A/N: Decided I quite like humour stories, so this is my third time writing in this genre. I make no apologies if you are offended by any of this. It's not end-game compliant, since Fang and Vanille are still there, but all the other original game's events still took place. This story takes place two years after the fall of Cocoon. Enjoy!

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"Why isn't anyone saying anything? Isn't that the point of these reunion parties, Light?"

"Maybe it's cause no one has anything to say, Serah. Or Snow might have stunned them into silence with his stupidity, as usual."

"Sorry, Lightnin', but ah agree wit' Serah on this one. This is more boring than hunting Gorgonopsids in Oerba."

The mood of the party was definetely subdued, and that was making light of the situation. Once again, of course, Vanille came to the rescue.

"Well, why don't we play a game of some kind? Nothing too childish, but it's still fun to play games, right?"

"Yeah, I guess. What did you have in mind?"

"Well, I was thinking card games, or-" "Oh, no, missy. We aint playing cards. 'Sides, you always cheat."

"I do not! And if you can think something better up, go ahead!"

This time, instead of Vanille or Fang making a suggestion, Hope threw in his two gils worth. "Why don't we play Truth or Dare? Except more grown up, and stuff?"

Lightning shrugged(which Hope knew meant yes), Serah thought it over, before agreeing, Snow agreed as soon as Serah did(whipped, was the word that came to Hope's mind unbidden), Sazh said he was game, and the two Pulsians both looked happy with the suggestion. Seeing that everyone agreed, Hope grabbed an empty bottle from the coffee table, gaining odd stares from the others.

"Why did you grab an empty bottle, Hope?"

"Well, I thought we could combine it with Spin the Bottle."

"Alrigh', this is gonna get confusin'. Hope, explain tha rules ta us."

"'Kay Fang. When it's your turn, spin the bottle, and whoever it lands on, you ask them truth or dare."

"Oh, now I geddit. What's the punishment, then?"

"Punishment?" Serah sat there with a blank look on her face. Fortunately, Snow piped up. "The punishment is something a person has to do if they don't do the dare. It's also the one thing-at least in the adult version of the game, anyway-that a person cannot be dared to do. Other than that, any dare is fair game."

"Oh right! So wait, I can dare you to do anything but the punishment?"

"That's right Serah. So, Hope! What's our punishment?"

"Umm..." Hope floundered for a moment, until Lightning leaned and whispered something to him. Mouth agape, he turned to stare at the ex-soldier. "Light, that's horrible! Even I wouldn't wish that on Snow!"

"What up, peeps!" "Yo, homies, wheres the party at?" *THWACK* "Ouch..." "Behave, little dumbasses. Sorry to crash the party, but Serah asked us to come play Truth or Dare coupla minutes ago."

Sighing, Lightning motioned for Lebreau, Yuj, and Maqui to join the circle, moving to accomodate them.

"So, what's the punishment?"

"Umm... I just decided on it. It was Light's idea, though, so kill her, not me."

"Whatevs, Hope, jus' stop stallin' a'ready!"

Smiling at Maqui's impersonation of Fang, Hope smirked at them all. "The punishment is that you have to streak through New Bodhum. Sober."

"'Oly Chocobo Crap! Lightnin'! I didn' know you had tha sorta mean streak in ya!"

"Hope, you forgot the fact that the rest of us will be videotaping it."

"Oh right. Sorry guys."

Serah now looked a little out of her comfort zone, but still willing to play. Snow was reassuring her that if she ever did have to streak through New Bodhum, he would join her. Lightning and Hope were grinning like a pair of hoodlums, while Fang, Vanille, Sazh and NORA were placing bets on who would have to do the punishment first. "Ten to one it's Hope." Yuj muttered to his blonde friend. "You're on." was Maqui's response.

Placing the bottle in the middle, Hope looked at his friends. "Well, who wants to spin first?"

"Your idea, Hope. You spin first. Show us how to play."

Acknowledging Lightning with a nod, Hope reached into the centre and spun the bottle. Round and round it whirled, before finally settling on Lebreau, whose eyebrows shot up in surprise. "Uh... Truth or Dare, Lebreau?"

"I'll go with truth, Hope."

Not surprisingly, Maqui muttered something which sounded like 'pussy' under his breath. Lebreau's response was short and sweet. "I got more pussy right now than you'll ever get, Maqui."

"Ouch. Don't bury him before he's dead, Lebreau." Lebreau just shrugged Snow's comment off, before paying attention to Hope again.

"Um... have you ever... gotten so drunk you can't remember who you are the next morning?"

"Sure. Every Friday and Saturday night, Hope. You should join me sometime."

"Maybe I will. Your turn to spin."

Lebreau reached into the centre and spun the bottle. After a minute-Hope counted- the bottle finally stopped on Maqui.

"Ah, revenge is sweet. Truth or Dare, Maqui?"

"At the risk of being called a pussy myself, I'll go with truth."

"Good call, dude. No knowing what she'da dared ya to do."

"Alright, here's your question, Maqui. Are you a virgin?"

Snow spat out the drink he had just taken a deep, manly swig of, totally wrecking his image, but no one really noticed. Maqui blushed like someone had-well, like someone had just asked him if he was a virgin.

"Come on, Maqui. You could always just lie."

"No, I can't lie. Yes, I am a virgin. And deeply ashamed of myself right now. My turn."

Maqui's spin landed on Fang, who choose dare- the first dare of the night.

"Alright then. I dare you to, uh... oh! I know! I dare you to make out with Snow!"

And once again, Snow's drink sprayed all over the table. Only this time, Lightning, Hope, and Vanille all started sniggerring amongst themselves. Snow looked mortified, Serah's face matched her hair, and Sazh was doubled over with laughter. The rest of NORA started jeering and making catcalls at their boss. Fang stood up, walked round past Maqui, punching him on the shoulder as she did so, then proceeded to bodily lift Snow to his feet and smash her lips against his, causing him to open his mouth with shock. She leapt at the chance to be done with the dare, and proceeded to French him, before shoving him back to the ground and returning to her seat.

"You better hope like hell, mini-blonde, that I don't ever get to give you a dare, cause I will make you pay for that."

Maqui gulped, hoping he looked apologetic, and motioned for Fang to spin. She did, and the bottle landed on Sazh. "Truth or Dare, pilot-boy?"

"Truth. After what just happened, I'd be insane to accept a dare from you."

"Alright. How big is your meat?"

"Wha?"

All the other women at the table had started blushing, while all the guys were sniggering. Sazh put two and two together...and wound up with forty. "Oh no. No, no no no no no. I aint tellin' secrets like that!"

"Relax, Sazh. It's jus' a question. Which ah'm waitin' on the answer to."

"Alright, fine. If you must know, fourteen inches. Full-mast."

"Hot diggety damn! I found me a husband!"

And with Fang's comment, the others just stopped trying to contain their laughter, and started rolling around on the floor.

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A/N: So, that's the first chapter. Good? Bad? Wanna hang me from a tree? Drop a review and let me know. Also, if you have questions for the group, or dares, send 'em to me in a review. Or a message, either works. Next chapter will be up soon, hopefully.