Yo! Back with this new fic. The idea just came to me. And it sounds interesting to write. I admit I may not have that much of a sense of humour. But I am trying my best, so give this a chance.

Enjoy!

Operation P+M=PEF

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Padfoot: Moony.

Moony: stop this right now. Mcgonagall isn't in a good mood.

Padfoot: you know we will talk our way out of everything. Chill.

Moony: so now what?

Padfoot: James just asked Evans out during defence. Guess what?

Moony: she said yes.

Padfoot: you are so dense. She didn't, duh.

Moony: sarcasm buddy.

Padfoot: huh?

Moony: forget it. So what's the point of telling me about that?

Padfoot: can't you see? Our poor comrade is being tortured out there by evil Evans. It is the 3087 time he has been rejected.

Moony: so?

Padfoot: he's sad. We can't just sit around and see him get hurt by evil Evans.

Moony: we didn't. We give him chocolate.

Padfoot: right…

Moony: paddy you have officially applied the use of sarcasm. Congratulations.

Padfoot: whatever. But don't you feel like doing something for James, our best mate who cares about us and help us in homework.

Moony: you, not us. So what do you propose we do?

Padfoot: I have been waiting so long for you to ask me this question. I have got the perfect plan! Here goes, we are going to start an operation, to make Evans realise her undying and undeniable love for Prongs. I propose "operation PEF" for our group name.

Moony: right. Prongs, Evans forever. Can't you be more creative? Maybe something like "Operation Prongs-get-his-love-of-his-life-and-we-get-a-pair-of-snogging-monsters" or operation PGHLOHLAWGAPOSM for short? At least that sounds interesting.

Padfoot: you never cease to amaze me moony.

Moony: how about "operation Padfoot+moony=success for prongs and Evans"? I think that sounds nice.

Padfoot: yeah I agree. Shorten it to "operation P+M=PEF"…

Moony: we need a journal.

Padfoot: anything. You get it then. Oh now let's decide the committee. Me, Sirius Black, the founder of operation P+M=PEF, will be the mastermind of the committee. Remus Lupin, the follower, will be the recorder and co-mastermind of the committee.

Moony: just the 2 of us? What about Wormtail?

Padfoot: I don't trust him. He is bound to let slip to James and we will be busted. BUSTED. How does that word sound to you? No! No way!

Moony: I get your point. So when do we start?

Padfoot: tomorrow is a nice day. I got the perfect idea to start.

Moony: I have this feeling it is going to be stupid.

Padfoot: of course. How else am I going to get back to James for hiding my magazines?

Moony: I feel sorry for prongs.

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Operation P+M=PEF

Founding:

Padfoot, founder and mastermind; and

Moony, co-mastermind and recorder

(members of the marauders)

Purpose:

To help Prongs get Evans, by hook or by crook (note that the emphasis is on by hook or by crook)

Message from the committee:

Padfoot: Hello whoever who comes across this! I am gorgeous and available 24 hour. Give me a message and I will be willing to sacrifice my hours for you, provided you are female and not slytherin...

Moony: shut up Pads. This journal is dedicated to our operation. We sincerely hope that ms Lily Evans will consider going out with our one and only James Potter.

Note:

If found, please return to the Gryffindor common room. Thank you for your cooperation.

And don't bother reading. It's bad for your health. You never know what will happen to you. My advice is to never try to find out.

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So how's it? I am rather pleased with this. At least I think it's quite interesting. I have some fun idea for the next chap so look forward to it!

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