Disclaimer- Hey! Where is this posted? Yes! What does that make this, smart italic-speaking person? Fanfiction? Correct!
AN- Yeah, um Line 8 is supposed to be, "with nary a thought in his head", meaning Clark Kent is stew-pod, but my friend who is obsessed with Tom Welling made me change it. Next for me: Why Chlex is Awesome (#1 sounds like a really cool breakfast cereal...)
Will probably never happen.
Ode to First Season Lana
One the day when meteors fell from the sky,
Lana's parents were crushed like pancakes.
Every day she mopes and cries;
It gives me a stomachache.
Jocko Whitney she must date,
Because his dad is dead.
But it's with Farmboy Clark she wants to mate,
With nary a thought in her head.
Yes! This is Smallville's damsel-in-distress,
With brown hair, big eyes, and a very small chest