James's To-do list
:James
1)Find bella and make video of killing her and post on youtube
2)Make edward cry
3)Find way to get blood out of jacket
4)Buy 4 pounds of toothpaste and 7 cows
5)Challenge Larunt to a drinking contest(Get a lot of Blood)
6)Play baseball
7)Get Victoria a gift card for plastic surgurey
8)Find a way to decrease the rate of baldness
9)Buy bleach for jacket if I can't find a way to get the blood out
10)Try to kill Jasper(Alice?)
11)Alice to make out with me
12)Buy new boxers
13)Buy a i-pod(BLOOD,SWEAT AND TEARS!!!)
14)Track down britney spears
15)Kill britney spears
16)Kidnap Robert Pattenson(HA!)
17)Turn bunnies in to vampires
18)Get on fanfiction and find new parodies with me in them