This is completely utter crack in a jar, okay? I assigned the boys all numbers and then randomly clicked a number between 1 and 8 so there is no couples just pure uncontrollable fun =D Enjoy. Ahaha.

"Why are we all here?!"

The teen boy shouted from the corner of the room. His eyes darting around at all the others just like the dog in his lap.

Everyone was here. Well, a scrambled hand full of people from random places. What was to be expected from a crack fiction?!

Itachi closed his eyes as he rubbed the bridge of his nose in frustration.

"Because the writer is a strange young lady who is easily amused by these sort of stories. Might-as-well deal with it."

Sakura and Ino huddled together in one of the corners with Hinata when they noticed two boxes in the middle of the room with a piece of paper in the middle of them. Ino carefully took it into her hands and read the crummy handwriting.

"7 minutes in heaven Rules: Box one contains pieces of paper with numbers. Boys must each take one and hide in from others until their number is called. Girls are to draw a piece of paper from other box. When your number is called you are to get into the closet for 7 minutes. No exceptions!"

Shikamaru yawned and looked at her with a bored expression.

"We know the rules of 7 minutes in heaven, Ino. Geez."

"Shut up, you lazy cow! Some people might not have known."

Hinata blushed and looked at the floor as Ino cast her eyes in her direction.

"Besides, the audience might not know."

"Then they are slow. Can we just get this over with? I wanna go sleep."

Proceeding, all the boys took turns grabbing a paper from the first box and take notice to their number that fate gave them.

Temari clapped her hands excitedly, wanting to see what poor souls get caught in death trap that is the closet.

"So, who starts?"

Naruto shook his head furiously.

"I don't know if I want to play this game if she is going to play!!!"

He shouted, stabbing his finger in Tsunade's direction.

She, in return, growled and got ready to pummel him if Shizune hadn't stopped her.

"Watch what you say, you little bug-eyed brat!"

He stuck his tongue out at her when Jiraiya hushed him.

"Stop it, Naruto. If she draws your number, we'll switch."

He whispered, winking which just gave Naruto to creeps and scooted away.

"Moving on!"

Temari snapped.

"Who's first?"

"I will, I guess?"

Tenten muttered from her side of the room and crawled to the middle where the box laid. Temari gave it a quick shake and held it out to her as she dipped her hand in and withdrew a crumple piece. Unfolding it neatly, she turned it for others to see.

"Uh, Number 2?"

There was a loud gulp and Naruto questioned whether or not to quickly steal someone else's paper but he was too loud and everyone looked at him now.

Damn it!

"No way. Naruto, is that your number?"

Ino asked, half laughing, half actually curious.

"Well, this ought to be interesting. In to the closet, you two!"

Temari announced and ushered them to the small broom closet while Naruto hesitated as much as possible.

Neji and Hinata both cursed from their spots on the floor and stared at the ground as the two were locked in with Temari and Ino's ears pressed to the door.

"Dammit, you two. Stop being nosey."

Anko snapped, yanking both down to the floor.

"Let them have their fun.

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Inside, Tenten and Naruto took their places at the opposite sides of the closet no matter how pointless it was as they still seemed to be touching.

"Er… So… Seven whole minutes?"

Naruto asked nervously and Tenten gave a quick nod, not caring if he could see her or not. She hoped he couldn't since her face now flushed a deep red.

It wasn't like she had feelings for him but just the thought of being trapped in a closet with any boy was unnerving for her.

"So… should we be doing something?"

"KISSING!!!"

The shout startled both of them into nearly jumping into each other. Ino and Temari were obviously still listening. Naruto made a mental note to get back at them later but was interrupted with he realized just how close he had gotten to Tenten from their jumps.

She glanced up and her eyes showed the same thing ran through her head as well.

"Naruto…"

Was all she could get out when he pressed his lips to hers a little too quickly and rough but both slowly sank into it and relaxed, making the kiss more comfortable until she pulled away from him and rested her forehead on his. Her eyes met his again. This time she wore a smile, the blush faint now but still there.

"Not bad…"

He grinned at her but couldn't say more as the door flew open and Temari gave them a grand welcome.

"7 MINUTES ARE UP!!!"

She shouted and it seemed the whole room leaned in closer to look into the small space at the now bright red teens. Both of them jumped away, crashing into the walls, embarrassed and inched their ways out the room, keeping as much distance as possible while they sat at opposite ends.

Hinata had her emo look going on, refusing to look at either Naruto or Tenten while Neji grimed Naruto something furious.

"As interesting as that all was, someone needs to go next. Any volunteers?"

Ino asked but was shoved out the way as Temari snatched up the box.

"Screw that! I call next!"

Temari grinned as she dug her hands deep in the box with her eyes closed as she snatched up a small piece of paper.

"Number…3?"

She glanced around waiting for her choice to step forward.

From the farthest corner of the room, a man smiled in a somewhat childish but creepy sort of way as he raised his hand calmly.

"Number 3, you said? I believe that is… me."