Here is my first Naruto fanfic, not sure how it will turn out but I hope you guys will like it. :)
It was a bright and shiny day in the Hidden Leaf Village. In the little house of Naruto, there lies the leaf Shinobi lying in bed fast asleep. Then his alarm clock goes off on 10:00 am, Naruto pushes the snooze button half asleep. But the alarm kept going off and off, he got annoyed of the beebing of the alarm clock, so he pulled the clock off the dresser which unplugged it. He then set it back on the dresser now plugged back in.
Naruto got up, stretched, got dressed, and had a bowl of cereal, instead of ramen.
Naruto: Hm, this milk tastes funny, ah well, it's still eatable! Or drinkable, whatever!
Then he slurped the rest of the cereal and drank the rest of the milk and went out of his apartment, and walked to his door, he opened it and walked not out, but right into Sakura. And they didn't just hit each others heads, their lips got locked into a kiss. Naruto backed up.
Naruto: oh, hi Sakura, haha.
He said nervously, he saw the fire of rage in her eyes. Naruto was barely standing on his trembling legs.
Sakura: Naruto. Did you do what I think you did?!
Naruto: um, maybe.
Then he ran out the doorway pass the enraged Sakura.
Sakura: NARUTO!
Then Sakura went to chase Naruto at top speed. Sakura saw Naruto running on top of the buildings.
Sakura: NARUTO! GET OVER HERE SO I CAN POUND YOU INTO THE GROUND!
Naruto: Um no thank you, I rather stay above the ground!
Sakura: NARUTO!
Then he started to run faster.
Naruto: oh yeah I don't have to run away like this.
He put his hands up.
Naruto: MULTLI SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!
Then 50 more Narutos appeared and went separate ways into the village.
Sakura: Great shadow clones.
She stopped on the tallest point in the village in search of the real Naruto.
Naruto: Man, and I thought this was going to be a good day.
Then a shadow overcame Naruto, he looked up and saw Sakura falling toward him with her fist ready to attack.
Naruto: OH NO!
Sakura: I HAVE YOU NOW
She threw her fist into Naruto and, made a crater which Naruto laying in the middle.
Sakura: Hm, I guess I got the real Naruto.
Then he turned into smoke.
Sakura: WHAT?! It was really a shadow clone?!
Then a pack of Narutos were standing around her on top of the buildings.
Naruto: Nahnahnahnah, you can't find the real one.
Naruto: come and get us Sakura!
Naruto: that is if you can find the real one.
Sakura: Naruto.
Then they all looked at her.
Sakura: I WILL PUMBLE YOU!
Then they all got intimidated and made a ran for it. Sakura went to chase after them all, and she attacked almost all of them. Then she stop and thought for a sec.
Sakura: of course.
At the Ichiraku Ramen, there was Naruto having a bowl of Ramen.
Naruto: ahhh, nothing like a good bowl of Ichiraku Ramen to calm me.
Teuchi: here is your Ramen.
Naruto: alright!
Then suddenly his face was pushed into his bowl of ramen by a hand. He lifted his head out of the bowl of ramen and looked to see who did it.
Naruto: Hey, what's the big id-
And he saw it was Sakura.
Naruto: ah oh.
Then in the Hokage's office was obviously the Hokage Tsunade, Shizune, Sakura, and Naruto with his black eye that came from Sakura.
Naruto: what is it that you want grandma.
Tsunade: I have a mission for you to do.
Naruto: a mission, well it's about time, what kind of mission?
Tsunade: A delivery.
Naruto: A DELIVERY! I CAN DO MUCH MORE THAN A DELIVERY!
Tsunade: yes I'm well aware of that, but their hasn't been any urgent missions lately, all the genins have gone out in their missions so I can't use them, so that's were you come in.
Naruto: OH I SEE, YOU CHOOSE ME BECAUSE I'M STILL A GENIN!
Tsunade: don't worry, you won't be alone, I have already made a team for you.
Naruto: ok then, who are they, Sai and Sakura?
Tsunade: No not Sakura, she's staying here finishing something for me, but Sai is going with you yes.
Naruto: ok who else.
Then a knocking was heard on the door.
Tsunade: enter!
The door opened, Sai and Hinata walked in.
Naruto: Hinata?
Sai: hello there Naruto.
Hinata: N-Naruto, w-what are you - doing here?
Naruto: Grandma Tsunade was giving me a mission to do.
Hinata: oh, t-then that means t-that we are on the s-same team. Oh, N-Naruto, your eye.
Naruto: oh that, hahaha, yeah Sakura kinda punched me.
Sakura: just don't get any funny ideas while you're gone, Naruto.
Naruto: Don't you worry Sakura hahahahaha.
Tsunade: You three will form a team for this mission, Shizune, mission report.
Shizune: yes my lady, this mission is a C-Rank mission, you are to protect a priceless item from the Land of Fire to us. They will be taking it on a ship and it will come to our nearest port and they will then bring it here. You have to make sure it gets here in one piece.
Sai: will there be anyone trying to get it from us?
Tsunade: there shouldn't be anyone you will be encountering us, but that doesn't mean you can keep you guard down.
Naruto: you got it grandma Tsunade, we will make sure that package will get here safely.
Hinata: you can count on us!
Tsunade: good, you will departure tomorrow morning at the main gate, there, Captain Yamato will be waiting.
Naruto: alright!
Tsunade: Dismissed.
The three left the room.
Sai: Um, Naruto, why did Sakura punch you?
Naruto: oh well I kinda kissed Sakura on accident when I walked out my door.
Hinata's Mind: What?! Naruto kissed Sakura?! Oh no!
Sai: You kissed Sakura, and from that she gave you a black eye?
Naruto: yeah, she was scary after that.
Sai took out his book.
Sai: that's weird, whenever a guy kisses a girl, the girl would greatly appreciate. Well that's what is says in this book.
Naruto: I told you this before, this books aren't the answer for everything. I thought you would have this in your head.
Sai pictures back and remembers everything that happens to him trying to read emotions from the books. He remembers being punched by Sakura three times and once by Ino.
Another memory, Sai tries to show Naruto some compassion. He puts his arm around Naruto's shoulder.
Sai's Head: Oh no, this is harder than I thought.
Then Sai turns to Naruto and sees Naruto disgusted face and he pushes Sai to the ground.
Naruto: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
Sai: Trying to show you compassion?
Naruto: WELL DON'T CAUSE I'M NOT INTO THAT STUFF!
Sai: wait no, that's not what I meant!
Back at the Hokage's building.
Sai: well I have notice they haven't been working now that I'm thinking of it.
Hinata: maybe you should stop reading those books and start reading the people around you.
Sai: ok, I'll try.
Naruto: see, Hinata knows what I'm talking about!
Then he puts his arm around Hinata's shoulder.
Hinata's Mind: Naruto has his a-arm a-around m-e!
Her face becomes red as an apple and faints.
Naruto: HINATA! ARE YOU OK?! WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN?! SAI WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Sai: reading her personality?
Naruto: WELL STOP IT AND GET SOME WATER!
Sai: oh ok, I'll be back!
And he ran off.
And there is the first chapter I hope this was good. I'll be continuing this story till the end. :)