Okay so I decided that once in a while I post a bunch of oneshots about SasuHina because I have so many ideas, and it don't want to create them all into stories because that takes work, and work is work, and work is tiring, and yeah. You might think my chapter don't have a lot of detail, I've seen stories that go on about things an forever. I sorry, but can't describe t you how the wind blows in intimate detail. I think it's easier to write dialogue, I'm a fan of dialogue. Okay, I rambling about the most meaningless shit in the world. Let me stop, okay back to before. So yeah. I have so many things in my mind that I could right, so I'm just gonna make it into a bunch of oneshots. Maybe a two shot here or there. But school started, so it won't be like super often. Sorry if you like super long and length chapter, I pretty straight to the points, often I go back to my story to add detail.. I'm probably boring you.

ANYWAY. So this is just gonna be a collection of cute, funny, romancy, some deepness, oneshots. Hope you like 'em.

It's Dark In a Closet

Summary:

"N-Ne Sasuke-kun," her voice trembled a little, "w-would you please let go?" He was silent for a moment, taking in the feeling of her skin. "No." He said again. "I don't want too." Before she could finish her sentence, he spinned her around real quick, grabbed both wrist, and put them behind her. She could clearly see his eyes that looked black and a little red. He stared down at his with an emotionless expression. He was really close her to again, only a centimeter away from touching.

"That's great girls! Gym's over! You guys can go home!"

Hinata was bent over holding her knees as she breathed hard. She was wearing her gym clothes, with her hair tied. They had just played a game of volleyball, she didn't work up much of a sweat, but she was pretty tired.. Their teacher sat and supervised the whole time. Well, actually their principal did, not the teacher. And she couldn't say she had really supervising them. For the whole game their principal sat in the bleachers with a bottle of Pyrat's rum. Even though they had play a long and hard game of volleyball, this work out was easier than all her other gym lessons. Their usual teacher was Gai, a beast. A green spandex wearing, bob-cut, smiles like a fool, exercise freak, bushy eyebrowed beast. He'd make them climb ropes, run around the school, and more things that made them do more work then necessary. But he had a good heart.

"Aaaaah," Sakura yawned as she stretched. "That was fun. I really hungry for something sweet now."

"I heard Crepe Delight has a new crepe with Nutella in it." Ino replied.

"Oh! I wanna try it. Hinata!"

Hinata stood up straight. "Yeah?"

"We're going to Crepe Delight today. You have to come!"

It sounded like fun. "Sure-"

"Not so fast Hinata." There slightly drunk teacher walked down from the bleacher. She looked slightly unstable. "I was going to ask you to clean up the balls in the gym."

"No way!" Said Sakura. "We were gonna go out to get something to eat!"

"Can't you make some else do it Tsunade-sama?" Ino whined.

"Hah?" Tsunade retorted. "Who's the principal here? Me. What I say goes."

"But-"

Tsunade gave them a hard look. She dared them to go against her again. It felt like she was towering over them. They coward back a little.

"S-See ya Hinata." Sakura stuttered.

"Y-Yeah," Ino was stuttering too, "W-We'll be there for a while so you can meet up with us later."

"Bye!" The two dashed out of the gym immediately.

Tsunade eased up, and took a big gulp of rum. Hinata was pretty sure her principal wasn't allowed to drink in school.

"Sorry about I'm making you do this, Hinata."

"I-It's okay Tsunade-sama." Hinata gave her a reassuring nod.

"I'll leave this to you then." The principal left with her expensive rum in hand, and an unstable walk.

Hinata sighed, even though she agreed to it, she was still tired, and really wanted to hang out with her friends. She analyzed the room. There was way more balls in the gym than they used! Most of them weren't volleyballs! She decided she'd quickly clean up all the balls to meet up with Ino and Sakura. She picked up two balls and took them into the gym closets. When she turned on the light it was dim, and a little, she bet it would burn out at any moment. Hopefully she could put away all the balls before it did. The closet would looked creepy in the dark. She heard doors open in the gym. She was surprised, because she thought everybody left already. Must've been one of the girls that left something behind. She walked out of the closet, and when she did a ball rolled to her foot. Her eyes widened in surprise.

"Sasuke-kun?"

He rolled ball under his feet. He looked up.

"Your cleaning up the balls?"

"Ugh, yeah." She said a little quietly. Why was he here? Did had come back for something?

"I'll help you."

What?

"You don't have to-"

He interrupted her, "I want to."

"But…" She trailed off once she realized he was ignoring her.

He picked up three balls and brought them into the closet.

She frowned. Why was he doing this? Surely he had something else better to do, she could manage by herself. Although it probably would go faster with two people. She might as well let him, since it seemed he wouldn't listen to her anyway.

They continuously picked up ball in the gym and put them on the racks in the closet. Honestly she was kind of thankful that he had been here now. It took them about 15 minutes to clean up all the balls. If she had been doing it alone it probably would've taken her 25. It was truly ridiculous how many balls her school had. In fact she was putting that last couple of ball away. She was a little short so putting them on the top rack a was a little harder. As she put the last ball on the rack, she used to much force and it bumped into the other balls, which caused the rest of the balls to fall to the ground.

No! Just when she could've left!

"Need help?"

She jumped. She had almost forgot about his presence.

"Oh. No. It's okay. All I have to do is fix this one rack. You can leave now." She said politely.

He nodded and started to walk away.

She let out a tired breath.

'I hope Sakura and Ino are still there,' she thought as she fixed the shelf. She put the last ball on the rack again.

There! She was done!

She cheered in her head, happy that she it was finally.

The light went out.

"It finally died." She said to herself, while looking up at it.

The gym door closed, and she heard a key lock it.

No way! Was she locked in?! But she was still inside?!

She heard a foot step.

She stepped away from the ball rack.

She wasn't alone?

She heard more footsteps in a different direction. She quickly turned to direction of those foosteps and backed up again up.

She definitely knew she wasn't alone now.

She felt an arm come around her hips, and pull her back a bit. Her back was touching a muscular chest. He nuzzled his face in her shoulder. She froze.

"Why…" She could barely make out what he was saying. He was talking into her shoulder.

"W-Why what?" She had no idea what to do, she questioned if she could get out of his grasp, she he felt pretty strong.

"Do you like him…"

"What?"

Her reposition his arm. One was wrapped around her waist while the other one was wrappeshoulder. He brought his face from out of her neck, but rested his chin on her shoulder. She couldn't she it, but his eyes had a tint of red in it.

"Why do you like him." It wasn't a question a statement.

"I-I'm not sure what your-"

"Na. Ru. To." He spelled it for her.

Her eyes widened a bit. He was talking about her crush on Naruto.

"He's an idiot, he only has eyes for Sakura, and he could never do what I could do for you."

She was feeling a little uncomfortable.

He nuzzled his face into her shoulder again, and closed his eyes. "You should be mine Hinata."

"N-Ne Sasuke-kun," her voice trembled a little, "w-would you please let go?"

He was silent for a moment, taking in the feeling of her skin.

"No."

"P-Please."

"No." He said again. "I don't want too."

She took a big breathe. She needed to let him let go of her. She needed to get out of the closet. If she could focus her eyes, she would be able to see much more, even if she was in the dark.

She closed her eyes, didn't say anything for a second. He peeked at her with one eye wondering why she had started to get quiet. She opened her eyes, she could see the room better than before.

"Sas-"

Before she could finish her sentence, he spinned her around real quick, grabbed both wrist, and put them behind her. She could clearly see his eyes that looked black, and a little red. She gave small gasp, feeling a little scared. Black eyes are intimidating, and black are just freaky! He stared down at his with an emotionless expression. He was really close her to again, only a centimeter away from touching.

She didn't say anything. Shoot! What could she say?!

He bent down, he was inches away from her face.

She became really nervous, he was so close! Too close! Her face got red, and she turned away and diverted her look to the left. This was too much for her.

He was amused. He liked seeing her flustered. He brought her closer to him. He felt her tense up.

This was fun.

His cheek was touching hers, which only cause her face to get even redder. He didn't even have to look to know what her face looked like.

"Your face is red."

Good thing he wasn't really looking at her face. Her face was red, but she also looked like she was freaking bit.

He blew on her neck.

She flinched.

Cute.

She couldn't handle this! She couldn't handle this! She couldn't handle this!

He was breathing on her! He was holding her hands behind her, so she couldn't get away! And they're bodies were so close that they were touching!

He held both of her wrist tightly with one hand, and used his free hand to make her turn her head back to him.

He though her scared face looked really cute, he smirked. His smirk put her into an even bigger panic.

Cute.

"I wanna kiss."

He watched her eyes widen even more.

He could be a real sadist.

She couldn't kiss him! There's no way she could kiss him! She had always wanted to give her first kiss too…

She normally if her face wasn't already red, she would've blushed at the thought of him. Just him being in her mind made her a little happy.

She released some of her tension, and he noticed her expression wasn't as scared. Something had caused her to relax a little bit. He hated that he knew what it was.

He was a jealous man, he wasn't gonna lie. He wanted her attention on him, not Naruto. He should be getting her attention right now. He was going to get it back.

He leaned in to kiss her. She snapped back to reality real quick.

"W-Wait a-" she panicked again, and took a step, but she tripped on something, that sent them both falling down.

'Ow,' she thought. She rubbed the back of her head, she had hit the ground kind of hard when they fell. Good thing she hadn't hit her head to hard. It was her butt that saved her during the fall. She was about to get up, but her leg touched something. She looked up, he as on top of her. And his arms where blocking her in.

He did a small smirk.

She was like a mouse stuck in a hungry snake's trap.

Although she was the reason they fell, so technically she was the reason she was trapped.

She was like a mouse stuck in a hungry snake's trap, that was made by the same mouse.

She tried to inch back, but she back hit something. The door! Great she was cornered at the door, this was it, she didn't know what to do now. When Sasuke's hand touched hers, she moved her hand moved back a bit. She touched something cold, and metallic, and key like- IT WAS A KEY.

NOT JUST ANY KEY, THE CLOSET KEY. As she touched it she could tell by its structure.

Now that she thought about it. The closet had one key, but you could lock the door from either the inside or outside. She figured Sasuke had locked the door from the inside. He was definitely carrying the key on him, and when they fell it must've fell out his pocket or something. She looked him in the eye, making sure not to make anything look suspicious. She quickly grabbed the key, hopefully he wouldn't notice that he had dropped it. The door knob was higher up on the door she'd have to stand up to put the key in. She needed a way to stand up. She looked away from him.

"I'm…"

He arched an eyebrow, he couldn't hear what she was saying.

"I can't hear you."

"I'm…"

She still couldn't hear her.

"What?"

She looked at him with him again, she spoke a little louder than a mouse.

"I'm yours."

He never knew how much an impact of two words could make.

AND THEY MADE A BIG IMPACT.

Those words made him so happy it was ridiculous, be he wasn't the type to show it.

But now he could do whatever he wanted.

He leaned it to kiss her.

I mean, since she was his.

"Sa-Sasuke."

His face dropped a bit. Why was she interrupting?

"M-My back hurts from the fall," she gave him a small smile, "c-could we get up?"

He gave her a bit of a blank stare. Honestly, he liked there position, he liked feeling in control. He didn't want to get up, now or ever… but… since she was now his cute little Hina-chan…

His face showed that he didn't want to, but he slowly got up, and waited for her to get up.

He couldn't refuse her when it came to some stuff.

Phew! First part of the plan done! All Hinata needed to do was get the key in the lock. She put her hand behind her back. He took it as a sign of shyness. She began to fumble with the key in her hand, trying to put it in a lock behind her that she couldn't see.

He quickly put his hands on the door, cornering her in once again.

She glanced at both of his hands on the door. Then she looked at him again.

He was not joking around one bit. He leaned in closer, hovering over her. As he closed in, the distance between them shrank again, he was close enough so that he could lean over her with his arms against the door.

She was in a hurry now, by the look in his eye, he wasn't about to quit now.

His lips brushed her when-

Ca-Chik

Hinata put her weight on the door, and the door opened. She stumbled back a little bit, almost falling out of the closet.

Sasuke looked surprised and confused on how she got the door open. But figured it all out when she held up at key, and up it on the ground. When could she have gotten it?

Hinata bowed, then lifted her head up. "I'm sorry Sasuke-san! But I can't return your feelings!"

Then she scurried off quickly somewhere, leaving him in the gym by himself.

He watched her leave, then walked over to the key, and picked it up.

Hmph. Boy, she never stopped amusing him.

"Tsu-Tsunade-sama…" Shizune sweatdropped. She watched the principal finish another bottle of rum.

Once she was done with the bottle, she looked up with little bit of an annoyed look.

"What?" Her words were a little slurred, her face was completely flushed, and she just looked plain drunk.

Really. Was she really fit to be the principal?

"Sh-Should you really be drinking?"

The answer was obvious but…

Tsunade popped open another bottle.

"Should I not be?"

"No you shouldn't be! And you shouldn't have taken them in as bribe for a gym closets keys!"

"Its hard to find these drink over here-"

"You let a highschooler bribe you! There more than 20 bottle here!"

"I would've given it to him for one bottle." She started laughing. "Ahahaha! Who knew those Uchihas had so many connections! I'd love to be rich like them." Tsunade gave Shizune a look. "You know, with all the nagging you never gonna get a husband."

She looked hurt by her friends words.

"Horrible!" Shizune stormed out of the room. How could Tsunade play the marriage card on her!

"See ya tomorrow!" Tsunade gave her a drunk wave goodbye. Not realizing her own actions.

She chugged down another gulp, and immediatley felt sick, she grabbed the garbage can under her desk and threw up the 8 bottles of rum she just chugged down.

Sorry it has a gross ending. I already have an idea for the next one-shot, which probably won't be posted anytime soon. But it's called Werkin' Girl, and it has a bit of a twist in it. I'll give a clue on whats it about, but you'll get the full summary later when I post it.

Werkin' Girl (Short Summary):

He grabbed her wrist, and pulled her back over. His grip of tight, and his stare was blank and endless. She looked at him, completely shocked. He was supposed to be knocked out, she gave him the pill, and she knew he swallowed it. "I gave you 500,000 dollars. We're not done yet."

Waaah! I know this oneshot is going to be really interesting, I can't wait to post. The story was actually inspire by a song called Werkin Girl by Angel Haze. You might get a little bit of sense what the story might be, but you still won't know the whole things. You can look up the song on youtube. It's a rap song, and it's got a lot of curses in it, so it you don't like foul language, you probably shouldn't listen it it.

Mkay, bye!