DISCLAIMER: *you know what goes here*
STORY: a parody of the first Tom Baker computer commercial. The commercials are hilarious, so I thought I'd parody them. I've only gotten as far as the first one so far.
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[DOCTOR and ASHLEY with lots of computers]
ASHLEY: Doctor, the universe is about to end in 17 seconds! We need the orbital---
DOCTOR: Oh, not again.
ASHLEY: what do you mean?
DOCTOR: the universe is about to end---yet again! How many bloody times can the stupid universe be in stupid peril? And why does it have to be ME who fixes it?
ASHLEY: Because this is a commercial for Macrosoft Computers and that is the plot.
DOCTOR: Oh. Never mind. Now what do I need to compute on this magnificent, modern, cutting edge computer?
ASHLEY: the coordinates for 900 earth cities in 14 seconds!
DOCTOR: why earth cities? And why do we need the coordinates in the first place?
ASHLEY: because we're doing a commercial for earth computers and it'll be more "oh, no! danger! Peril for us!" and don't you know we have no time to explain a long and complicated plot??
DOCTOR: Very well. Coordinates for 900 earth cities in---
ASHLEY: 11 seconds
DOCTOR: terrible interaction...
ASHLEY: 9
DOCTOR: 900 cities…stupid slow thing.
ASHLEY: 7
DOCTOR: 900 cities in how many seconds? It's not fast enough! Too many apps!
ASHLEY: 3—no, 5, no---1?
[explode]
[scrolling words]
We are very sorry to inform you that this was not an actual commercial. It was a very real attack by the Unnamed Enemy cleverly disguised as a computer commercial and since we couldn't afford Tom Baker or David Tennant to recognize the fact that it was not a real commercial but an actual plot, you would now be safely sitting on you sofa (or behind it) instead of floating about as atoms in the nothing. On second thought, if the universe just ended, why are we still scrolling an apology to you?
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