Shiniki Okuzawa: I do not own Detective Conan; Technically I do because I control the world!

Plot Bunnies: WE CONTROL THE WORLD!

Shiniki O: Run and hide you authors! Run and hide!

The shopping mall murder case!

Conan sighed, why on earth did he have to go to the mall with Ran and Sonoko? They had dragged him around enough that the amount of walking he did would take him to Osaka…

"Ran-neechan…Are we almost done?" Conan chirped

"Matte Conan-kun, Just a few more stores and we will be done!"

"Liar…" Conan narrowed his eyes; He knew he was in for along day…Perhaps he might take long enough that he would naturally grow into his seventeen year old self…

A woman screamed, her boyfriend had just collapsed on the floor, his eyes rolled back

Conan rushed over to the dead body; He had seen these signs before on many other victims…another had died due to shopping mall exposure.

KID is a good thief!

A police officer approached Ginzou Nakamori "Eh, Keibu-san…Why do we bother going through all the stress and possibly humiliation of chasing Kaitou KID?"

Nakamori turned around slowly murder in his eyes…

"I mean…No one is really ever harmed, He always returns what was stolen, there is no real property damage done, we are just wasting our time with him when we could be out catching a real thief!"

Nakamori was shocked, years of his life wasted...He collapsed to his knees, with his last remaining grips of sanity he let out a roar "KAITOU KID!"

For some odd reason, Kuroba Kaito felt guilty, for what he was not sure…

Revenge of the Plot Bunnies! Or Yuusaku…

Shiniki Okuzawa was found dead in his house, On the computer screen in front of him was a fanfic he was working on, The police had been baffled, There was no attempt of foul player, He seemed to be in good health, had no type of health conditions, no wounds of any kind on him, The man seemed to just drop dead…

Conan entered the room along with Mouri-san, even he was baffled…How could a man suddenly drop dead? For some reason he felt he should call his father…

"Suddenly drop dead?" Yuusaku replied over the phone "Did he have some type of written book or fan fiction open?"

"Now that you mention it, he did…But how does that relate to the murder?"

"The Plot Bunnies strike again…"

And that is why Yuusaku is always a better detective then his son…He knows…

DaBlondBlaqOrgKillah or Eviler then You!

Gin always hated Vermouth, He despised her…Countless times that woman had teased him and she always got away with it…But now this will all change, For he was about to be promoted far higher then Vermouth, and soon that woman would have her just deserts…

Gin entered the bosses officer, a rather dark room completely square with guards on all side…Some random plot device gave Gin a muffin and congratulated him on his promotion and sent him out the door…Despite the fact that nothing at all was really said, He was finally higher then Vermouth…

He walked down the dark hallway to a closed door which read 'Vermouth' and entered "You!" Gin hissed

"Yes?" Vermouth replied giving him puppy dog eyes…

"Don't you dare give me those eyes woman? I am finally eviler then you!"

"Oh weally?" Vermouth replied sweetly, she savored the moments she could tease Gin, especially since he was now her superior "I'm Eviler then you…" She glared at him coldly "Do you like kittens?"

Gin whimpered "Yes…"

"I kick them!"

"Monster…" Gin muttered under his breath

"And that muffin in your hand…I dropped it on the floor…" Vermouth licked her lips "And your conditioner you use for your hair…"

"No! Don't say it! No!"

"I did nothing to it!"

"Nooooo-Wait what?"

Shiniki: Well then! Don't ask how I'm still alive…Read and reply! And maybe give me ideas for my next Short Stories! Also what do you guys think of the Gin Story? I don't think I executed it to well…