O.o You people are stange... I only meant for this insanity fic to be one chapter... Oh well. Here's the new one.
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Link: *Glomping everybody's heads* HEY, HEY LOOK! C'MON, LOOKIE LOOK! LOOK LOOKIE LOOK LOOK LOOKIE!
'Other' Link: OKAY WHAT THE FREAK IS IT!?
Link: MADE YA LOOK! *Laughs maniacly*
Zelda: *To 'other' Link* D'ya have any chickens?
'Other' Link: Sure. *Pulls out some chickens, slashes them, and watches them as they fly after Zelda*
Malon: *Hypnotically* I love the way you wear a skirt, 'other' Link...
'Other' Link: Oh, it's nothing... Watch this. *Makes a flatulant sound in his armpit*
Malon: I'm in loooove... *Glomps 'other' Link*
Ruto: Duh... Huh-huh... Aren't we all.
Link: *Pops up from nowhere* HEY D'YA KNOW WHAT THE SEVEN DWARFES SING WHEN THEY AREN'T WORKING HUHUHUHUHUH!?
Zelda: *Runs past closely pursued by chickens* NooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo...!
Link: HI-HO HO-HUM WE'RE SIT-TING ON OUR BUMS!
Ruto: Duh... Aren't we all.
*All of them inculding the chickens and Blossom look at Ruto stranglely and "Okaaaaaay..."s*
Ruto: *Whispering* Hey, that was in the script...
Link: THIS WASN'T! *Jumps on a redead and flings it on a tree and it starts sucking the life out of it*
Blossom: *Runs on* LINK, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSESED TO BE CRAZY IN REAL LIFE!
Link: MAH-HAH! *Sticks a redead on his head* I'M THE ONE WITH THE HAT!
Blossom: *Waves a mouse* I'M THE ONE WITH DA SCRIPT!
*Cheesy fanfare*
Blossom: *Under her breath* We need a better budget...
'Other' Link: And a better imagination...
Blossom: I HEARD THAT! *Scribbles something down on the mouse's stomach and 'other' Link glomps Zelda*
'Other' Link: Zelda your beauty's radiance has given me the strength to once and for all glomp you.
Blossom: Uh... That wasn't supposed to happen. *Scribbles something else down and Link starts acting a LITTLE more human*
Link: I WANT TUNA! I WANT SALMON! MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!
Malon: SHUT UP!
Link: POKEY MEOWS! *Pokes Malon*
Blossom: He must have been stark raving mad before... *Scribbles something else down and Ganon (That's the RIGHT way to spell it, people) appears and looks around*
Ganon: I have the feeling that I can't take over this fic.
Blossom: Don't even think about it.
~*~ WHAT HAPPENS!? I DUNNO! IF YOU REVIEW, I'LL MAKE THE OTHER CHAPTER MORE QUICKLY! YEAAAAAAH! ~*~
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Link: *Glomping everybody's heads* HEY, HEY LOOK! C'MON, LOOKIE LOOK! LOOK LOOKIE LOOK LOOK LOOKIE!
'Other' Link: OKAY WHAT THE FREAK IS IT!?
Link: MADE YA LOOK! *Laughs maniacly*
Zelda: *To 'other' Link* D'ya have any chickens?
'Other' Link: Sure. *Pulls out some chickens, slashes them, and watches them as they fly after Zelda*
Malon: *Hypnotically* I love the way you wear a skirt, 'other' Link...
'Other' Link: Oh, it's nothing... Watch this. *Makes a flatulant sound in his armpit*
Malon: I'm in loooove... *Glomps 'other' Link*
Ruto: Duh... Huh-huh... Aren't we all.
Link: *Pops up from nowhere* HEY D'YA KNOW WHAT THE SEVEN DWARFES SING WHEN THEY AREN'T WORKING HUHUHUHUHUH!?
Zelda: *Runs past closely pursued by chickens* NooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo...!
Link: HI-HO HO-HUM WE'RE SIT-TING ON OUR BUMS!
Ruto: Duh... Aren't we all.
*All of them inculding the chickens and Blossom look at Ruto stranglely and "Okaaaaaay..."s*
Ruto: *Whispering* Hey, that was in the script...
Link: THIS WASN'T! *Jumps on a redead and flings it on a tree and it starts sucking the life out of it*
Blossom: *Runs on* LINK, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSESED TO BE CRAZY IN REAL LIFE!
Link: MAH-HAH! *Sticks a redead on his head* I'M THE ONE WITH THE HAT!
Blossom: *Waves a mouse* I'M THE ONE WITH DA SCRIPT!
*Cheesy fanfare*
Blossom: *Under her breath* We need a better budget...
'Other' Link: And a better imagination...
Blossom: I HEARD THAT! *Scribbles something down on the mouse's stomach and 'other' Link glomps Zelda*
'Other' Link: Zelda your beauty's radiance has given me the strength to once and for all glomp you.
Blossom: Uh... That wasn't supposed to happen. *Scribbles something else down and Link starts acting a LITTLE more human*
Link: I WANT TUNA! I WANT SALMON! MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!
Malon: SHUT UP!
Link: POKEY MEOWS! *Pokes Malon*
Blossom: He must have been stark raving mad before... *Scribbles something else down and Ganon (That's the RIGHT way to spell it, people) appears and looks around*
Ganon: I have the feeling that I can't take over this fic.
Blossom: Don't even think about it.
~*~ WHAT HAPPENS!? I DUNNO! IF YOU REVIEW, I'LL MAKE THE OTHER CHAPTER MORE QUICKLY! YEAAAAAAH! ~*~