Disclaimer: don't own inuyasha
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sesshomaru: *blowing on a smoke pipe* hello people. my name is sesshomaru and I'll show you how to walk, talk and become like me. through the chapters i will show you everything you need to know how to be like me in a few easy steps and maybe one day you will learn how to be me.
kala: *sucking on a blowpop* hiii I'm sesshomaru's assistant and while your learning how to walk and talk like him, ill be there assisting every step of the way.
sesshomaru: oh come on. will there ever be a time when you make a fanfiction and you don't put yourself in it.
kala: T_T yes.
sesshomaru: then do it right now in this fanfiction
kala: i can't because i already made the first chapter
sesshomaru: it's still short you can edit
kala: doesn't matter as long as I'm your assistant i can't go
sesshomaru: can i fire you?
kala: no
sesshomaru *sigh* fine. anyways during the next few chapters i hope that you will learn something about being sesshomaru
kala: or being kala!
sesshomaru: *sigh* whatever