masculine scream was heard.
Hahaha XD
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