Dis is a pom bout edward «3 its my gave.. i «3 it. esp thx 2 Liz 4 helpin! here it is
Edward iz a perfect in every way
hes normal at night but sparkles by day
he has a perfect sexy face
and he is full of grace
hes not at all flabby
Overall hes not too shabby
his body is also perfect & toned
And he will never get stoned
his skin is nice & pale
i think he went to yale
he skin is white as snow
But his eyes dey glo
he is not a caveman
But he can protecthis clang
he is 100% male
And would never steel yor mail
hes smart and sexy and funny
But gentle as a bunny
he makes me hollar
he is worth a million dollar
When he wants to eat he will hunt
But its not a manhunt
Bcoz he drinks no blood
But he's not a stick in the mud
I would love 2 c him in da nude
But dat mite b 2 crude
Hes no bum
He iz yum
Edward is the perfect guy
So sex me myself and *I*!