April 15, 3880 AD, 12:30 PM.
Olympia, New Greece.
"Oh..." Zeus groaned, clutching his stomach. "I don't feel so good."
"Honey, I told you not to eat that jalapeño burrito!" Hera scolded.
Zeus kept groaning.
"I'll get a barf bag," their son Hephaestus volunteered. Just then, Zeus doubled over and vomited. "Never mind."
Instead of normal vomit, out of Zeus' mouth came...a blond-haired woman with sea green eyes, wearing a pale blue dress and Greek-style sandals. And she was furious.
"Zeus!" she shouted. "That was horrible. How dare you marry someone else behind my back! I want a divorce!" The woman (who was actually an Oceanid-class nymph named Metis) stormed out of the room.
Hera glared at Zeus.
"I forgot about her..." Zeus trailed off. Then he vomited again. This time, he threw up a different woman, a woman who had pale white skin and black hair, wearing a simple white cotton dress and flat sandals. The woman got up, wiped her hands off on the back of her dress, and opened her eyes, which were a stormy gray.
She looked around the room and spoke.
"Umm...is there a problem?"
Everyone else stared.
"What on earth do they put in those burritos?" Hephaestus asked.