Tatl and Tael Text Talk
A/N: Alrighty. Before you can enjoy my fic, we need to go over some things:
1. I don't own Link, Tatl, Tael, T-mobile or Skull Kid... or anyone else for that matter. I wish I did though, so I could marry Link, enslave Zelda, and get rid of the annoying fairies.
2. This was written in Arial text font size 12 for all you people who must know.
3. This is a one-shot
4. K, that's all. NOW ON WITH THE FIC! rides off into sunset
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"LOLZ! WU?"
"IDK. U?
Link just glared at the fairies considering he couldn't talk.
It was annoying having two fairies with cell phones... That's right CELL PHONES. They had gotten them last week and now text talk was their language. Even when they were right next to each other.
He grunted.
"O, SU!" Said Tatl.
Link stared at them shaking his head. What was that supposed to mean anyway? He got up from where he was sitting, walked over to his equipment, and came back with a note pad.
"What the heil does that mean?" He wrote and showed it to Tatl and Tael.
"OMG! It means shut up!"
Link flipped a page, scribbled for a few seconds and flashed the page at him,
"I freaking can't talk. I grunted. So I can't possibly shut up."
Right then Tael's phone beeped to announce a text message.
"CM 2 MY PLACE MORE INFO WHN U GET HERE"
"G2G! BI!" Tael said.
Link glared.
The two fairies flew off.
I thought they were supposed to be my guardian fairies... no, that's Navi and she got eaten by that dog... Thinking of dogs I think I'll go ride Epona.
Seeing how this author can't think of why Link would call Epona a dog, she watched Link saddle Epona and continued narrorating.
As Link rode he thought, "How am I going to fix this? Gir.. stupid cell phones... I think Skull Kid will know..." He turned Epona towards the Southern Swamp.
"Hahahahahhahaaaa!" Skull Kid was about to fall out of his chair.
"It's not funny." Link wrote on the notepad. He had written down his problems and Skull Kid had read it. He obviously thought it was funny.
Link wrote on the notepad again, "I didn't tell you that so you could laugh at me. I need help!"
"Ok, fine," He said, "I'll help you. What I think you should do is get your own phone." This sounded like Skull Kid was going somewhere. "Because whatever you do is lame."
Link was really getting angry now so he left Skull Kid laughing in his chair. But he gave it a shot and went to T-mobile and got himself a phone with unlimited text.
He texted Tatl "HI"... which took about forty minutes.
"????WHOS THIS????" The text came back.
"LINK"
She didn't reply.
Link shrieked in success, since he couldn't talk.
When he came back, Tatl asked him, "So, wha'cha doin'?"
Link got out his notepad and wrote: "You're not text talking anymore."
"It's not cool now." Tael chirped.
"Skull Kid's right! What ever I do becomes lame..." Link frowned at the blue and yellow blobs.
Just then Link's cell phone beeped.
"THIS IS SAKON HEARD U GT NEW PHONE. WNT 2 SHOW IT 2 ME?"
In Ikana Valley Sakon (A/N: Sakon is the thief in Majora's Mask) thought to himself Show, riiiiiiight.
Link smiled. At least Sakon didn't think he was lame.
A/N: K, there you go hope you liked it... my first fic.