Author's Note: Another request from my friend based on a picture she found of the Sannin. She demanded me to make a fan fiction, since she isn't good at writing humor at all. So you can all thank kelsotehfreak for this one, and who ever created that comic/picture she got the idea from. And I warn you, if you don't want to see Sasuke, Orochimaru, or Kabuto OOC, then don't read.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, and if I did half of the character wouldn't be dead and Sasuke would have killed himself by now.

The Introduction

It was a Friday.

That was all that was on the minds of the people in Orochimaru's base as they walked around. Kabuto had been fidgeting around all day, almost cutting off someone's arm he had been trying to heal with his chakra as he worried about the event that lay before him later in the night. Even the Uchiha prodigy was terrified. Sasuke had stayed up the entire night before and now sat on his bed and hugged his knees to his chest, forcing himself to stay awake so maybe he'd have a chance to escape the torture that would befall upon him later that night if he passed out and started sleeping.

Everyone in Oto was a little on edge on the second Friday of every month. For on the second Friday of every month something so awful, so evil was planned by Orochimaru that no one dared to leave their rooms for fear of being dragged into it. Because on this night like many others it was……….

twister night.

Orochimaru poked his head around the corner and looked into Kabuto's office, finding the unsuspecting medical ninja cleaning up his precious tools. He wasn't expecting what was about to happen next. "KABUTO-SAN!" The leader of Oto shouted as he threw himself into the room, the medic jumping up and pressing himself against the nearest wall, trying to get away from his crazy leader. "It's TWIIIIIIIISTER night!"

"Y-yes it is ... Orochimaru-sama…" Kabuto replied his eyes wide in fear and his body shaking nonstop. The medic actually looked like he was to cry, though he knew that showing his fear before his leader would just make Orochimaru enjoy the torture he got to bestow upon Kabuto and Sasuke every second Friday of the month by beating them at twister. And then gloated, Orochimaru gloated about beating them at twister until they next time they played, and then he gloated again.

"Go fetch Sasuke-kun!" Orochimaru demanded as he held up the small, white box with red, blue, green, and yellow polka dots on it and waved it in front of Kabuto's face. "Then we shall play twister until the night is old!" He declared, laughing evilly before dashing out of the room to go set up in the game in the large main room on the base.

Kabuto nodded as he followed after the snake Sannin, taking a right hand turn as he fast walked towards Sasuke's room. Maybe the Uchiha would want to escape as much as he and they could break out together and run and hide. For no one, not even the young Uchiha genius from Konoha could be brave enough to face a twister night with Orochimaru knowing what was in store for himself.

Sasuke reflectively jumped up and threw himself under his bed when a light knock echoed through his hollow wooden door. The raven-haired teen lay quivering under his bed as his door slowly opened. On the other side he expected to see a figure that Satan himself would fear; Orochimaru holding his twister game box and waving it around singing his name.

It was before the door completely opened that Sasuke noticed it couldn't be the man who 'wanted his body', for there was a lack of singing in the silence around him. Before the door managed to open all the way Sasuke pulled himself out from underneath his bed and was about half way out when the door opened enough for Kabuto to see him.

"What the…." The medic ninja started, looking at the Uchiha with a what-in-god's-name-are-you-doing-on-the-floor look.

"I …. Erm……. Fell?" Sasuke started, wincing slightly as he noticed the awfulness of his stupid excuse for being half under his bed, half out in the open. But the medic just gave him a skeptical look he opened his mouth to confess the truth waiting to leap out. "I don't want to play twister with him again!" The teen added, his words drenched in fear from the memory of his first twister night a month ago.

Kabuto scoffed slightly, rolling his eyes at Sasuke. That kid could find anything about the world to angst about, though if Kabuto had to compare he'd rather be Sasuke fighting his crazy, murder brother than have to face another twister night, so he understood where the kid was coming from. "I don't want to go anymore than you do. And I've been to more than one of his twister nights…." He started, watching Sasuke shiver at the thought of having to endure having to more than one night of twister. "..that's why I have a plan to escape."

Sasuke's black orbs lit up at the mention of a plan. "What is it?" He asked quietly, as if the Sannin could hear them despite the fact they were on the opposite end of the base.

Kabuto smirked happily as he began to retell the plan he had cooked up for the ultimate escape, Sasuke listening intently the entire time. The two were going to do anything, even chew off their own legs, to get away from twister.

Author's Note Again!: Oddly enough, this story was actually just going to be a one shot, but I got carried away with it so I decided that it'd be better as a chapter story. So if the chapters seem dragged out or extremely short that's the reason, because I was planning on it just being a one shot. Oh, and for me to write the next chapter I need ONE good review. Yes, I'll be happy if one person likes this random crap enough to tell me it's good, or what I could do better, and tell me to start writing the second chapter.