Right, firstly I apologize for the heinousness of this fanfiction. What can I say, I thought I should probably upload something but I'm having a complete writer's block on the two real stories I'm attempting to write; so I did this instead, a commentary on the infamously laughingly horrible 'My Immortal.' Oh yeah and I don't own or make any profit from this abomination; woe betide me if I did. Enjoy
Chapter 1.
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 (subtle, real subtle) 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling (helping! What an excellent editing job you've done Raven). U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing (I highly doubt it's depressing) life u rok 2! (*cough* and *cough* imaginary). MCR ROX!(hmm, they do I suppose, although after reading this atrocity I'm not such a big fan)
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (oh god, I can tell she's going to be a Mary Sue already; and that ' is just so 'goffik') and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name (No shit Sherlock, oh and real original naming there)) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears (limpid tears, really? All tears are limpid by nature; you're not exactly going to get opaque tears. Although she could be meaning that the tears are laid-back and unworried) and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (I think not seeing as Amy Lee is actually attractive) (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!)(oh you don't have to say that to scare people away). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie.(*breaking into giggles on the floor* just imagined the gay seal meme saying 'iinncceessttt') I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin.(personally; most of the vampires I know have perfect Hollister-model tans) I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England (Hogwarts is in Scotland *shaking head in disappointedly* silly, silly Ebony) where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell)(really?! I could never have worked that one out) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. (I imagine that's like the American version of PULP) For example today I was wearing(everyone should come accustomed to these outfit descriptions, there is a hell of a lot of them) a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun (that can't be a good sign, in your twisted imagination does the sun simply come and go of its own accord), which I was very happy about.(I didn't think you could be happy) A lot of preps (Someone needs to explain to me this whole prep, poser, goth thing; in my school we have the chavs, the rich people, the rich chavs, and the normal people. I'm happy to say that I'm in the concluding category) stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.(Rebel!)
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was….(ohmigod, ohmigod. The suspense is killing me! Who could it possibly be? The Queen? Hitler? Tara herself? (only lets hope not)) Draco Malfoy! (wow. what a surprise. seeing Draco. at Hogwarts.)(on a lighter note *gets up and runs out of the door like a madman* Must. Go. Get. Em. She'll want this opportunity to jump on Tom Felton screaming her love for him; Can you blame her?)
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.(I'M SORRY, WHAT! Since when was Draco Malfoy shy? Has this girl even read the books, seen the films or did she just have Potter-infused vision in which she witnessed the vague gist of the plot)
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. (What a truly riveting conversation that was)
AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz! (No, no its not)
Yeah, so tell me if I should continue; I'd like to seeing as I'm quite enjoying it myself. Bye then.