So I was watching Heir to the Demon for the millionth time, and when you've seen something that many times, you stop paying attention to the big picture and start paying attention to the subtext. And when you do that, you start imaging what's going on in their head.
"Business or personal, Ms. Raatko?"
That is an excellent question
"My computer froze. Can you hold on a sec; I'll be right back."
It's getting hard to keep track of whose hit list I'm on
Do they really think I can't hear their radios?
"I said hands on your head. Lady, I will shoot you."
I have no doubt that you'll try
Don't forget the hat
It's not pandering mom. It's campaigning.
And just a little bit of pandering
"Let's make it Walter from now on."
"Okay... Walter"
Was that accent offensive it felt like it was offensive. I don't want him to think I'm making fun of... Tempest Felicity. Focus
"I'll talk to Moira first thing"
Wow. British people are really bad liars...
"I mean, I've dreamed about her over the years, but this was so much more real. It's crazy, right?"
"Yeah. It's crazy."
So Sara's back in town. Good to know.
"She's been doing that for like an hour."
I can't even do one.
"I never did ask you; how did you find me?"
"I wasn't gonna lose you again."
(Dig) So he's tracking her now. Good to know it's not just me.
"You are going to be a judge, or you're going to be a professor, just like your mother."
(Laurel) Neither of those are lawyers
S: I always loved watching her do that
N: You can't kiss her with the veil on
S: is she swaying her hips on purpose?
S: Is she going to kill me or jump me? I honestly can't tell
O: Well that was unexpected
This is not even half done, but I wanted to gauge reactions before I posted the rest (and also this is all I have but I really want to post it)
Hope I made you laugh. Now go re-watch Heir to the Demon and try to get me out of your head. I dare you