Hello readers. I did this because there is not enough random in the world. only thing I ask is that you don't critize, as I did this in ten minutes with no review of it. it is only for lolz, and nothing more. if you do not like it, than Rule 93.
"Another day here at Yokai Academy, Wee!" the bat said, flying across the screen.
"And today they get an extra-super, special visitor!" a pink pony said, bouncing into the picture.
"What? Who are you?" Kou asked.
"Oh, right, I almost forgot. Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie!" the pink pie replied, confusing the bat.
"But why are you talking to the reader's, that's my job?" Kou asked.
"Because, silly, I do that too," Pinkie answered, a massive smile on her face.
"Okay, if you break the fourth wall, why haven't I heard of you?" Kou asked.
"Well, I live in Equestria, which is shown in the TV show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and anime and cartoons normally don't get along," Pinkie told the bat.
"Whatever, so who is this 'special visitor' they're getting?" Kou asked.
"Oh, silly, if I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise, Kou," Pinkie told the bat.
"Fine, but, wait… How do you know my name?!" Kou asked.
"Now back to our regularly scheduled programing," Pinkie said, looking directly at you.
Tsukune and Moka were walking to school, the sun up and shining. The two were idly chatting, mostly about school, when Kurumu ran over and started to suffocate Tsukune in her boobs. Again.
And again, wash pans fell on top of Kurumu's head. Yukari ran in, Mizore not far behind the young genius.
"Oh, oh, the special guest is almost here!" Pinkie said.
"RUN!" a voice yelled out.
Everyone looked at the woods, surprised to see a blur of rainbows shoot out of the forest. Behind it were ponies of different colors, each one different from the other. And behind all of them, out ran a conglomerate of many different species. This being was also running though, all looking back at the woods to see if they were still being followed.
The question was answered as a giant duck plowed out of the woods. It would have been a little easier to handle a giant duck, but for some reason it was on fire. The burning duck screeched, sounding like a whale's mating call.
Everyone just looked at the giant, burning duck in confusion. The conglomerate creature moved closer to the creature and started trying to get it commands.
"Bad Wilfred, you better than to chase others!" the being said.
Wilfred screeched again.
"I know they are colorful, but that doesn't mean you can use them as toe nail clippers," the being replied. "Now go back home, before I decided to turn you into a cucumber."
Wilfred didn't seem to enjoy the threat, and instead of leaving, ate the being.
"Woo, I did not see that coming," Pinkie Pie said, somehow standing next to Tsukune.
"How did you get over there?" Kou asked.
"WellwhileyouweredistractedwiththeduckIthoughtitwouldbeagoodtimetoaddmyselftothestoryasitmakessensethatIwouldbewithmyfriendsbutIsupposetheywouldbewonderingwhathappenedtomeasIwasn'tanywherenearthemwhentheydiscoveredWilfrednowthatIthinkaboutitwhyaren'twehavingapartytocelebratethearrivalofWilfredandnewfriends?" Pinkie Pie said in one breath.
"What did she say?" Kurumu asked.
"Let's get this party started!" Pinkie said, pulling out her party cannon and blasting it all around the school.
Streamers and balloons filled the campus grounds, and everyone was now wearing a party hat. No one knew what was going on, and the only thing that made it was that the duck exploded into candy.
"See, I told you he was an extra-super special guest."