Disclaimer: What do you THINK I own? I own Squeak and Riz and me and Rizzy and Zammy. Moo. I recommend you read a certain chapter in my A Lost Ragamuffin fic in the Roman Dirge section to learn who Squeak is. I'd tell you which one but you shouldn't be so lazy. Not to mention I want you to read the whole thing whilst searching :P
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RG: WHY?!*hysterical and quick-talking* Why is it that on the first chapter of one of someone else's fics, not mine but their's, there's 40 ZARKING REVIEWS when yet on mine it'd take me 11 CHAPTERS to even have a slim CHANCE at so many?! And why am I not as well-known?! Not as popular?!--Eep, that was preppy--WHY DO READERS TORTURE ME WITH THE NO-REVIEWINGNESS?! WHY--oh hey, Zim's on!
The insane one snaps out of it and rushes to her TV and switches it from her second favorite cartoon, Time Squad, to Zim. ONLY TO DISCOVER--oh make a guess. Nick replaced Zim with some piece of crap, yadda yadda, RG screams "No" for a few hours until her lungs die, blah blah, same old, same old.....
RG: Hmmm.....I've just realized I've never in my life made a doom fic. And that all my author notes are half of a fic which is almost part of an autobiography--as if it's a journal in which I'm reporting live to. OOOOH! I know!! I eat reviews as mah life force and with the lack of them I should do a doo--
Squeak: A what?
RG: A doo--
Squeak: A what?
RG: Look, a BUM-mouse.
Squeak: Ooooh, neat! Must suck it's bloody tissues!*runs off*
RG counts to five and right on five there's a clang, a snap, and a "mreowthepain!".
RG: Heh heh. Stupid vampirey cat.
Squeak: Oh shut up.
Riz: Hey, who said the magic word?
Squeak: Please?
RG: I think she means HER magic word.
Squeak: Oooooh......doom?
Riz: Mmmyep. Why haven't I rained any doom down opon Nick lately?
Squeak: Aka within the last five minutes?
Riz: Precisely, oh one of fangs and fur.
Squeak: Thank you, thank you.
RG: Hey, what are you guys doing here? In MY dimension?
Riz: *turns to Squeak* Good question. Why are we again?
Squeak: Umm.....to eat the blood of rats? I swear, the best live in--
Riz: I don't even want to HEAR IT, cat.
Squeak: Don't call me that! It's a Nicktoon person!
Riz: How would you know?!
Squeak: ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF WATCHING NICK?!
Riz: Good chance of it.
RG: Oh shut up both of you. You guys can help me doom. What are your weapons?
Riz: Shouldn't you know?
Squeak: Well she ONLY created us, Riz. Sheesh.
The two take their given of a given chance to show off, Squeak unleashing her bat wings from seemingly nowhere while spreading them wide and curved up with her back arched and fur on end. With a fah-shing she takes out all four sets of pitch black claws of doom and growls, showing her sharp teeth and blood-sucking fangs of doom.
Riz opened her back-pod and in less then a nano-second her four unbelievably sharp and unbreakable spider legs where out to the max, shining in the little light in the room. She also held a small laser/smoke machine.
RG: Hmmm.....well of course you guys could have all the fun but that wouldn't be very fair and would make this fic boring for readers, reading only to see themselves.
Riz: So we've got to go cliche here and recruit authors/obsessed followers of the Jhonen?
Squeak: *hangs head, ears droop* Mmmmyep.....
RG:*Gir voice* I'm makin' the ad!
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You know the drill, fellow doomers! Gimme a desc. of you and/or your character. Weapons, appearance, personality and stuff like that. The more detailed the better. If you give me your description and one of your character(s) then you appear with them and junk! Moo!
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Riz: Well gee, that sure was a nice ad. Who do you think is actually reading this let alone planning to participate?
RG: I can wish, can't I?
Squeak: Mwhahahahahahaha!
Riz: The hell?
RG: What was that for you strange, odd little cat of doom?
Squeak: I do that sometimes. After all, I'm your freakish Lenore creation.
Riz: Ah.
RG: Makes sense. You take after Ragam--
Squeak: I know. -_-;;;
Riz: Can we PLEASE go killin' now?
RG: Use your magical powers to open a portal to Jhonenland first.
Riz: o0;; Okay...*uses spider legs to seemingly cut through the air and make a swirly portal*
A portal all magically opens! Yay! The three jump in.
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Nny: And now.....to take you to my basement. You are a tall one. I sure hope that that means you've got more blood in your a--WHAT THE HELL?!
The roof of his house caved in, due to a 12.2 year old girl, an alien, and a cat.
Squeak: I am SO glad I was not first to fall and it worked out like it does in cartoons.
RG: Thank me later, we gotta find and round up all of Jho--NNYYYYYYYYYYY!
Nny: AHH! It's a fangirl! *turns to the dead guy he was dragging* RUN FOR LIVES!
But alas, it was too late. She had already seized his feet, clutching onto his boots. This caused him to trip and fall down into the first floor of the basement. The crazed fangirl remains smiling and using her MIGHTY FAN-POWERS to keep hold.
RG: Actually, I just did that on instinct.*lets go*
Nny: You mean......you aren't gunna latch onto my head for the entire day like the others?
RG: Nope! See, I'm special. I happen to adore the minor characters.*points up and uses Zim voice*I MUST FIND THE STYROFOAM-MEN! GIMME!
Nny: o.0;;; *backs away slowly* You mean the Doughboys?
RG: *Gir voice*YES!*sticks out tongue*
Nny: Um...why do you want to speak with them? They are evil.
RG: Point being?
Squeak: *calls from upstairs* And your not evil, Johnny C?
Nny: Ummm.....*decides to escort the odd fangirl to the doughboys*See? I stuck 'em to the wall.
RG: YAY!!
There's a few thuds and the two turn around to see Squeak upside down by the staircase.
Squeak: Riz pushed me!
Riz: Did not!
RG: I'm gunna be ova here, hugging styrofoam cut-outs. *yanks d-boys off the wall and huggles away*
Psycho D-boy: WHAT THE HELL?!
Mr. Eff: AHHHH!
Nny: Who knew you'd have fans. *smiles, enjoying their torture*
RG: *smiles, enjoying the torture she inflicts and finally being able to meet everyone's favorite styrofoam thingys*
Nny: Hey.....wait a minute......are you a fanfiction writer?!
RG: Maybeeeeeeeee.....
Psycho D-boy: Please help me.
Mr. Eff: I'm going to loose some limbs.
Nny: *does the cross thingy with his fingers and backs away yet again* Idonotwanttobeinafanficthankyou!
RG: Aww.......please?
Nny: No.
Mr. Eff: Hug the bunny.
Psycho: Yes, the rabbit!
Squeak: Silly rabbit, trix are kids!
Everyone else: o.0;;;
Nny: .............yeah. Well no offense but you 'authors' put me in the most messed up situations. Especially that certain cat. And I am against that.
RG: Oh you mean Demokitty-cat?
Nny: *growls* Yes.......
RG: She one of da best authors ^^
Nny: Oh crap, your a friend of her's? Then you cannot be sane.
RG: Since when is any fan of your's sane?
Squeak: Why don't I have any lines?
Riz: Cuz we've gotta put you in hidding. *walks down stairs**evil smile* Lenore is coming.
Squeak: 0_0 SQUEEEEAAAAAAAAK!
RG: Oh.....so that's why I named you Squeak.
Squeak: *hanging upside down on ceiling with fur sticking up* Leave me alone! 0.0
Riz: Heh heh.
Psycho: Nny, old buddy, could you please tell your little 'friend' here to let me go?
Eff: The pain.....the pain!
RG: I love these guys.*huggles tighter*
Both: ACK!!
Nny: Hmmm...I'll make you a deal. I'll let you keep these two..
Psycho and Eff: !
Nny: And I'll agree to be in whatever you are writting about. Deal?
RG: DEAL!!
Psycho and Eff: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
RG: *puts them down* We'll have time for play later. *creepy smile*
Eff: WHYYYYY?!
Psycho: We're doomed.
Riz: Ooooh, what fascinating devices! *walks over to some of the still-wet-with-bodily-fluids 'torture-buddies' and examines them* Wonderfully designed. YOU! Skinny-human! Did YOU build these.
Nny: Why yes. I did. And please reframe from calling me a human. I hate being reminded of the fact I'm part of the infection.
Psycho: Kill yourself and be no longer part of--
RG: Dude, you can knock it off now. I own you.
Psycho: Oh shut up.
Eff: I still wanna know why me.
RG: Riz, Nny thinks like you! Oooh, I know! Show him your spider legs!
Riz: *growls at Nny* You dare talk back to me? Give Riz commands?! *takes out the top two spider legs and points them at Nny's head*
Nny: *takes out a knife and slashes at them instictivly*
Riz: You cannot break these! I've killed many with them, they are the sharpest things in the universe! No puny human human could destory them! I could cut down an entire rainforest--not that I would--within seconds!! Neat, isn't it? I could take a thirty-mile metal plate and streak through it like it was melting butter!
RG: In other words, they be really sharp and invisible. God-moder.
Riz: Oh shut the fucking h--
Nny: You know, that is really cool. May I take a look at one of these weapons?
Riz: Yeah, I guess.... 0.- *moves one in fornt of his face*
Nny: Is it safe to touch?
Riz: *shakes head* Nope. No touchy, just looky.
Nny: *examines it with a mangifying glass*...............Amazing. That is really cool. Hey, did you mention something about killing?
RG: She ain't called the homicidally insane Irken for nothing.
Riz: Correct. I've killed more then imaginable. *pretends to look at her nails with a proud show-off look on her face*
Nny: I kill things as well. The lastest being this stuck-up fuck.*gestures upstairs*
Riz: I'ven ever met a human who killed his own disgusting species.
Nny: Yes well...I have to feed the wall.
Riz: Wall?
Nny: Come, I'll show you.
RG: *takes out collars and leashes(one for each Tallest ^^) and puts them on the d-boys* Come my new pets!
Eff: How come HE gets the red one?
Psycho: :P
Eff: :P
Psycho: :P
Eff: :P
Psycho: :P!
Eff: :P!
Psycho: :P!!!
Eff: :P!!!!
RG: Hehe, you guys so funny. *yanks on leashes, dragging them along*
Squeak: Yo, wait up-ie for the kitt-tah! *jumps down and runs to follow*
After a long ways down and an explaination of Moose and other things.....
Nny: See? It's dat.
Riz: Hey, you feed Moose blood huh?
Nny: Yes.
Riz: I know him. Used to be a good pal of mine.
Nny: You......knew my wall-monster?
Riz: I raised him.
RG: Hey ,this is a doomfic and so far I've only given these two a dooming! *holds up d-boys in the air by their leashes*
Squeak: C'mere bunny head!!!*chasing and jumping after Nailbunny's head*
Nailbunny: AHHHHHHHHH!!!
D-boys: *laugh and point*
RG: SQUEAK!! No dooming the bunny!
Squeak: *stops*Well I gotta doom sumthin'.
Nailbunny: *still jetting around screaming**hits Nny in the head*
Nny: Ow.....
Nailbunny: I dun like cats.
RG: Can we GO now? It's too late to get the others now.
Riz: What about Zim and them?
RG: We came here for Nny, Shmee, Devi and--
Nny: Devi? Devi was gonning to help you all doom?
RG: Well yeah.
Squeak: Hey, do we really want to bring Shmee?
RG: I didn't bring this box of matches for nothing.
Squeak: But he can't move around to use them!
RG: I can use my almightynessful author powers to fix it. I can also turn Mr. Effy into a cow. Observe and I'll prove it
Eff: *whimper*
RG: MOOCOW TURNY! *makes a poof of smoke that's even labled poof appear and soon Eff is a cow*
Eff: Moo.
RG: That was deicated to anyone who ever wanted to see Mr. Fuck in mighty cow form!
Squeak: K, we gunna go doom now.
Riz: *opens up another portal*
Everyone climbs on Eff's back and they all go poofy into the portal!
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Meep, what a long chapter! And nothing happened! I'm keeping up my reputation nicely ^^ Well you read the beginning of the fic, read and review with the description pural if nessicary!