"What would happen if the war ended?"
By: Kelli St. Pierre……….sadly I do not own Underworld………
Hey guys, well this is just something I did because I was bored and well…..this is pretty much what happens when you're bored. You start typing stupid funny stories that make no sense. But who knows, maybe it will be good, but if you like it, please review. If you do then I'll put more chapters in since I do have think I'll have two more chapters in. I also relize that I haven't updated my other stories and do plan to, it's just that I usually go by which stories have the most reviews and do that story first and so on. But I would very much appreciate it if you did review, thank you….:)….
Just for a head's up this story is just going to be random stuff………….
The whole gang, Selene, Michael, Lucian, Sonja, Kraven, and Erica, are all in a living room sitting down as each couple has a couch for them.
"It's nice to know that the war is over and all" Selene started as she threw her head back.
"Of course it is, now that I can finally be with Sonja in peace instead of having bullets flying at me" Lucian said sweetly as he draped an arm around Sonja, who to was smiling.
"So…..what should we do?" Erica asked randomly as everyone started looking around doing nothing.
"Um…..we could always fight each other outside for fun" Michael said out loud.
"And what, throw each other's face's in dirt, yeah, sounds like real fun" Kraven said sarcastically.
"Hmm, throw our heads in dirt? What are you trying to make us look like, ostriches?" Selene said, as she sat up a bit and more into Michael while continuing, "That would actually be fun for me to see Kraven's face in the dirt, especially hearing him make an Ostrich noise."
"Um, actually Selene, Ostriches don't make any noises" Michael corrected her.
"Um, actually they do" Selene replied back, as she moved from him and sat up totally.
"Oh really, then tell me Ms. Animal Expert," Michael started, as he to sat up and looked at her, "Tell me what sound they make then?"
"I don't know what sound they make, I've never seen one" Selene said she stared at him, almost as if challenging him.
"Oh, so you've never actually seen one but you somehow know they make a sound" Michael said, accepting her staring challenge as he stared right back at her as much force as she was.
"I don't somehow know, I do know" Selene started, "Every animal has a sound Michael. Unless you're saying that Ostriches can't speak, is that it?"
"No, I'm just saying that they don't make a sound that regular animals do," Michael started also, "A dog goes 'woof', a cat goes 'meow', a cow goes 'moo', a pig goes 'oink oink', and so on. And even if I said that that they didn't make a sound, that doesn't mean they can't, it just means they don't prefer to."
"Prefer to, oh my god," Selene, now finally stood up and stood right in front of him, as she raised her voice a little, "That is the biggest load of shit I ever heard. Ostriches don't prefer to Michael cause they don't think like we do okay. They don't decide in their tiny little brains, 'Hmm, hey you know what, I think that I shouldn't talk', or ,'Hey look, its lunchtime'."
While Michael and Selene argue about if Ostriches do make a sound, the whole gang looks at them as if they have gone mad.
"Oh my god have they gone mad or something?" Lucian said in disbelief.
"Is this what always happens when a war ends and people get bored?" Erica asked, "Are we all going to end like this?" They whole gang, besides Selene and Michael, looked at each other as Kraven whispered out…….
"Were all doomed"
Now back with Michael and Selene, as Michael is now standing right in front of Selene as her eyes have now turned to their icy blue.
"I didn't say they had a mind of their own, all I said was they just didn't prefer to talk or make sounds if they even could" Michael yelled furiously.
"Oh, you know what fine. Since your so god damn good at animals, why don't you tell me how you know that they don't make sounds" Selene asked just as furious.
"Cause I actually saw one" Michael replied back.
"Oh really you say, please, do share your wild encounter" Selene asked sarcastically, pretending to be shocked.
"At the zoo" Michael replied confidently.
"The zoo, oh come one we all know their fake" Selene said fast. Michael all the while raised an eyebrow and replied back.
"I don't know what freak ass Ostriches you've seen at the zoo, but as I recall, don't remember seeing any fake Ostriches as you put it as they were made of skin and flesh."
"I didn't mean that, what I meant was that the animals in the zoo are tamed and always whipped, and that you never really know what the natural animals from nature do" Selene countered.
"Are you saying that the zoo isn't good," Michael said slowly, "Cause for your information, I love the zoos!."
And so, basically Michael and Selene argue about Ostriches and zoos as the rest of the gang watch them…….
Horrified