Ok I have to say Saro-san created this story I'm just continuing it for her. And if she didn't own it why do you think I do. Now the questions.

To: Gaara of the Funk
Question: Can I hava cookie:D Ya ROCK!
P.S. Watch Naruto the Abridged series on youtube or
jackjack AKA Pooja

Dear jackjack AKA Pooja

Only if the funk is with you.

From

Gaara of the Funk

TO: Sasuke
Question: Can I hava tamater (AKA tomato)?
P.S. My cousin "Crystl" wants ta tell ya yer an and wants ya ta lose ta
sakura reel bad (DIE SASUKE!... um did I say that out loud? Y-Ya din't hear
that!O.O)
P.P.S. SASUSAKU! A-Ano... ya didn't hear that either!
jackjack AKA Pooja

Dear jackjack AKA Pooja
Fine. I'm in a good mood because I'm gona kill my brother with his own jutsu. I take that back. I will hunt you and your cousin down and kill them.

Channeling murderous hate to you

Sauske

Itachi:
Did you know that we both like horses!? Cause in chapter 17 you said your
favorite animal was a horse. and what kind of shampoo do you use...just
wondering.
(Sasukerules(dot)org)

Dear (Sasukerules(dot)org)

The last thing I need is another fangirl. But if you must know Lorel because I'm worth it.

From

Itachi

Sasuke:
Guess what! You and I are married! HAHAHAHAHA My friend told me how so you
and me are married! okay now for my question what is your favorite kind of
tomatao cause there are cherry tomatoes and then there are regular tomatoes
and little tomatoes and stuff?
(Sasukerules(dot)org)

Dear (Sasukerules(dot)org)

WHAT!!!! I hate you so mutch right now and I can't get married. I'm still twelve.

My favorite kind is any kind.

Scarred for life

Sauske

Obito,

Why do you need to use eyedrops? And are you closely or distantly related to
Itachi and Sasuke?
Frm, KinKitsune01 (Or Kin-kun)
Ps. you totally rule.

Dear KinKitsune01

It's because I have an infection. I was closely related before I died.

From

Obito
Rin,
You like totally disappeared after Obito's um.. you know.. passing. So what
happened!?
Frm, KinKitsune01

Dear KinKitsune01

I went emo and got killed when Itachi mistook me for an Uchiha

From

Rin
Everyone besides evil people but including dead people,
Will you guys b my friends? pwease?
Kara-chan
Dear Kara-chan,
Of corse.

From,

The goood guys

Saro-chan,

WHE! SO HAPPY, SO HYPER! MY LITTLE SIS AND I ATE A BAGGIE OF RAW SUGAR AND
DRANK CAFFINE!
Bye!
Dear Soro-chan,

Dot Dot Dot!!!!
From,

Everyone in naruto

Kara-chan
Naru-kun,
Hey I noticed in question 562 u said u liked sakura. as more than friends.
AFTER we went out on our 1st date. u r coming with me mister, and ur in
trouble! -pulls naruto by ear-
Bye!
kara-chan
Dear Kara-chan,
No!!!! I don't want to die young!!!!

Getting the Crap Beat Out Of Him By You,

Naruto

Itachi
Is it ok if I train with you?
Mastersword124356
Dear Mastersword124356,

Is this question from before you oned this fic? Anyway yes.

From,

Nailpolish-man I mean Itachi
To: Orochimaru
Q: I would just like to say one thing before i start...I HATE YOU! Finally
that is off my chest...okay so why did you become all evil and stuff? oh and
another question why didn't you choose Lee instead of sasuke? i mean Lee did
beat sasuke.
From (SasukeRules(dot)org)
Dear (SasukeRules(dot)org),
I can't beleave it. IIt's a new story and people still hate me!!!! Why?!?!
I became evil because ... well I don't know ( lol mood swings). As for the Lee question

he doesn't have the sharingan.

Questioning His Exestence,

Orochimaru

to: naruto
Q: Do you sometimes wish that you didn't have the Kyuubi inside you? oh and i
am sorry to say this but i dislike ramen well at least chicken flavored i
haven't tried any other kind. Oh and after Sasuke left you became my favorite
character.
(SasukeRules(dot)org)
Dear (SasukeRules(dot)org)
All the freaking time. Well I don't like chiken ramen ether but I like all the other kinds.

Yay. Another friend.

Hating Chiken Ramen,

Naruto
to: sasuke
Q: Do you like the curse mark or if there was a way would you want it
removed? AND YES I AM A FANGIRL! hint the name.
(SasukeRules(dot)org)
Dear Fangirl,

At least your not the kind that stalks me.And Yes.

Not Gay,

Sauske
to: kakashi
Q: Why do you read Come Come Paradise? oh and my friend is wondering if you
would be her boyfriend. she is a kakashi fangirl. and friend
(SasukeRules(dot)org)
Dear (SasukeRules(dot)org)
It's not realy that. I hallowes out the book and put sasunaru in it. I like laughing at it.

Yes and yes.

Laughing at yaoi,

Kakashi
To Gaara
Q: first off I LOVE YOU! and i am a fangirl. okay so do you like being
Kazekage? and do you think Shukaku looks like a mutant raccoon-dog? cause i
do.
From (SasukeRules(dot)org)
Dear (SasukeRules(dot)org)
What the duce. I thought you were Sauskes fangirl. I love being Kazekage.

You can get anything you want, you live in the biggest house in the village, and

can go anywhere to the land of wind. You can come over sometime. And yes

Shukaku is a phycho hilbilly.

Playing his Wii,

Gaara
Deidara,
Did your teeth ever have to get braces?
SailorManga
Dear SailorManga
Thankfully no.

From,

Deidara
neji:
I LOVE YOU anyway have you ever considored going out with tenten you two are
like the cutest couple
love from shioku-love
ps. i love you!
Dear shioku-love,

I'm going to ask her on Valentimes day. And thanks.

Only A Crapload more days to go,

Neji
gaara:
my sister is absolutely in love with you she even has a plushie of you but
anyway dont you get hot carrying all that sand around and do you like DDR?
love from shioku-love
Dear shioku-love,

I have too many fangirls. No and no but Gaara Of The Funk does.

Running away from fangirls,

Gaara
tenten:
you are my second fave character first being neji anyway has neji ever given
you a really cute nickname like ten-chan?
love from shioku-love
Dear shioku-love,

No why would he?

Confused

TenTen
orochimaru: (oro-teme)
WHAT IS WITH YOUR TONGUE! i mean really you are so slimy and you look really
dirty ever thought of taking a bath?
shioku-love
Dear shioku-love,

I don't know.

Still scarred for life,

Orochimaru
ino:
you are one of my fave characters anyway do you like shikamaru or naruto NOT
sasuke
shioku-love
Dear shioku-love,

Shikamaru. And if your wondering why the replys are short it's because

Mastersword is loosing the will to type.

Trying to convince Mastersword to Type more,

Ino

oro-teme: (orochimaru)
were you in The Ring? or was it my imagination and why did you give sasuke
a hickey?
Shikou-love
Dear shioku-love,

Do you mind?!?! I'm trying to de scarred for life here!!!!

Realy pissed off,

Orochimaru
Kabuto,
Did you know there's a Pokemon that has the SAME name as you:o!
UzumakiNarutoLover
Dear UzumakiNarutoLover,

Yes. That's how I became a zillionare. (lol. Same thing I thought.)

Obscenely Rich,

Kabuto
Orochimaru,
I don't get your name. It means snake circle. What's up with that? (...no
offence or anything)
UzumakiNarutoLover
Dear UzumakiNarutoLover,

It actualy means snake boy.

Not scarred Anymore,

Orochimaru
Temari,
Where did you get your fan?
UzumakiNarutoLover
Dear UzumakiNarutoLover,

It was a gift.

From,

Temari
Sasuke,
If you found out that Naruto killed your brother, would you kill him?
UzumakiNarutoLover
P.S. 'Cause if you do, guess who's biting the dust next?
Dear UzumakiNarutoLover,

Maby. Depends on the weather.

From,

Sauske

For the next series of questions I won't put dear or from because there are so freaking many.

1. SASUKE! Why the hell do you like tomatoes? They are disgusting as HELL!
And if you like them so much, would you put half a tomatoe between two slices
of bread and say it's a sandwich?
iluvinusessnar
I like them on pizza.
2. Dear SAKURA, how did you manage through your tough childhood, with all the
jerks and bullies? And you're not the only one who's been bullied because
people thought her forehead was big...
iluvinusessnar
I got a flamethrower for my birthday.
3. Dear INO, do you get tired of arranging flowers? I mean, all that green
chloraphyl getting in your fingernails!! You should ask your Dad where he is
all the time and ponder the idea if he is ending up like Kakashi, Jiraiya, etc
(pervs).
iluvinusessnar
Yeah Good Point!!!!
4. Dear SASUKE, did you ever consider the idea that Orochimaru and Kabuto
are
pedophiles that just want to rape you when you're older? I bid you this: Run.
while. you. still. can.
iluvinusessnar
Ok. Runs .
5. DEIDARA, ITACHI, HAKU, OROCHIMARU: You guys look like girls. WHY? I bet
you guys got plastic surgery and ended up like Michael Jackson...except
prettier...
iluvinusessnar
Kill...Kill...Kill...Kill!!!!
6. KAKASHI: How do you eat with that mask on?
iluvinusessnar
I don't know.
7. Dear JIRAIYA, what exactly IS in those books you write? Lemons? A
female anatomy??!
iluvinusessnar
You dont want to know.
8. Dear SAKURA, INO, TEMARI, other SASUKE FANGIRLS: Temari, when you and your
siblings first entered Konoha for the Chunin Exams, you saw Sasuke and thought
he was a local hottie (Gags). WHY?? And to the rest of you love sick fangirls:
I am sick of seeing Ino and Sakura trying to chase after Sasuke like a bunch
of retards. WHY? Girls, be strong and don't let guys get in your way!
iluvinusessnar
Temari: I can tell. Other duced up fangirls:Blame Kishimono.
9. SAKURA, did you ever consider dating Naruto? He's nice, strong and he'd
DIE for you. And if you say he's annoying and you'll only like Sasuke, I'm
going to get my spiked bat to hit you!
iluvinusessnar
I never thought about it. But Kara-chan would beet the censored out of me.
10. Dear TSUNADE: did you ever have a crush on either one of your teammates?
iluvinusessnar
Nope. Oro's gay and Jaraia's a perv.
11. Dear SAKURA and KIBA, where is your dad? INO, where is your mom?
iluvinusessnar
All: Hell.
Naruto,
What would your first order of business be as the next Hokage?

Phoenix MetaBlade

P.S. You and Sakura make a great couple. Here's coffee!
More ramen. Thanks for the coffie and the comment.

Sasuke,
You killed Orochimaru! NICE! Anyways, what are you gonna do when you kill
Itachi besides eat tomatoes? Work at burger king?

Phoenix MetaBlade
I don't know. Like Hell I'm Going To Be Scarred Like Orochimaru!!!!
Sakura,
Who would you date? Naruto, Sasuke, or Raven from my fic, Rising?
Phoenix MetaBlade
P.S. What's your favorite food?
Raven.
To: Anko
Question: Why are you always like yelling
From: Angelgirl18647
P.S. ( holds up a cookie ) You're one of my fav. ninjas! Or is it ninja?
It's addictive and thanks for the cookie.

I now know typing Hell. I may not update as often as Saro-chan but I will update and when I do It Will be a lot.