RAINBOW DASH'S KOOLAID SUPREMO
Hi I don't own MLP
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Rainbow Dash was having a birthday party, but she didn't know it yet. She was really depressed because no one had wished her happy birthday yet. She went into her tree fort and was surprised to find a party waiting for her.
"Surprise!" shouted all the other pony friends.
"What is this?" asked Rainbow Dash and her eyes lit up with bubble gum candies.
"Oh sweetie pie!" Apple Jack ran up to Rainbow Dash and gave her a big pony hug. "We just love you so much we had to give you an extra special birthday party." And she waved around as Rainbow took in the whole party in all its glitter fuzzies.
Rarity came up to Rainbow Dash and was so pleased by the happiness that she projectile vomited all over Rainbow Dash. The stench of rot set into the party as more and more pony mouth leavings landed onto the wooden floor. The flies arrived to add the music of their buzzing to this awesome party.
"Aw, you guys!" said Rainbow Dash.
"Lookie here!" said Apple Jack, picking through the chunks in Rainbow's mane. "There's just all the colours of the rainbow in here!"
Then the paranoia set in. The sunshine country side went away, and all the ponies began to suspect each other. Clouds set over and the murderous wind choked by their window like the dying breath of a hobo lynch beating. Pinkie Pie was laughing too hard. Surely she was in league with the cops.
The moon people were closing in. "Shut yer whore mouth, banshee!" shrieked Apple Jack, and raised her hunting knife to slit Pinkie Pie's throat. Everyone was relieved that the undercover narc was dead, but they knew that the government telepaths were on to them know. Birds singing outside carried the sound of police chatter.
Something fell outside.
The pigs were closing in.