The Meme Poem

Kids, don't go on the net.

There's tons of stuff you won't get.

From Pokememes and ponies,

To grumpy cats and bronies.

You can go over 9000 or to the Salty Spitoon,

Not to mention cabbages and Doctor Who.

So I heard you like Mudkips,

But I prefer Surskits.

Oak can't remember his grandson's name,

No wonder his memes aren't tame.

Aiming for the horn is a good start,

If that was in-game, I'd take it to heart.

Bronies can be the worst, not the German kind,

People love to point out when a mark's missing on the behind.

There's fourth-wall breakers,

And Saddle Ranger.

A cane and a kissy face, makes me want to shout,

And then there's Rarity on her fainting couch.

People love cats and I can understand,

So many videos of cats on the bandstand.

Nyancat just makes me want a poptart,

Kittens and cheeseburgers are a work of art.

Memes are a part of every fandom,

Good luck finding anything without one!