Naruto fanfic: Jiraiya's mission

One dag, in the hidden village of Konoha, Naruto wakes up with an incredible headache.

Naruto:

ugh….what in the whole world did I drink last night…

Shino:

well, whatever it was… I had the best night ever

Naruto suprisingly saw Shino lying next to him in bed, NAKED! Naruto jumped of from bed screaming.

Naruto:

what the fuck are you doing in my bed Shino?!!!

Shino:

(sobs) I'm sorry, but orders are orders… Master.

Naruto suddenly became pale

Naruto (thinking):

what the fuck? What is this all about?

Shino got of from bed without covering his private parts.

Shino:

please master, you got to understa-

Naruto without thinking tosses himself out trough the window (he hadn't even put some clothes on) and started running trough the streets. Tough Shino was also fast, cuase he was also running naked and without his heavy clothes he was a incredible sprinter. Suddenly Maito Gai came before them.

Gai:

hahahahaa!! What are you two incredible love birds up to?! It is the prime time of youth indeed!

Naruto suddenly summoned the rasengan and cut trough Gai in the middle. After that unusual retoint he continued running, until Jiraiya summoned a gaint toad that blocked the street.

Jiraiya:

what's going on here? Aren't you on a mission?!

Naruto stopped and screamed out:

Ero-sennin!! What's the meaning of the yuckie bug guy to sleep next to me?!

Jiraiya jumped down to Narutos level and tossed him a towel… a VERY small towel. Then Shino arrived, panting.

Shino:

I'm sorry Jiraiya-sama… we will continue right away!

Naruto:

nani?! I mean…..WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!??

Jiraiya:

Shino, looks like we have to reverse the situation.

Suddenly "Reverse Situation" from the shippuden OST plays from the bakground.

Naruto:

where the fuck is that music coming from?!

Shino:

shut…up…BITCH!!! (smacks Narutos face) now I am the master you must obey!!

Naruto is lying on the street almost gone, while Shino summons bugs that carries Naruto back to his room. When Naruto wakes up, he is tied to the bed by the arms and legs.

Naruto quitely asks:

what are you gonna do to me Shino?

Shino stands before the bed, only wearing a leather thong.

Shino:

you must now call me master, prepare yourself… my slave!!

Suddenly Shino jumps up to the bed, taking his thongs of. Then Naruto withness something so disturbing that even the Demon Fox inside him screams out in fear. Naruto tries to close his eyes, hoping that it all will soon be over.

Shino sees that Naruto has closed his eyes and starts to think for himself:

He seems to enjoy this, then I will do my best!!

Naruto is trying to not be depressed by the fact that Shino is about to take his virginity, so he tells himself to think a happy tought. Unfortunately, Naruto is a dumbfuck so he thinks of Sakura. Wich leads to that… well… Shino has the moment at hand.

And now, it's up to YOU!! The beloved reader to chose what version you want to read. The choices are: The rated "M" version (all riiiight! ;D) or for those who feel quite unsure about yaoi even for comical usage… we got the more friendly "PG 13" (pussies). The Mature version is the one coming right now:

Mature version

Shino saw Naruto's penis growing bigger and bigger by the time, so he became more excited. Then he leaned forward and gave Naruto a jack off.

Naruto:

what the hell?!!

Shino:

SHUT UP BITCH!!!

Just before naruto knew it he got another hard slap. But this time Naruto started to cry.

Naruto:

buhu!! And I tought that when fangirls paired me with Sasuke was bad!!

Shino:

I have not started yet my little bitch!! Hehehe

Suddenly Shino started to ride Naruto.

Naruto:

Yami-

Shino:

shut the fuck up bitch! (slapps Naruto)

Shino was very harsh. Naruto tought that this would be the end for him, would the "great" Naruto die in the hands of a kinky/creepy bug nerd? Just the tought of it made him faint. But Shino had one more thing to do before he was done…

PG – 13

To tell this shortly (cuase you are no fun… shame on you!!) Shino did some fucking creepy shit to Naruto, that little bitch cried like a baby… HAHA you should have seen it. Oh right… YOU WOULDN'T HANDLE IT!!

Back to the story

Naruto woke up in the morning, but this time there was no Shino and the ropes that tied his hands and feet were gone.

Naruto:

okay… how could it get any worse?

But it just did, cuase just when Naruto got off from bed he felt an INCREDIBLE pain in his ass.

To be continued!