Disclaimer: heyla! sadly, i don't own any of the FY characters i'm going to use..
*sniffle* *gazes at her poster of all the bishonen characters* @_@... *comes back to her
senses* AH! gomen... However, i DO own Seshiri and if for some freakish reason of your
own you want to use her, you gotta ask me. clear? clear
Jerry Springer Part 1: Suzaku Seishi, unmasked
*Jerry springer music comes on as Seshiri walks in front of her seated audience*
Seshiri: Hi there and welcome... *taps her mic* uh.. is this thing working? *earsplitting screech*
Ah! There we go! *flashes a smile* today we have the stars of FY, the Suzaku Seishi!
*audience cheers*
Seshiri: To start out our show, we have: Hotohori!
*audience cheers as Hotohori waltzes out and sits down*
Hotohori: Hello Seshi-chan!
Seshiri: Hiya Hotohori, and thank you for appearing on our show... I have a few questions before
we introduce the others.
Hotohori: Go ahead!
Seshiri: Well, we have heard enough about the love triangle with you, Miaka, and Tamahome.
Hotohori: *sweat drops*
Seshiri: BUT what about you and Nuriko? What about Houki? Is there some sort of triangle there?
Hotohori: *gulps* Well uh-
Seshiri: To find out, we have invited Nuriko to the show!
Hotohori: *turns pale* Nani?
Nuriko: *elegantly walks out and sits in the chair beside Hotohori*
*cheers from the audiance as well as whistles and comments like "woowoo! hot mama!"
Nuriko: *smirks at the audience* you know you love it!
Seshiri: Welcome Nuriko!
Nuriko: Hi Seshiri. *flashes a smile before pulling out a small handheld mirror and primps*
Hotohori: *sits in the corner of his chair, AWAY from Nuriko*
Seshiri: And now we have the ever so Royal, Houki!
Houki: *walks out and sits down on Hotohori's other side*
*the audience boos*
Houki: *looks hurt*
Hotohori: Don't worry darling, after the show I will personally have them all killed.
Houki: Aw thanks honey!
Nuriko: aww isn't he just so cute! *coos at Hotohori*
Hotohori: Er.. Nuriko.. would you uh mind stopping. I am a married man you know.
Nuriko: *pouts* That's not what you said last night
*audience: ooooohhhhhh*
Houki: NANI?! *glares at the two of them*
Seshiri: Oooh this is getting interesting already! Nuriko, what do you mean by that?
*everyone ignores Seshiri*
Hotohori: *sweat drops* no, no it's not what you think!
Nuriko: *smirks* maybe it's EXACTLY what she thinks
Houki: *turns to Nuriko* Shut the *beeeeeep* Up you SLUT and let me talk to my husband!
Nuriko: *puts away the mirror and stands up* exCUSE me? Hotohori doesn't need you! He's perfectly
satisfied with ME you little goody goody girl!!
Hotohori: *cringes* now Nuriko-
Nuriko: *gets teary eyed* What? You hate me?
Hotohori: No, Nuriko i didn't-
Nuriko: You love me! Just like you said last night in the jacuzzi!
Houki: NAAAAAANIIII?! *gets fire eyes*
Hotohori: Calm down Houki, she's lying, she-
Houki: Shut up!
Nuriko: Don't talk to him like that!
Houki: *stands up* well *beeeeeeeeep* and *beeeeeep* *beeeep* you *beeep*ing *beeep*
Nuriko*: *shocked*
*audience boos*
Houki: *flips the audience off*
Seshiri: woah this is a side of Houki we've never seen before!
Nuriko: well SAME to you you *beeeeeeeeep*
Houki: You wanna make somethin outta this?
Nuriko: Yeah, why not, settle it right here and now! *power bracelets go up*
Houki: Er... *pulls out a hair pin*
Hotohori: Oh gods... *covers his face* I knew Miaka was the only woman for me
Seshiri: *sits back and watches*
Nuriko & Houki: NANI?! *turn on Hotohori*
Hotohori: oh *beep*!!! Uh.. I didn't say anything!
Nuriko & Houki: *advance on Hotohori*
Nuriko: Care to repeat that?
Hotohori: Uh. No?
Houki: LET'S GET HIM! THAT PLAYER!
Hotohori: AAAHHH *frantically tries to get away*
Seshiri: *calls out the security guards*
Hotohori: SAAAVE ME! WHY THE *BEEP* DID I GIVE MIAKA MY SWORD!?!?
Houki: Oh you gave her your "SWORD" did you?! *jabbing him with a pin*
Nuriko: You seem to like passing around your "sword" DON'T you?! *has him in a death drip*
Security Guards: *pry them away from eachother*
Nuriko: *left hooks one of the guards*
Seshiri: note to self. Take away Taiitsukun's gifts to the Seishi...
*audience cheering*
Hotohori: *squirms away from the guards and runs backstage screaming*
Nuriko: *chases after him screaming a war cry*
Houki: *chases after the two of them waving around her pin*
Security Guards: Ah! *beep* Come back here! *chases Hotohori, Nuriko, & Houki backstage*
*sniffle* *gazes at her poster of all the bishonen characters* @_@... *comes back to her
senses* AH! gomen... However, i DO own Seshiri and if for some freakish reason of your
own you want to use her, you gotta ask me. clear? clear
Jerry Springer Part 1: Suzaku Seishi, unmasked
*Jerry springer music comes on as Seshiri walks in front of her seated audience*
Seshiri: Hi there and welcome... *taps her mic* uh.. is this thing working? *earsplitting screech*
Ah! There we go! *flashes a smile* today we have the stars of FY, the Suzaku Seishi!
*audience cheers*
Seshiri: To start out our show, we have: Hotohori!
*audience cheers as Hotohori waltzes out and sits down*
Hotohori: Hello Seshi-chan!
Seshiri: Hiya Hotohori, and thank you for appearing on our show... I have a few questions before
we introduce the others.
Hotohori: Go ahead!
Seshiri: Well, we have heard enough about the love triangle with you, Miaka, and Tamahome.
Hotohori: *sweat drops*
Seshiri: BUT what about you and Nuriko? What about Houki? Is there some sort of triangle there?
Hotohori: *gulps* Well uh-
Seshiri: To find out, we have invited Nuriko to the show!
Hotohori: *turns pale* Nani?
Nuriko: *elegantly walks out and sits in the chair beside Hotohori*
*cheers from the audiance as well as whistles and comments like "woowoo! hot mama!"
Nuriko: *smirks at the audience* you know you love it!
Seshiri: Welcome Nuriko!
Nuriko: Hi Seshiri. *flashes a smile before pulling out a small handheld mirror and primps*
Hotohori: *sits in the corner of his chair, AWAY from Nuriko*
Seshiri: And now we have the ever so Royal, Houki!
Houki: *walks out and sits down on Hotohori's other side*
*the audience boos*
Houki: *looks hurt*
Hotohori: Don't worry darling, after the show I will personally have them all killed.
Houki: Aw thanks honey!
Nuriko: aww isn't he just so cute! *coos at Hotohori*
Hotohori: Er.. Nuriko.. would you uh mind stopping. I am a married man you know.
Nuriko: *pouts* That's not what you said last night
*audience: ooooohhhhhh*
Houki: NANI?! *glares at the two of them*
Seshiri: Oooh this is getting interesting already! Nuriko, what do you mean by that?
*everyone ignores Seshiri*
Hotohori: *sweat drops* no, no it's not what you think!
Nuriko: *smirks* maybe it's EXACTLY what she thinks
Houki: *turns to Nuriko* Shut the *beeeeeep* Up you SLUT and let me talk to my husband!
Nuriko: *puts away the mirror and stands up* exCUSE me? Hotohori doesn't need you! He's perfectly
satisfied with ME you little goody goody girl!!
Hotohori: *cringes* now Nuriko-
Nuriko: *gets teary eyed* What? You hate me?
Hotohori: No, Nuriko i didn't-
Nuriko: You love me! Just like you said last night in the jacuzzi!
Houki: NAAAAAANIIII?! *gets fire eyes*
Hotohori: Calm down Houki, she's lying, she-
Houki: Shut up!
Nuriko: Don't talk to him like that!
Houki: *stands up* well *beeeeeeeeep* and *beeeeeep* *beeeep* you *beeep*ing *beeep*
Nuriko*: *shocked*
*audience boos*
Houki: *flips the audience off*
Seshiri: woah this is a side of Houki we've never seen before!
Nuriko: well SAME to you you *beeeeeeeeep*
Houki: You wanna make somethin outta this?
Nuriko: Yeah, why not, settle it right here and now! *power bracelets go up*
Houki: Er... *pulls out a hair pin*
Hotohori: Oh gods... *covers his face* I knew Miaka was the only woman for me
Seshiri: *sits back and watches*
Nuriko & Houki: NANI?! *turn on Hotohori*
Hotohori: oh *beep*!!! Uh.. I didn't say anything!
Nuriko & Houki: *advance on Hotohori*
Nuriko: Care to repeat that?
Hotohori: Uh. No?
Houki: LET'S GET HIM! THAT PLAYER!
Hotohori: AAAHHH *frantically tries to get away*
Seshiri: *calls out the security guards*
Hotohori: SAAAVE ME! WHY THE *BEEP* DID I GIVE MIAKA MY SWORD!?!?
Houki: Oh you gave her your "SWORD" did you?! *jabbing him with a pin*
Nuriko: You seem to like passing around your "sword" DON'T you?! *has him in a death drip*
Security Guards: *pry them away from eachother*
Nuriko: *left hooks one of the guards*
Seshiri: note to self. Take away Taiitsukun's gifts to the Seishi...
*audience cheering*
Hotohori: *squirms away from the guards and runs backstage screaming*
Nuriko: *chases after him screaming a war cry*
Houki: *chases after the two of them waving around her pin*
Security Guards: Ah! *beep* Come back here! *chases Hotohori, Nuriko, & Houki backstage*