The Most Beautiful Guy On Earth
Summary-This is funny but may make no sense.
AN-The series of this story is on Tenchi Muyo Universe. This story is based on the episode when this guy turns into a monsterous cell phone because his girlfriend broke up with her.
The day begins as Tenchi, Sasami, and Ayeka preparing for there meal.
"The food smells delicious." Ayeka said as she sniffed though the aroma of the food.
"You're right Ayeka, i'm sure everybody would like it." Sasami smiled.
"And it's all because of you two girls, you are such great help" Tenchi complimented the two helpful girls.
"Common' Ryoko, I don't want to do all the work. Your no help!!" Mihoshi wined.
"Oh just shut up already!" Ryoko yelled from the rooftop as she lay there.
"You're breaking up with me?!!? I'm the most cool and most beautiful guy you've ever met!!!!!" Yelling on his cell phone.
The other line seemed to have dropped his call. His cell phone dropped silently to the solid ground. Tears fell from his face. Sobbing very loudly. He turned around and there lay his ugly ass mole right on the middle of his lip. It was horrifying. He had no eye brows and a huge bushy mustace which shows that it has not been shaved for over 35 years. His face was fat a watermelon and his hair was was long,tangly, with lice as big as a roach walking about his hair. He has not combed,bushed, of taken a shower for 30 years. He had a gigantic red pimple on his ugly mole the size of Russia. Also, he had a gab between his middle teeth and a booger was hanging down his nose. His nose was wide and big and you could see the nose hairs growing out of his nose. His left ear was 3 inches high and his right ear was one centimeter high. His sniffing sounded like the snorting of a pig. !SN'T HE JUST BEAUTiFUL?
"I don't understand why she'd break up with me, I'M SOO HANDSOME AND BEAUTIFUL! I'm the most popular guy known to man.
Running thought the streets, ignoring the peoples stares and laughs, he tripped on a ladybug and died.
And we never saw the most beautiful man on earth again.
Okay this is a humor story so I don't care if my grammer sucks, it's humor people, you should be laughing. R&R. P.S I know this story is short.