A/N: Ok, I'm a humungous Zombie movie fan and one of my favorites is Shaun Of The Dead. Here is my version Bohemian's Of The Dead. This story will include a lot of crazy things and appearances from all my OC characters that I have created.

Warning: This story is very stupid, if you have a low since of humor, you shouldn't read this.

How Everything Starts

(At the Life Café)

10pm Eastern Standard Time

The bohemians sat at the big table at the Life, drinking and smoking.

"We need to talk, Maureen." Joanne started, since she never really starts a conversation off at the beginning of a chapter.

"What?"

"Its not that I don't like hanging around your friends…." Joanne started.

The lawyer turned to the 5 friends sitting at the end of the table.

"Don't take this the wrong way, guys."

They nodded and continued to listen.

"But, I'm tired of coming to the same place every single day and night." The lawyer complained.

"What's wrong with the Life?" Maureen asked laughing.

"I just told you."

"No you didn't."

"Yes she did." All the Bohemians said in unison.

Maureen sat there with a confused look on her face.

"This is the part where you make a scene, Maureen." Mark explained.

"Oh, yeah." Maureen said standing up quickly. "Why does everything have to be a problem for you?"

"There wouldn't be a story if I didn't complain." Joanne explained.

"Girl, does have a point." Collins said taking a puff of his weed.

MoowitMi324: Can we all please get on with the story?

"Sorry." They all said.

"I don't want to fight." Maureen said.

"I'm not trying to fight."

"Yes, you are."

"No, I'm not." Joanne said as her tone got louder.

"Yes, you are." Angel pointed out.

"No, I'm not."

"Yes, you are." Roger said next.

"I'm going home."

"No, I'm going home." Maureen said crossing her arms.

"You never go home first, it says right here in the script."

"Who goes home first?" Mimi asked the author.

MoowitMi324: I think I'm going to let Maureen go home first for a change.

"Yes!"

Maureen ran out of the Café.

(At the loft)

9am Eastern Standard Time

Mimi woke up and saw that Roger was still sleep, she got out of bed, got a shower, and went to work at the newest Radio Shack on Avenue Q. Her Radio Shack uniform was completely different from her Cat Scratch Club uniform, she wore black jeans, a white collard shirt, and a name tag that said

Hello, my name is

Mimi

As she sat in the subway, the dancer noticed people coughing and sweating.

"They need to go to a doctor." Mimi said to herself.

(At Radio Shack)

"Ok." Mimi started. "Jack is sick today due to a serious cold."

"Why is everyone getting a cold?" A girl asked as she chewed on her lip.

"I don't know, I'm not CNN." Mimi said in a slightly rude tone. " So, today I'm your manager and.."

"You've got red on you." A boy pointed out.

Mimi looked down at her shirt a saw a red spot on the pocket of her shirt.

"Never wear a red pen with a white shirt." Mimi informed her employees dryly.

"Ok." A boy said as he wrote the information down on a piece of paper.

"Like I was saying, we are running short on people and we need to work hard today." Mimi finished off..

An hour later…

Mimi was fixing a VCR for a customer when her half-sister came in.

"Hello, Meems."

"Hey, Mickey." Mimi greeted, with a smile.

"Do you know what tomorrow is?" Mickey asked.

"The season premier of Flavor Of Love?" The dancer asked.

"Yeah, and its Mother's day." Mickey said.

"My mom's dead, Mickey."

"I know, but what about your other mom?"

"She's YOUR mom, not mine." Mimi said slamming the box down.

"But, she took care of you."

"Not really." The older sister said with a smirk.

"Just go visit her."

"I'll think about it."

"Thank you….and don't forget about the flowers if you do come." Mickey said walking out the door.

"You're asking for a little to much."

Mimi picked up the phone at the desk and dialed Angel's number.

"Hello?"

"Angel, can you do me a favor?"

"Sure, chica."

"Can you stop by the flower shop and pick up some roses? Don't ask me why."

"Ok." Angel answered unsure.

Angel hung up the phone and grabbed her purse.

(The flower shop)

As Angel waited, she looked out the window and noticed an old man holding a pigeon by its neck.

"I hope he doesn't choke that poor Pigeon." Angel said sadly.

Just then, the man brought the pigeon towards his mouth and ripped the head off of it.

"OH MY GOD!" Angel screamed as she grabbed the flowers and ran towards the man with the bloody mouth. "What the hell is your problem?" She asked as she beat the old man with her purse.

The man began gain moaning in pain.

"You asshole." Angel said looking at her purse that now had blood on it. "Don't you know this is D and G."

The old creepy man began to crawl towards the drag queen, she kicked him and ran.

(On the subway)

Mark: Zoom in on the very sick people on this subway.

"Mark, do you have to film this?" Roger asked as he sat next to his best friend.

The filmmaker shrugged and continued.

Mark: Pan left to the women who is drooling a dark liquid.

The women eyes rolled in the back of her head.

Mark: And watch her fall dead to the dirty floor.

Mark gave the dead women a nasty look and turned his camera off as the subway stopped. The two boho boys exited and noticed more sick and pale New Yorkers.

"They're paler then you, Mark." Roger teased.

"Its not funny, Roger. I think there is something wrong."

"Albino boy is right." Collins said out of nowhere.

MoowitMi324: Collins, you're not in this scene.

"Sorry." Collins said as he disappeared.

( At the loft)

Roger and Mark entered their loft to find Joanne sitting on their couch.

"What are you doing here?" Mark asked.

"Maureen kicked me out."

"Wait….you always kick her out."

"We wanted to change." Joanne said shrugging.

"Why are you two always changing the script?" Roger asked.

"I'm sick of always throwing her out."

MoowitMi324: Lets get back to the story.

"I have on question for you." Mark started.

MoowitMi324: Shoot.

"Are me and Roger going to end up being lovers?"

MoowitMi324: No, now continue the story.

"Can I stay here?" Joanne asked.

"You're already here." Roger said.

"WHY DID YOU GET KICKED OUT?" Mark asked.

"MAUREEN GOT PISSED."

"ABOUT WHAT?"

"I NEVER PAY ATTENTION TO HER."

"Why are you two screaming?" Roger asked.

MoowitMi324: Sorry, I forgot I had my caps button on.

"Anyway…I'm going to edit my film like I always do and you two can talk about something dramatic and have a special bonding moment." Mark said closing his door.

"I'm pregnant." Roger blurted out.

"What?" Joanne yelled as she looked at her friend like he was crazy.

"Mark said we should talk about something dramatic."

"I think he was talking about me talking to you about the problem me and Maureen are having."

"Ok, talk." Roger said sitting on the couch.

A/N: That's the first chapter!!!! Please review!!! No flamers.